The year is almost over

>lose her
>He's autism
You sure you're ok user?

She says she lost a lot of her feelings towards me.

I got a practice gf

hm well anything you can do to spark the flame again? talked to her?

>meet girl
>cant get it up
>say something about gradualness
>touchy touchy first
>sucky licky second
>learn to be relaxed in the process
>great sex life ever since
>my dick is actually hurting her when its all the way in
feels good man

Nope not seeing the point in going all out when i'm not receiving something in return
Wbu OP?

I had a bad case of whiskey dick when I was about to lose my virginity.

I was getting a blowjob in the bathroom and drunk me hits out with a "this isn't going anywhere, why don't we mix it up a bit?" and she said to go ahead. So I pulled a condom out of my wallet, put it on, and I almost instantly went soft. I just kept apologising because I was so embarassed, but she took it sort of personally. She then dumped her boyfriend that week and we started seeing each other for a couple of months.

It turns out that a guy going soft is more of an issue for the girl than the guy.

Yeah, we agreed on tryong for a month and see where this goes. Its looking grim. I wouldnt struggle with finding a new gf, but weve been together for 3 years. And shes the only one ive felt like i can live with for the rest of my life.

>And shes the only one ive felt like i can live with for the rest of my life.
no you don't because
> I wouldnt struggle with finding a new gf,
stop deluding yourself

if it doesn't work anymore, try to work on it if that doesn't help then it's better to break up than dragging along user

>I wouldnt struggle with finding a new gf,
So you're staying with her because you think she won't find someone new is that correct? Pretty selfish if you ask me

N-not yet, I'm trying to score this new job I found for myself, girlfriend can wait a little longer, I'm still a youngin.

Delusions are strong with this one.

Yeah, I have, now fuck off.

Since january this year

if your whole life revolves around getting a girl what does it revolve around when you finally do ?

this year i tried to get friends and a gf

i got neither. what do?

>tfw 30 yo kv with zero friends

Your girl maybe?

I'm so sick of reading these threads, I'm in a situation where I'm "with" a girl but I'm so busy trying to sort my life out that it's becoming too much of a stress point. When I try to just be friends with her things get weird and I feel guilted into staying where we are. In limbo. Now her family barrages me at gatherings (on Christmas of all days) asking me how I feel about her and telling me it's wrong that I've tried to break up with her twice.

Be yourselves and wait for a girl you really get along with, forcing a relationship is so fucking stupid. I'm going to be dead in 60 or so years, I feel like I'm wasting each day with useless issues.

Shutup idiot dont tell others what to do based on yourSHITTY life pussy.

you gonna paint your nails together?

trying to get a minute to yourself

Girl cheated on me, ended up kicking her out. Now I feel an empty void in my life, nothing to look forward to when coming home from work, nothing to look forward to this Christmas. I loved her and she treated me like shit and now I'm all alone....

...

Yesterday i had a great date and then we had sex. And i just prd on my bench. 82kg for 2. My 1rm is 86kg.

...

Afraid not. 2017 is going to be a busy year for me, financially and personally. On top of work and the new fitness regimen I'm setting, there's really no time that I can possibly make for dating/being in a relationship. Unfortunately it will be like this for many more years to come, so I'm making peace with being alone.

>visit relatives
>"You're a handsome young man user."
>"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"Those girls at your college don't know who they're missing out on."

Yeah, and I dumped her today.

Funny how I was once a desperate little faggot, and now I dump the cunt who says she wanted to marry me on christmas.

>I used to be a desperate faggot, now I'm just an asshole douchebag

I'm pretty sure this grill I work with wants to fugg but she has a scrawny loser boyfriend and it's not so much that I'd feel bad if I cucked him but more like "What's wrong with her that she would date a dude like this?" y'know?

Yes but i dont know if i really lovr her

I texted mine at 12:00, but I did it in the most autistic way

>send her "Happy birthday"
>trying to be funny then send a text right after saying "Damn, I meant to say Merry Christmas
>she didn't respond until 3:00 pm saying 'Merry Christmas

Memes aside, I should be put in a mental hospital.

I did get a girlfriend.
But for some reason I hate her.
It's a conflicting feeling, Veeky Forums.

Need help from more experienced people.

>Gf and I break up a year ago
>She goes off travelling, I move to another country to study
>Took me a really long time to get over her, first proper break up so had no idea how to deal with it
>Last few months been feeling much better, love the new place I live, studies going well, banging qts on the reg.
>Come home for christmas, bump into her on a night out with old friends
>We get drunk and talk, and its like the past year never happened, literally so easy to keep going
>We kiss, she invites me back, but I decline
>Meeting up tomorrow for a drink and a chat
>No idea if she just wants to be friends, or wants to maybe get back together.
>Not sure what I feel

What do lads? Its taken me ages to put her behind me, but we have such a connection that I feel it would be stupid to waste it. Everyone moans about not having a gf that understands them, wouldn't I be an idiot to turn this down just to fuck sluts?

got a gf but now i have to move cities for a job

just cuck and chuck dude

also wear a rubber and pray she's not shedding herpes when you bone

tfw girl I've known for a decade wants something more
I just want to lift and gain aesthetic

*checks wallet*

money is still there.

*checks in pants*

balls still there.

i guess not...

no need for gf

We've been messaging each other daily for weeks, but I don't want to get my hopes up :(

Yes. Planning on sticking my dick in her later with no condom.

Why did you break up? If it was just because you went in different directions this might be an opportunity to reconnect, but if it was a bad break up then it probably wouldn't be a good idea to get back together

how is it? do you go out and do things together?

Contacted ex bf who is spending Christmas with new gf telling him I miss him. Fuck me for doing that. I need to get drunk.

l-london?

Nope! And the way things are looking, I never will. I peaked in college, and I'm never going to have that again

>had 3 opportunities to make out with girls this year
>didnt take any of them

1. friend and me randomly met 2 girls(17 and 14) while walking to the store from his place to drink and play ps4. friend made out with the 17 y/o, i couldce gotten with the other 1 if i engaged but i had like a liter of vodka at this point so when they were about to leave i just asked for her number/sc
2. girl at a club got all over me and i pulled away because i had just 1 corona that night
3. was smoking outside of my place, taxi pulls over and this shitfaced girl barely gets out of it. starts walking towards me(im standing next to the stairs and she lives on a higher floor). she comes up and says "u alright", puts her hand around me pulling me closer to make out but i just pull away so she just walks up the stairs and eyes me.

i am so fucking autistic. how do i just tell myself fuck it and go for it?

nice highschoolpost

>broke up with gf of 4.5 years in october
>past months my dick has been harder than being on cialas waking up and going to sleep
>pretty close to calling an escort on new years

not going to make it

why is everyone so lusty

you're either underaged or a pedophile

im 18, i realized the girl was actually 14 the next morning. I was drunk so i misheard them and thought theyre both 17 which is legal here