That guy who spent all of 2016 lifting and didnt even get laid once

>that guy who spent all of 2016 lifting and didnt even get laid once

That's me

Got together with ex. Only girl I can tolerate. 99.9999% of women are garbage and not worth a breath of effort

What'd you two split in the first place?

she wanted 2 weeks to try new dick

cant lift an ugly face away

>99.9999% of women are garbage
I'd rather learn this by experience and not take your word for it

t. virgin

What the fuck is wrong with girls
My gfs best friend did this, hope mine doesnt get ideas

>getting laid

>measuring your self worth by whether or not u disappointed a woman this year

Don't be too hard on urself op

>being a literal cuck

KEK
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KEK

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck

I had 4 different girls this year, didn't lift or go out at all

Its not over

Lost my virginity this year. 3 for me this year. I also didn't life this year at all.

Lifting & lifing. Not even once

lel, I realized what I typed once I hit post. But yeah, two of the girls had boyfriends. Is this what if feels like to be a Chad?

Not even Veeky Forums but lost a fuck ton of weight and gained confidence. I wish people told me to just go to local bars/house parties.

>she wanted 2 weeks to try new dick
Shouldn't have even gotten back together with her

thats the last decade of my life.

> not going Downtown to the Cheesecake Factory to pick up girls

You're missing out senpai. Just find a stray pack of lovely ladies and go in for the kill. Worst case scenario is you only score 1 set of digits

I spent lifting and bulking like a motherfucker for 6 months when I had a gf

then she broke up with me out of the blue

lifted like an absolute mother fucker after that
>ABCxABCx
>cardio also

had a breakdown in june/july

quit my job, ran away from everyone and everything

travelled europe

worked on a farm for 3 months

went vegetarian the whole time

didn't lift

lost 12 kg

got laid

came back

put weight back on

went back to the gym

got alienated, hardly anyfriends, severe depression

miss my ex-gf, stopped going to gym, but calisthenics every day

body looking good, but completely unfulfilled

want to focus on myself, but still want a qt3.14 gf everyday

have a degree, but don't have a job in the area

I just want to live in harmony and peace but it never seems to be like that no matter how hard I try

das me mane

That guy who got lucky and got laid once and now everyone on the internet has to know

Jokes on you I got laid SEVERAL times and I dont have a gf

Same dude, feels literally the best

know that feel ex gf of mine went to try new dick as well apperently mine is bigger and now she came back to be my gf again fucked her hard and kicked her out feels good tho

...

I've been busy working on myself this year. Can't expect others to love you if you don't even love yourself. There's still some time in 2016 anyways, I might still make it

youre gonna make it friend

So you're not very exciting in bed

>tfw about to get laid for the first time but performance anxiety
fuuuck me

he didnt say that he did he just said that he fuckedher

the journey isnt outward but inward

hey fuck you too