>spent Xmas with a hooker
>she couldn't make me cum, I made her cum like 4 times.
>remember 2 years ago before I was with the girl of my dreams
>remember how she betrayed me, disrespected me, tried (or probably did) fuck a friend
>afterward I hit the gym hard, but weight lifting wasn't really for me
>I would go on and off for a year until July, when I quit and found the true love of my life , boxing
>been eating healthy, waking up at 5am every morning to run, at the gym 6 days a fucking week
>know that if I get a gf that shit would be disrupted
>know that a hooker, no matter how qt3.14 she is won't make me cum like my ex she I used to blow a load in her pussy
>here drinking Hennessey by myself watching twin peaks
>knowing I wont have a gf for a while
>I'm stuck with these hookers
Spent Xmas with a hooker
what episode of twin peaks are you watching?
Is this making it?
Double Play. Cooper is telling Harry about Windom Earle, his old partner. Donna is looking for Bobby, whose banging that milf. Leo just woke up and got stabbed by Shelly and ran into the woods.
who'd have thought someone with the will to do the rigorous trainings that boxing requires would be such a pussy bitch lol.
women are nothing, get a hold of yourself.
Most people who box are mentally unstable
Oh that's after the show went to shit
sure, maybe full of anger.
then again, someone who fucks hookers is yet to realize one of the most important things in life.
Yea, I still am enjoying though.
Its only tonight I feel like this. I haven't drank in like 8 months it might be getting to ms a bit. Every day before this I haven't felt this sort of feel.
Which is?
drink enough so that you forget your mind ever wandered down this path of feels.
When you know, you know.
When you don't, no matter how many people tell you, you'll never listen.
So i'll just let you figure it out on your own.
it's the only way to really know.
Well, should I stop fucking hookers then?
>be me
>have a good life, some friends, few girls
>decide to become Veeky Forums to have a better life, more friends, more girls
>spend time at gym
>start to get deeper in these Veeky Forums-mentality
>spend more time at gym
>less time for friends
>stop drinking and smoking because its bad for gains
>friends start to think im a weirdo
>stop eating shit food
>weirdness intensifies
>stop clubbing because sleep is important and without drinking it isnt fun
>doesnt meet girls anymore, because not clubbing you know
>doesnt meet friends anymore and probably they have forgotten me
>too autistic for tinder
What have i become?
A-at least im Veeky Forums, right?
You see this was me, then I started fucking hookers.
>made her cum 4 times
And you believed her; cute
>I made her cum like 4 times.
lol no you didn't, she's a fucking hooker lmao
Yes, learn to deal with your feelings properly instead of blowing them into a useless cum rag worth literally nothing.
Find something to do
I'm a lot of things, shit in bed isn't that. Its not hard to tell when a girls faking it. Others hookers have before though and told me the same shit, so I get where you are coming from.
Well, I box, work a 9-5 and work on the weekends. I have a lot of stuff to do. Only reason I'm up now as opposed to sleeping is because the gym and work is closed tomorrow.
It's your life bro, I'm sure you're too busy and hard pressed to not fuck hookers, what was i thinking
Have you never watched when Harry met Sally?
It's easy as fuck to fake you moron
dumb frogposter
>My entire genetic makeup has survived long enough to create me for the sole purpose of procreating and passing it further, but women are for pussies
Fags are the worst
t. Virgin.
I'm dying of colorectal cancer
My stomach and bowels hurt for a few months
Thought it was IBS / colitis
Doctors kept telling me I was just experiencing constipation and inflammatory bowel after .
I had really bad stomach pains and pooped out black gunk
Took a month to get scheduled for an ultrasound and slept past my appt
Took another month to get another one
They found the tumor growing between where my appendix and small intestine meet
Dr said if we found it earlier I might have better chance but I start IV chemo next week
Dr felt bad and wrote me Rx for as much opana and injectable dilaudid and Xanax as I want
Merry Xmas anons
I'm lonely and the only woman I've been attracted to in many years is a shitty, manipulative bitch with a fetish for being abused my ultra manlets.
My life if worse than yours. Also, I'm pretty ugly.
I hope you survive
You mean James banging that milf? I've seen the show 4 times and I can't recall bobby banging any milfs.
Yes James my bad.
I fucking hate James. Does he get killed off later in the show?
God that's a depressing episode of Twin Peaks.
Hope you get better user.
sorry about the self hatred, user
when did you come out the closet?
Wow you're so clever user! Where did you learn that trick? You sure got me good.
are you coming onto me bro?