Ok guys i'm tired of having no gf

JUST

can't unsee now

every time

Can someone please explain this shit I am seeing everywhere

people try to ruin any pic of a nice ass by making you imagine a huge fart coming out of it

lol i thought it was a expression of unziping or a lewd sound after looking at something hot

That's disgusting

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Compression pants.

light color dockers make my butt look unreal

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post pics fagg

Sauce?

I am 27 khv and I dont even know why Im alive at this point.

At least in the past Id be eliminated by someone stronger but now I am condemned to roam the earth in eternal suffering without doing anything but being born in a shitty fucked up family.

I want a gf so bad I could yell it for 27 years and lose my voice and and make a yelling machine and keep it in running order for 27 years just to feel I came somewhat close to letting the frustration out.

2017 will be my year.

I might go to Belgium to euthanize myself.

well played here's your
>(you)

>calling someone gay on Veeky Forums unironically
You must be new.

yes but i meant in the GYM senpai
can't, got mugged and lost cellphone :(

Just keep going bro, live for yourself, you're the most important person in the world for you, noone else can make you happy but you

i'll be your bf

youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Png

Can't wait to cut down to the point where mine look good again.