Best water for gainz?

Hello

Got a hold of 100 half liters of Smart Water as a christmas gift from a friend who works at Costco.

Dumb question: what is the best water for gainz?
Smart Water, as it is distilled, makes me piss more than usual
Fiji feels great due to silica
Ionized water because of memes

That ice stuff is tasty but ridiculously expensive

If smart water was so smart, why is it trapped in a bottle? As long as it's water who the fuck cares? Only hipsters do.

Its literally water, dude. Even tap water will do fine.

Tap water because I have an IQ above 60

Wait, didnt we learn in chemistry class that drinking actually distilled water can kill you cause of the concentration gradient of the minerals in your body?
I have never even heard of distilled water in half liter bottles before

>If smart water is so smart, why is it trapped in a bottle?

Disregard my post, I just looked on their website and they literally take mineral water, distill it, and then add the minerals back in.

Smart. Idiots actually buy that.

Fucking Kek

Tap water because of the extra hormones and minerals that (((they))) put in it.

Who the fuck drinks distilled water?? Do you enjoy being thirsty as a diabetic??

Serious question to troll'ish post:
Where are you guys where the tap water is OK to drink?
Switzerland?
They banned flouride in their water.

>essential antioxidants
I literally love this meme so much.
Every fuckhead who actually spends more on their fucking "smartwater" per week than I do on my fucking protein can't seem to stop talking about it.

I have a water filter installed on my tap

its a britta one, not an alex jones meme one

>Fluoride
>Mercury
>Pharmaceuticals
Not for long

Any difference?

Finland

essentia

Just try a little bit of everything. Evian is a personal favorite.

None of those waters are activated though. You need to soak your waters overnight to activate them.

ice is amazing man

One thing I will say about Smart Water is that the bottles are really nice. I take a 1L Smart Water bottle whenever I go on a long hiking trip because you can beat the shit out of one those things and it will never break.

>being ameriburger trash

Kill yourself, my munich tap water comes straight from the alps you disgusting sub human

Germany, tap water is GOAT

San Pelligrino from the glass bottle, of course.

Esa me tap a watre from a de springa. Ere inna de Belgim aayy

Went to switzerland.
Great tap water.
No flouride

I wonder if the swiss know something we amerilards don't...

Keked out loud to this good sir

ICE because of the vitamins, duh.

ICE literally carried me through my last semester of college. I managed to budget my food expenses well enough to have one of those a day. While not entriely the greatest thing in the world, nor a proper substitue for water, these things taste fucking great, and they got me to stop drinking pop almost entirely.

Dropped about 40 pounds over the course of the semester btw.

Sparkling water

Not even kidding, I spend 4 bucks a week or two on it and it kills any desire I have for soda.

>I wonder if the swiss know something we amerilards don't...
Like how to please the BBC

>If smart water was so smart, why is it trapped in a bottle?