Pls no bully
I have a big ass which I like, however, I have some small cellulite at the bottom of it, and at the upper part of the thigh.
How do I get rid of it?
Squats? If yes, how do I start doing them so that I don't fuck up my knees?
Pic is the desired effect.
Read the sticky
Don't lift with your knees, lift with your hips
Imagine the squat as a giant hip thrust
Also post ass
You will never get desired result because that is photoshopped.
That aside, adding some muscle can tighten the area up smoothing out some of the loose skin.
So yeah do squats/lunges/leg raises. Look up the form on youtube.
Will obvi require reference pic to know what we're dealing with here.
It's subcutaneous fat. Lose weight.
Post pics, there's no way to tell otherwise
You're gonna have to show us the problem if you want it properly addressed
Genetics.
Lookup squat videos.
Lose weight. You're probably just fat, who cares if you have a big ass. Shapely asses are better.
Will try that. No ass posting, sorry. It's disgusting by fit standards.
Will look that up. And that might be photoshopped, but I love Remy's butt and she's posting videos on her instagram/snapchat, which are not photoshopped obviously. Her ass is big, but nice and round, no cellulite. I like that. And since I have a really simillar body type to her, if not identical, I'm hoping I can get that too. I know she exercises a lot for it, though.
If I lose anymore weight I'll get ribs showing on my back. Been there, done that.
post it
wew this advice makes me nervous
I bet it's not, we're all high test men here
Just youtube glute exercises. If you for some reason have short tendons/muscle tissue or you're not very flexible, look up some stretches on mobilitywod from the sticky.
Also half of fit would fuck a couch if it had a half human looking figure, so I wouldn't worry about it.
we will be the judge of that.
Your body is yours and yours only. You will never look like someone else because there are countless factor that make you physically different. Gain muscle, lose fat. I know it may sound scary to lose fat as it seems like at some point you were underweight. But being lean when you have no muscle is widely different to when you have muscle.
You need to post it to get accurate advice...
Thank you, noted.
> You will never look like someone else because there are countless factor that make you physically different
I know that. I don't want to look like her. It's just that we have very simmilar body types so I know that it can look good, given some effort. For example, being pear-shaped, I know I'll never be a petite, thin cutie, because if I lose too much weight I will still have wide hips and thick legs. And I don't like muscular, lean look on women, I'd be okay with my current silhouette if I could get rid of the cellulite on the lower part of my butt and making it look a bit perkier. That's it.
POST YOUR FUCKING ASS!
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Post ass pls
how did remy get such a perfect booty.
it seems real but the rest of her body is so perfect too and her face isn't even busted. she breaks all the big ass pornstar rules
cut sugar, alcohol and junk food.
walk at least 10.000 steps a day.
it would take 2 months to get rid of them.
>don't worry m'lady!! I shall defend thine honor from these disgusting swine!
*unsheathes katana*
>ha! have at you, vermin!
post your ass right fucking now
>cut sugar, alcohol and junk food
But Remy is having all that all the time!
Eh, I know you're right though. And I was on a strict diet once, due to an autoimmune disease, it did help tremendously. I'll have to cut back again.
Just walking does nothing though. I will look up some exercises mentioned here and add these.
I don't know, man. She's literally perfect. I have a huge girlcrush on here. I used to like porn with her, but now, after months of stalking her snapchat and instagram I'm not even aroused by it, it feels wrong. Remy is so pure and cute. I don't want to see her getting stuffed anymore.
>Remy is so pure and cute. I don't want to see her getting stuffed anymore.
iktf. at least she still does p vanilla stuff sometimes. I felt the same way about sasha grey but i'm not into anal which is kinda her main thing now.
If you get an ass like this 90% of men will be your slaves with very little effort on your part good luck
Listen sweetheart, if you don't post your ass, we won't be able to help you :) So post your ass right fucking now you stupid bitch :)
I think Remy stopped doing porn alltogether, as in porn movies. She only does her paid snapchat thing, which is pretty vanilla and [spoiler]I'm not even subscribed to that, boo. [/spoiler]
I really don't care.
OP I just bought some weed and I am gonna get high as fuck and jerk off to all kinds of shit, post your ass so I can get warmed up pls.
eh. good for her. it's probs good to be able to quit the mainstream and privatise your business in that line of work.
Nah, she wants to be an EMT. I think she'll even drop the private stuff when she gets a regular job as a paramedic.
Have a bump but post your ass in return, bitch
well shit that's pretty cool. i can get behind her trying to leave the game but it makes me sad that she's doing it when she'd prefer not to.
You clearly do care you dumb cunt.
Yeah, I had a mixed feelings about it too. But like I said, I can no longer watch her doing porn anyway. Loving the vanilla stuff though.
>If I lose anymore weight I'll get ribs showing on my back. Been there, done that.
A) I can guarantee if you have a 'big disgusting by Veeky Forums's standard ass" you are not skinny enough that your ribs will be showing.
B) Cellulite is literally caused by fat sitting on top of muscle, sure you can improve your shape by doing excercises, but if you want to lose the cellulite you will need to lose some weight.
C) Read the fucking sticky and stop blogposting, we get it you don't get male attention in real life (probably because you're fatter than you'll admit to yourself), but do you really want attention on the internet from desperate virgins?
It's gonna be hard for women in general to get rid of cellulite since they have a higher bf % normally
how is cellulite different that fat?
Pic related has cellulite too. It's just photoshop. Not that I wouldn't want a Remy-tier ass on my face, but that's another issue... simply put: it can't be done unless you have Stephanie Davis' genetics - i.e. godlike.
Post ass you cunt this is a high test board and we want to see a fat ass god damn it
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>being so beta you people are lusting after a porn star and are literally sad she doesnt do porn anymore so you cant watch other men fucking her
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You nasty heathen
sure except the best way to do it is lose weight, in fact it is basically the only way. So don't ask for advice then say
>oh but I don't want to lose weight
then deal with cellulite
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>a little cellulite at the bottom
your ass looks like an angry cartoon face
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My ex bf took this pic but it was like 2 yrs ago, I don't have all that cellulite on my outer legs anymore
Honestly it's kind of gross looking at it now
squat on this dick bby
also drink more water cut out soda and junk food and rub vit E on it.
squats, hip thrusts and lunges.
Then eat at a caloric deficit. start with a 200kcal deficit and then increase it when you stall.
You just have too much fat/ to muscle ratio around the described areas. Fat doesn't have a shape to it, it just lumps up and sits there. Muscle is what gives the body a pleasant shape, especially the glute area. So more muscle, less fat would be the goal. I'd say start weight training, mostly squats I'd say, deep as you can go without hurting yourself. Don't go crazy on 'bulking' or whatever or it'll just add more fat to the area that's already a little too fat from the sounds of it.
>fat around ass is not good
t. low test beta
OP, I like your butt as is.
Do some squats and eat less shit if you want your desired result.
But again, its a fine butt as is.
Here to bully
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If you can't lose anymore bodyfat then go into a plastic surgeon and have them do the freeze shit where it freezes and kills the fat cells
Literally just fat and water weight. Drop your sodium and carbs.
You're just fat. Eat less food for a year or two and your cellulite will go away.
Natalie O? is that You?
I know a girl who has a huge ass like that.
Sort of related to this thread, but what can be done about stretch marks?
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Women with huge asses like that picture are sexy.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Read that as pacifist with a lisp
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Where you from again?
I would smash that ass so hard.
Obviously taken from some porn shoot
I love Veeky Forums, I love Veeky Forums so goddamn much
EAT LESS
SQUAT MORE
>vanilla
>sex with negros
What the fuck every time I see this pic I want to cum in her.
Women like this have total control over me. Fuck sake.
You are pretty gross looking in general. Just fuck off.
Veeky Forums : where 15% BF on a male is fat but 40% on a woman is THICCCC
you are going to need a caloric deficit.
Weather through cardio, or restricted eating, or both, you need to be counting calories, keeping a written log of them, count EVERYTHING.
Try to eat 500 less than your Total Daily Energy Expenditure. TDEE
Lots of TDEE calculators on he web.
You cannot spot reduce fat, not without surgery.
So, your ass will have to shrink a little bit with the loss of the cellulite.
> losing weight gets rid of cellulite
Your complete lack of comprehension about what cellulite is is quite endearing.
OP here. Just woke up and decided to check up on my thread. I left after this post:
y'all niggas getting trolled by some bored fit guy who probably likes to write about farts instead of exercising. I'm not posting here anymore, but please, keep going if you're enjoying that.
Prove it. Post ass with time stamp or gtfo
Go to a doctor and get UV smoothing treatment. That's what all the ports tars do anyway. They dreamer bulk, get lipo in the right places, then get UV smoothing and workout.
No, I don't give a fuck about an anonymous board enough to prove anything and I think that in my first reply I said I'm not posting anything.
Bye.
