Is pulling out really that dangerous? I just started my sexually active lifestyle and condoms are such a fucking buzzkill. I can't maintain a fully-erect penis too long without stimulation so putting them on is a chore when the ring gets stuck between the head and the foreskin, etc.
I'm only talking about birth control, obviously, not STDs.
by the way, I can control when I orgasm really well, I know when I'm about to bust, so that's not an issue.
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Bro please don't do this. Pulling out is pretty effective, yes. But don't incease the chances of ruining your life for little bit more satisfaction. Wear a fucking rubber AND pull out. And never trust a bitch.
yeah you dont even have to do it all the way
>"and pull out"
Jesus Christ I thought I had enough self control to use a condom 100% of the time.
Even turning down sex when none are readily available.
I couldn't imagine having the self control to pull out.
I don't understand this meme...why even risk it. So many people have kids then their life is ruined at the age of 20. Fucking classmate had two kids at 19 lmao. Bitch complaining in college
Because pulling out is easy as fuck, plus the whole pre-cum having semen thing is a myth
Get a vasectomy.
Fuck kids. For every in shape father, there are 1000 others in the worst shape of their lives, cursing every day they fucked their life up.
Seems like a perfect thread.
My gf and I were having extremely passionate sex last night. Anyways, I pull out to discover that my condom broke and that I had given her a full creampie. We rushed straight to Walmart and she took plan b within an hour of me actually cumming in her. We discussed everything and everything seems to be alright -- we have plans in place and all. We will go to a planned parenthood if she doesn't get her period soon and all but it's just a lot of worrying. Does plan b really do the job?
Pulling out only works if you're doing it with your gf and you're aware of her period cycle, or she's on birth control. For the love of God don't do it with a random bar chick, because odds are she's probably ovulating if she's horny enough to not think logically about condom usage.
I really want to see if I have low semen count/can't have babies. Imagine how much stress I could be saving.
Youre an idiot. You deserve whats coming for you
no, theres no perfection solution unfortunately. there's always a chance you knocked her up.
Yeah my wife has had to use it twice and I have no child still. Thank Goodness.
Yeah Plan B will get the job done and you have nothing to worry about in my experience. But do not put yourself in a position where she has to take it too often, because it can ruin her ovaries long term. It'd be a smarter and more enjoyable idea to put her on birth control and rawdog her. Just make sure she has an alarm set to take her pills and doesn't miss them or take them at odd intervals.
>she has a kid and works at a wageslave job
Was it really that hard to use a condom?
wait, so, if you're 100% sure you didn't cum inside her, she can't get pregnant? I didn't know the pre-cum thing was a myth
Did you fail sex-ed that bad?
>Couples literally have to try to get pregnant for a month or two
>constant, deliberate cumming inside the woman until she finally conceives
>retards think a spare fleck of pre cum will magically inseminate a woman at a perfect time at any kind of demonstrably significant rate
>tfw gay and have zero worries about pregnancy
>still wear condoms religiously so i dont get diseases
There's lots of terrible things to worry about besides children. And STD rates are on the rise.
>tfw virgin gf
Got my vas a few months ago, no regrets.
In Texas I got it done with no troubles for $80.
Easiest decision of my life.
you did the right thing, and yes its 95% effective in the first 24 hrs.
GJ manning up and going to get the planb
How was the experience?
Perfect thread for this.
Finally made it and lost my virginity at age 22 to my current gf, who was also a virgin. She's on the pill and has an alarm to take it. She still wants me to use a condom because she really scared about getting pregnant (whole family is pro life, abortian isn't really an option). She's let me raw dog it a few times but is always nervous and it makes it less fun, even though I always pull out. Is using a condom with the pill overkill if I'm going to pull out anyways?
I am more afraid of the STD thing than a child. I can control my ejaculation and it'll usually take me an hour to do so during a drunk hook up anyway. But an STD? Random, irreversible.
Couldn't imagine being gay and having the HIV boogeyman hovering over my head all the time.
Depends if you have cum recently and also if you have pissed, because piss can flush out any cheeky sperms hanging around inside that otherwise would have been picked up by precum
easy.
$40 for consultation
>5min convo with the doctor (urlogist who does tons of No Scapel Vasectomies)
$40 for the surgery
>Gave me 1 Valium 30 mins before
>My GF comes in the room with me
>Its literally a regular doctors office
>I start laughing after shes in there pulling and snipping, bc of the awkwardness/ridiculousness of the situation
>>uhh user are you laughing?
>ahahah yeah don't worry about it
10 mins later I'm icing my balls in the car on the way home.
No bruising/bleeding or significant swelling.
I really don't believe that you could ever be safe enough until you're in a financial situation to support children
The one thing you have to understand is that the average child costs $250k and once you've fucked up by accidentally getting it inside of her you literally have 0 control as the man in the USA
Did you get the option of freezing your sperm so you could conceive through artificial insemination, if you decide to have children later?
>planned parenthood
Take responsibility for your fuck-up
>getting a copper iud placed inside of the vagina within 5 days is not taking responsibility.
If you're talking one night stand, always use a condom.
If you want to raw dog it, get a stable FWB or gf who is on birth control, be mature enough to both get tested to ensure you're both clean, then creampie that shit all day and night.
If for whatever reason she can't or won't use birth control, don't risk it. It's just not worth it. It's not worth having to think about it every time. It's not worth the text messages whenever her period is a day or two late. It's not worth always wondering if maybe you were too late or maybe your pre had some strong sperm in it. It's a bunch of bullshit you don't want to have on your mind.
The option is there but it's too expensive for me at the moment, I think the cost in my area was ~$5k for the first year, and $2k every year after.
There's always a chance I could want kids in the future. I'm down with adoption.
The options for future biological kids is reversal (~50% chance typically) or Extraction (lookup TESE).
They take the sperm directly from the testes and baste it right into the woman.
I'm sure thats expensive but if I'm ready for a kid I'm ready to pay for shit.
It has given me the most insane daily life-control feeling.
I no longer have to worry about any accidents or how badly it will fuck me up financially.
And I get to just bust full loads inside my high test gf
>abortion is murder
stay on /pol/ christfag
God dammit there goes the thread
Sex ed in the US is pretty shit desu especially in the south where they mostly teach abstinence
Eh, debatable. Still a piss-poor reason to abort though.
>christfag
No. Not even baptised.
>take responsibility for your fuck up
>your fuck up
>your
>condom broke
>your fault
you're literally retarded aren't you?
Found the cuck.
That's the risk you take any time you decide to stick your dick in a woman.
This. Getting a woman pregnant is actually pretty difficult. It usually happens by chance and when there is a lot of fucking going on.
>tfw i have an impregnation fetish
>mfw i find out my gf loves it when I nut in her
I need to get a grip desu
open to all questions about the vasectomy, the best money a real man can ever spend
Don't you worry about it being irreversible? What if you want to have kids at any point in your life?
I don't feel like I'll ever want kids - and literally WORST CASE is I have to adopt, which I already think is an admirable thing to do
Listed a couple other options here
I know those feels, I also have a girl that has this fetish.
>impregnation fetish
You mean cumming inside her? Yeah, i think 100% of men enjoy that.
>Couldn't imagine being gay and having the HIV boogeyman hovering over my head all the time.
That's why you become a bug catcher.
Turn moral sickness into real sickness.
Get bigger condoms, you mong.
Measure the circumference of your dick at the base, do some research on condom size, get something that fits.
I'm still surprised most men are so ignorant on this basic shit.
With or without condom, I've always pulled out. Creampies not even once.
>if you dont want kids be virgin until marriage
Literal christfag
Find a woman you love and cum inside her and make a child and have a happy fulfilling life together.
This is why whites are dying out.
Interesting user, thanks for telling
Pretty much this. It could still happen though. You should piss after you ejaculate so that you don't have precum and semen mixed for next round. If you want to look into it there are times of the month where the risk is smaller.
It becomes an addiction.
This, had a bad scare before and now I am always nervous after sex, its a really bad feel
Never fuck random bitches without a condom. A bit of cum can leak without you realising it and you she won't even know to take day-after pill. Condom breaks and you at least know what to do.
On the other hand, I've been in a long relationship and my girl was on pill all the time. Came in her at least 300 times without a condom, maybe closer to 400. Obviously, she never got pregnant. She took tests from time to time just for the sake of it. Would never trust a random bitch saying she is on the pill tho.
Plan b is expensive though, its like 30 bucks a pill.
Anyway I did fuck a random girls bareback and pull out a few times, and so far none of them have comeback with a little kid to find me
>tfw creampied thicc high school slut a lot lately
>her dad is starting to catch on and dislike me
>could try to sneak her over tonight, might get shot or something if he catches us
what do Veeky Forums? Take the risk?
my ex gf of 1 and a half year wasn't on BC and we used a condom once. We figured we had sex at least 150-200 times but potentially 300-400. My pullout game is pretty strong. I also tend to not use condoms on one night stands.
Flip side, both of us abused drugs in the past and she is a full blown alcoholic so chances are that neither of us are fertile anyway. Make of that what you will.
No, don't do this
I wouldn't risk going in without a condom from the second round onwards, even after pissing
Enjoy the first round, but NEVER stick it in without a condom afterwards
>tfw addicted to cream pies
>tfw whenever I see an attractive woman I have vivid fantasies of fucking her raw and creaming her
It's starting to become a problem.
just buy extra thin condoms, you barely feel them
i know i would
My gf was on the pill and I nutted inside her every time we had sex for like 4 months before we broke up. No babbys.
Yes, I'm an idiot. Yes, nutting inside of a female is 10/10
No one is saying you have to be a virgin until marriage, or even get married at all.
Pregnancy is a risk every time you stick your dick in a vagina. You should have an idea in the back of your mind what you would do if it happened.
I had almost the exact same experience as you user
Birth control is amazingly effective if they keep to the schedule
Also creampie is best pie would not change a thing
Wait until he's not home and creampie her in his bed. Leave your semen everywhere. Hell, scoop some up with your hands and smear it on the walls, his pillow, on his clothes on his closet. Let him know your the man of his house now, and he better get used to being only the berry picking provider that supplies you with snacks to eat in between you creampieing his daughter.
Mark your spot and seize your destiny.
>not getting money stolen and life ruined by a bitch that doesn't want to get rid of it
>cuck
Pick one.
Condoms are quite literally a waste of money if you can get your gf on birth control. If you're at a point where you're fucking multiple times a day, condoms costs add up way too fast. Creampies feel better and are more economical. Just make sure she sticks to the birth control.
If you don't want a child, don't try pulling out.
You say you know when you're going to nut, and I'll take you at your word (even though I doubt it) - and it's still a problem.
Why? Precum. Shit still has sperm in it, and they can be viable. You don't need to cum in a girl for her to get pregnant. Sure it's less likely, but do you really want that risk?
That or get a girl on the pill/coil/something that you trust to actually be on them. But if you're just sleeping around don't try pulling out, it'll fuck up eventually.
Had the same problem with condoms. Told it to some chick and she told me to get larger condoms. Bought some XL's and the problem of the bonerkill was gone
>Not wanting to raise your child.
>Not being a cuck.
youtube.com
I am all in for killing babies but abortion is wrong.
Take responsibility.
It isn't gonna work.
Entire time you're fucking the girl Pre-Cum is leaking out of you.
The stuff has a lot of sperm in it.
At the end, sure you pump in an even bigger load of sperm, but don't dismiss the power of pre-cum. That slippery stuff has made a lot more babies than you realize.
you alright there, virgin bro?
I've never fucked a girl with a condom on, though seeing as I've only banged three it's not as impressive as it sounds. Plus my gf is the only one I've banged more than a few times and she's always been on birth control.
Probably playing with fire but I can barely maintain an erection with a rubber and it's nowhere near as good, plus it's a good excuse to cum on their tits.
>there are people in 2016 who unironically are against abortion
what the fuck
Bump for this!
Always struggled with condoms, total buzz… err bonerkill, even when buying XXL, which must be like totally huge, and my dick isnt' that big, compared to porn, so I guess that's just how condoms have to be, no wonder everyone hates them…
And then I finally found a girl who told me that I was kinda big, not in the
>oh user, you are so big, fuck me!!!
kinda way, but actually in a sensible way and recommended me some oversized ones (have to order them online, now amazon knows how often I have sex…) and holy shit!
I can put them on without issue, I can keep my boner and sex feels almost the same as without them. Even a blowjob with a condom on feels great with the right size.
tl;dr: OP has a big dick.
Depends on the kind of condom too. Trojan BareSkins and Thins nuked my boner every time. Trojan Ribbed was tolerable. Magnum XL's were comfiest but my dick wasn't quite big enough to keep them on efficiently, I'm somewhere in between.
Was smashing this chick when she was on birth control (apparently). Unloaded in her quite regularly because that pills potent right?
Wrong.
Bitch got preggers and I experienced 2 months of the most stressful time of my life.
My dad died 1 month prior, and this chick wasnt telling me shit.
But my future son/daughter did what I wanted to do and aborted itself so it ended well anyway.
But still. Don't risk it senpai.
Condoms are for low test betas and gays
>multiple long term relationships 3+ yrs
>get them on the pill asap
>nut inside no condor 98% of the time on the daily
>no children
How do people accidentally have kids again? Maybe (hopefully) I'm just sterile.
I would never finish inside a girl on the pill. My ex got on that arm implant thing though and I was pretty comfortable coming in her then.
Just cum inside her you faggot. Only betas use birth control.
Condoms aren't bad just shop around till you find one that fits right. A little too tight or too loose is no fun. Also fap less and/or watch less porn. No fap is a meme but you still shouldn't be choking it three times a day or sex will be rough. Once I found a brand hat felt good I had no problem busting in a condom (fuckin finally)
kek
She wasn't taking her birth control regularly if she got pregnant. The pill is reliant on consistent hormone dosing and when taken properly, it's more effective than condom usage.
Just fuck feminists on birth control /IUDs.
Liberal girls, even the educated degenerate leftists, love to be "in control of their bodies"
If you want to be an idiot and fuck a conservative religious girl who doesn't take birth control then have fun with your 12 kids, nobody is stopping you.
Choose your fucks carefully.
>having non procreative sex
This guy speaks the truth
>a real man sterilizes himself to have meaningless sex
Yeah no thanks faggot.
>playing rape chicken
I think this game is more dangerous
No such thing as a fun game without danger.
This is unironically the best advice.
There's nothing like blowing into a dumb feminist after hatefucking her and knowing even in worst case scenario you won't have to deal with a kid.
Narrow urethra is the patrician infertility
>then she got pregnant
Until she catches on and keeps the baby to have you on the hook for the next 18 years to pay for her abortions with other guys and cuts corners with raising the kid by putting him on a vegan diet and making him eat grass and water.
Story
>only just now finding out precum won't get a woman pregnant
This is the second biggest lie sex ed ever told me (the first being that I will use the information they told me one day)