Hey user, have you been hitting the gym recently?

Are you on the investment side?

I rock climb and cook.

Girls love to hear that I hike and climb, but almost universally can't stand that I hunt and fish--to the point where I often don't mention them most of the time. Fucking rednecks have ruined two of mankind's most historically important activities.

pls be b8

fpbp

Yes I have many other hobbies. Second to weightlifting I enjoy contributing to stimulating conversation on a Kazakhstani kite enthusiast forum.

Just say some cliche shit

Hiking
Tv shows
Skiing/Snowboarding
Movies
Camping
Video games
Lifting weights

Try to balance out every nonactive with an "active" hobby.

Man, the thumbnail of that girl is always more appealing than the full sized pic. I always open it and the face proportions are odd and her lazy eyelid gets to me

Brilliant, that's exactly what a girl would say when you ask her for her hobbies besides shopping.
Also good: traveling

I could see dumb sluts hating hunting because of their misguided emotional response, but why fishing?

>What's that? You cock climb? Err... that's totally fine haha, my best friend is gay!

The girls I've met that hate fishing tended to do so because they found it boring due to relative lack of engagement, and/or didn't like how messy it can be. Especially when cleaning the fish

"no"

Yes, cunt: I draw, I skate, I program, I play soccer, I read, I can even drink 15 shots and 9 beers without pass out. What about you, what you do more than spreading your legs and applying make up?

Do NOT test me

I-I um play dota2 and I make Arthur cookies. I-I made this for you for Christmas *blushes*

no.

Yes.

I missed this meme, can someone explain?

S-senpai...

>implying women have any hobbies

You're gonna make it

> this thread again

Lame. Well I'd consider that a missed bullet. If a woman can't stand fishing because they have to sit still for a little bit or get their hands dirty, why would you want them in your life? That's indicative of other problems imo.

yes,i also practice the occult
what about you bitch

I said "do not fucking test me" in a thread a few days ago.

The OP said "what's Santa bringing you?"
And I said, "everyone's answer is going to be a gf, whats the point of this thread?"

And then another user was trying to prove me wrong and said "a bf".

So I said

Do
NOT
Fucking
Test
Me

But I do like doing that shit

A-am I a normie?

Guns, pet snake, and $90k a year :U

>pet snake
eggy

>i also practice the occult
How's 8th grade going?

Because of their misguided emotional response.

I produce techno music in my spare time and post it onto soundcloud

and you?

Snake Pliskin or Solid Snake? Why do you pet him, either way?

Punished ball python snake ;^)

>gums

this is not how it started

shut the fuck up

-I autisticly count every calorie and gram of protein/carbs/fats in my food by weighing them

-I take workout advice from a transexual

-I frequent fitness forums that consist of 99% fat neckbeard virgins and 1% fitness gurus

What about you?

I make MMD content, in your language I play with virtual barbie dolls.

well random hot grill, with having A.D.D I have a shit ton of hobbies cause I get bored easily..

drawing, painting, designing, sculpting, working on cars and motorcycles, combat sports like mma/kickboxing/boxing/bjj, aspiring tattooist, comix, business, making music, fashion, sneakers, graffiti art, paintball/airsoft, guns, list goes on and on..

I find it odd how most ppl I talk to irl don't really have REAL hobbies, everyone says the exact same things
>Netflix, coffee, vidya games, gym

had one bitch tell me her hobbies were fucking botox and shopping for God sakes...

>Warhammer
>Reading
>Japanese
>Gym
I need more hobbies to meet people

I shit post on a Taiwanese boat repair forum.

Do you just collect Warhammer or play the board game as well?

this is a terrible meme. Majority of people just watch tv on their spare time. If you work out seriously you are already ahead of 95% of people

>Uhh.. Uhh I uhh I go to the bathfroom.. Ah fuck..
>fuck off anyway you gook bitch...

"Look at memes"

> one eye bigger than the other
dropped

underrated

When I close my eyes does that mean I have no eyes?

I wonder if girls have these exact same conversations on whatever website they go on, where the response is girls listing all their hobbies.

>wearing this much makeup in a pool
triggered desu

Women don't have hobbies because they really don't... need them?. "Hobbies" for women include Facebook, Snapchat, Tinder, Instagram and finally Netflix once they get enough attention from social media. This is a major reason why women are fucking insane. They literally don't do any fucking thing productive. It's also why people on Veeky Forums are fucking insane. They don't do anything productive and their lives are stagnant.

What are your hobbies slut? Back the fuck off?

Maybe that's just the women you see from social media. I'm pretty sure this guy is right in that there's really not that much difference between the sexes.

Ask her nicely to not test me.

>regularly visit pepe simulator 2016
>normie

Sorry but you can only pick one.

I post questionable things on a Nicaraguan totem pole factory board

I only workout and slay some pussy, and its rest day today babe.

Y-yeah I like to play c-chess

I produce and market Hungarian lesbian pornography

I like having fun with my friends, also animals are cute.

sure. a few days ago someone asked what to say if a girl tells you "you look bigger in your pictures". one of the anons said to say "don't test me" because she was just gauging your response. everyone thought it was a super fedora response and it became a meme

Szia

hey I have a Hirsch factor of 8 so pay some respect

then how did it start?

By IB do you mean international business??? Cus that's what I'm majoring in. Please say it ain't so

she could have the exact same hobbies, you know

I was a witness to this.

not him but it's investment banking so you're fine

>it's investment banking so you're fine
How can you be sure that it's investment banking?

...

>implying average girls have any hobbies they pursue - let alone more than one
No girl will ever ask you something like this because for 99% of them having a single hobby you do atleast 3-4times a week is already so abstract and amazing that they could not possibly think past this.

Given what they are talking about are job types, (private equity) and (SA at GS - sales assistant at goldman sachs). IB and PE are sectors you can work in, while international business (also IB) is a degree.

The response that would stump any slut immediately:

"Why, what are your hobbies?"

>Yes I like to masturbate a lot, my favourite movie is midgets prolaps analgeddon.
I'm also a big fan of Manga and Anime.

What do you like to do?

I cry in my sleep sometimes

bmx
pool
golf
hiking
camping
Motocross
day trips on my motorcycle
cooking
reading
blah blah blah
Never had a problem with that question because I do stuff

I'm into hardcore bdsm porn.

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed