Hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

Y-YOU TOO

dark coffee

leave room for cream

no sugar.

Nothing, thank you. Just meeting my mom here

Would you like that in a Venti or a Trenta? And may I have your name?

Can I get a grande Joy tea and a bacon egg and gouda sandwich?

>Would you like your receipt?

Only if it has your number on it.

Your telephone number and a baby

Used to work at starbucks. Standard for every espresso+milk drink is 2% but we'll use anything you ask ranging from coconut to full fat.

*blush*

May I take down your name?

uhh the biggest one. John.

thanks

just call me big boss desu

lol I'd always ask "do you want the large or the really large one?" when I worked there

I'm Jon and you are?

Will that be Venti or a Trenta, John? There are other customers in line.

Matilda

uhh uhhh t-tuhtrentra. sorry

Uh, ill get a number 5 combo, a large cookie dough blizzard extra stuff... uhhhh... 4 mc doubles no pickles, a 20 piece bucket meal, and a chubby chicken but on Italian herb and cheese.

>me_navigating_interaction.gif

Call me when your shift is over Matilda, and we can get some more adult drinks together.

why are you homos roleplaying

>wh-why are you having fun anonymously on my Cambodian booby trap forum!

I'm here for the powerlifting meet.

Over here

it's not gay if your just pretending!!!

>Leave
>go to Peets
>Large cold brew.
>room at the top
>inch of almond milk
>1 pump of sugar free vanilla

Godlike

someone just posted ops pic on /v/

i also just noticed the title.

did something happen (probably /pol/ related) that we don't know about yet?

Lol ya a multinational chain is gonna change what it carries just for you.

No it's going on in the parking lot.

grande proton frappucino + 8 scoops

There's a really hot barista at a coffee place I went to for the first time on Monday. How can I ask her out?

you're in the wrong place buddy, the leather club is 2 blocks down

feelin' fit, buddy?

I took one out recently.
She asked what i was doing that weekend. Told her i was hitting a local rock climbing gym and would love to take her along if shes free.

Fucked her that weekend.

Just be willing to converse with her

did you take her to the rock climbing gym?

>Just a coffee, leave it half empty
>why?
>muh protein powder

high energy wiegh gains

Just be yourself.

no but I climbed her rocks if you know what I mean

Ya i did.

Ive met more girls at the local climbing gyms than anywhere else. And as seen with the barista, its a great place to take a girl to subtly show off gains and "be spontainious."

>Y-you too

hi i'd like a tall mocha please

Kek

Trenta cold brew

>not drinking this if you are unfortunate enough to end up in a starbucks, even in winter

>one gf please

How'd you get her to the topic of what you were doing that weekend? Or was that just small talk she brought up while making your drink?
I don't know who I am anymore

Grande cold brew with light ice

>Fucked her that weekend.

Did you ever go back to the Starbucks again after that?

>Order drink. No one else in line
>Her: how are you?
>Me: Good im just glad its about to be friday
>Her:OMg Me ToOOoo! What you got planned?
> insert rock climbing stuff
> ask for number
>get drink
>tip in the change jar and leave

Ya. She moved to oregon a couple weeks after. No fuckable baristas since. I prefer Peets anyway

If it's busy do I just wait around outside until it's not?

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If its crazy busy u might try the drive through.

Gunna be hard to keep her attention inside if shes runnin around fumbling cups and heating bear claws.

If its just moderate than just do it. Who cares if she says no.

Ill tel u right now. Ive never laughed at a guy for trying and getting shot down. He was braver than all the other dudes in there who were too pussy to even talk to the bish

I don't typically drink coffee, but I throw this in my chocolate protein shake. Tasty as fuck and keeps me from napping after work.

>Made in a fucking asbestos factory
>im good m8

Nitro cold brew!

If youre in the drive through just say
>hows your day goin? Looks pretty busy in there.

Then feel it out from there

noice. what are Peets?

And make sure you project your voice loud enough for her to hear the first time. It can be awkward if she goes
>what?
But if she does just smile and lean in and say exactly what u said the first time

Peets is an infinitely better coffee co. Higher quality than that shit Starcucks tries to sel us.

ooohhhh sorry I am foreign

No worries, user.

Meow

>Used to work at Starbucks during college
>2 Korean qt3.14's come up to order
>Are both interning in my city from Korea
>Ask me about local landmarks and such
>Can see autism flaring up
>They stay till closing
>Tell them to have a good time sightseeing as they leave
>More alpha Korean asks me if I'd like to join them
>"Sure thing, just hang out for 20 min while I clean up"

The only time I can think of were an employee was asked out successfully. My manager managed to gf this one 9/10 customer tho.

My advice is don't ask out right away. Strike up conversations with not only her, but also her coworkers, but only when its slow. Don't order complicated shit. Come in with friends. Eventually find something in common, and say your going to x (something related,) and ask if she'd like to join you.

Then, when you are outside the Starbucks, you can flirt without her coworkers judging you and shit.

how do your order coffee at starbux?

i usually order double double at tims

I did this once. I think I did all that you said. I couldn't ask her out at work though, ended up doing it way later when I saw her at a bar. She ended up canceling our date and ghosting. ;_;

People ghost people for infinite reasons.

It sucks, but not worth dwelling on. It may have had nothing to do with you personally.

Good job getting that far though. Good luck user.

Mow

ILL TAKE TWO (2) NUMBER 9 LARGE

Allah, I got a gift card for them. I guess green tea frappiccino

Anything other than whole milk is sugar water.

Lemme get some dubs
>Check em ---->

it should

D-Do you sell s-s-sips?

I need that f-first sip of the day

Sorry, I'm in the wrong place.

T-thanks.

(Later that night)
W-wait before we go any further
W-well this-this is me

You're beautiful

> implying wholemilk is better than sugar water

youtube.com/watch?v=9xR0vjHSWrM

Flat white please, like I like my women

>look at her for two seconds
>dont say a word and find a place to sit
>she whispers to another cute girl working there
>she sits down next to me with a caramel latte and a black coffee
>i look at her
>wait 10 seconds before saying
>i dont drink coffee