HIGH TEST THREAD

>he doesn't get his sniffs

too big man

*pfwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee*
*BRRRRAPPFFF*

Sup Ireland.

Hows conor mcfaggot doing?

>you don't understand do you-*BRAAAAAPPPPP* I-I told you I had too many beans this morning!

Behold!

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Anyone else here fuck high test escorts?
It sucks so much that I have to pay for sex but man is that 1hr worth it.

Pfffft, mmmm saicy auntie

>PRRRRTTTFFFFfffffffshhh...

shes really nothing special

High test?

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love that cute midget

that sweaty chink makes me all hot

It's Angelina Castro.

are HIGH TEST ASIANS the best for breeding?

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If you enjoy having manlet children, then sure.
Also, there aren't HIGH TEST ASIANS. It's called plastic surgery.

Im pretty sure this HIGH TEST ASIAN isnt plastic

>Also, there aren't HIGH TEST ASIANS. It's called plastic surgery.

>It sucks so much that I have to pay for sex but man is that 1hr worth it
Why? It just shows how much sex is overrated, I myself fuck hookers from time to time when I'm not in the mood for dealing bitches' games.
Pic related, last hooker I drilled.

EVERY GODDAMN TIME

the thing is that im pretty new to fucking and if I want to try something new I have to pay for it
at least you get normal girl hookups and it looks like the hookers youre fucking are better looking too
pic related is probably the best ive done

bres

How and where the Fuck do you find bookers.

Hookers*

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Internet scort sites

I live in Brazil, dude. We just open a website and there it is, hundreds of hookers. I paid 100USD for that one, pretty expensive for monkey's standards. You probably can find them in the internet for your country too.
desu I would fuck this one.

Pic related, other one I drilled.

forgot the pic, jesus christ!

This is so fucking disgusting.

Also, are you Veeky Forums yet? When you're fit most hookers will enjoy fucking you, you'll not even see the difference between fucking hookers and normal girls. Once a fucked a chink hooker paying and three or four times for free, her face was horrifying, but I love her body.
Pic related, the chink.

not really Veeky Forums barely getting to ottermode and honestly I haven't seen any benefits
the girls comment on my ass and body but they dont really seem into it
kind of reluctant to put on any more mass because I have a danny trejo face and it might scare the girls

Ottermode is ok, are you flirting with the girls, or being an autist m'lady? The problem with girls is that most of them wont initiate, but if you do they go full slut.
>the girls comment on my ass and body but they dont really seem into it
If they comment they're into it, that's basically a call for you to hit on them. What, do you want them to fall into your dick full auto? That will not happen.

>danny trejo face
Top fucking kek. Put mass, my nigga, just don't go full Piana mode and you'll be ok.

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I have seen two with wide hips and fat asses.

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fark she must be able to squat 6pl8 at least!!

if that aint THIC then i dont know what THIC is

Completely related, I found out I was dating a super high class escort a few weeks ago.
Posted on fit about it, asked my grandpa, then ended it with her.

She completely shattered the "shallow low standard un-intelligent" stereotype

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ew

sauce?

If you ain't krabby patty vault thicc they you ain't thicc at all tbqh

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saved

that looks more like elephantitis

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Do you really flirt with the hookers?
Im kinda autistic but i do try to take control even if im not sure what im doing.

Why do these hippos exclusively wear Calvin Klein?

Bedtime kiddo

>all of you
>it's not some dumb fuck 12 year old kid

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Youre a cuck.

>implying the 12 year olds on Veeky Forums aren't the thicc posters constantly lusting after muh tits and ass

Are hookers a good way to loose your virginity? Im KV at almost 21 years old, but I dont want to end up a complete autist by never being with a girl when im 25.

What do?

Also, if I did get one, I live in the US so how do I not go to jail?

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I lost mine at 26. It's fine.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

Please die

brehhhh
youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

Sitting in her lap would be like having a heated bean bag chair.

>when a 3rd grader gets bored

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It's a /tv/ meme that has spread to Veeky Forums and /co/. I haven't seen the cancer metastasize anywhere else yet. Not even /d/ and /aco/ which actually have dedicated farting threads.

Made me kek pretty hard

False, we were neither married nor did she take any clients during the duration of our relationship.

Not that guy, and IDGAF one way or the other, but you don't need to put a ring on it to get cucked and you have no way of knowing if she was seeing clients - she lied about being a hooker, why would you think she's telling the truth about when she met johns?

oof

O come the fuck on m8. Neck yourself

it's also spread to /int/ and I'm pretty sure I saw it on /v/ one of the times I was bored enough to go there

Can someone explain the braaaapffl meme to me

Same I don't know why they are getting so mad, it makes.it even More funny

Fucking kids everywhere

BACK TO THE THICC

>tfw exgirlfriend is thicc
>tfw she broke up with me
>tfw I'll never fuck an ass as perfect as that

I was never gonna make it anyway.

Guarantee I'm older than you, lighten up champ

The fart joke on the internet made me mad mummy hahaha stfu buzzkill

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i really needs a big chunky cheesy girl. If she isnt big, chunky, and cheesy, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa fold marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc mozzarella mommy. Wide pelvis?? Gross. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy easy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a boner? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. Damn. I'm salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck

t. james joyce