CBT Ass Edition

1.5 years of squats.

Gonna get butt cheek injections in April to make them absolutely ridiculous.

Gross pimple

i always end up in the gay threads at Veeky Forums

I know. It's a reoccurring abscess from when I was in the military. They stuck me with some needle to vaccinate against something or other and it keeps resulting in what you see there.

I'm going to have it permanently removed here in a few days, because it's absolutely disgusting.

The pb shot? I don't have anything weird like that

escaping auschwitz and everything seems to go into my butt

n-not like it's a bad thing, I kinda like having a bubblebutt

Yeah, that's the one.

i want you to sit on my face

I can't tell if that thing can classify as a butt, let alone a bubble one.

Do you often ask for pictures of men's asses while online?

they fucked you up because i shouldn't have left anything

You don't?

best thread

post front
7/10 ass

...

8/10
would touch with boner

Thanks. No homo though right?

doesn't count as homo if I'm a twink right?
pretty sure

>hairy arms and smooth ass

confirmed gay, but this is Veeky Forums after all

Woah dude I just don't have a lot of body hair. No homo

I'm straight and convinced this is a man.
But I'm gonna pretend you're a woman and fap anyway

>tfw nasty stretch marks all over my ass

you'd make a fine trap with that bubble butt

Most guys have them user.

you have the ass of a skinnyfat woman

I can't see any on the webm you just posted.

god i love men so much

now that is a juicy ass

I'm very confused by this thread

>this thread

i don't even care that it's a dude anymore

I wanna go balls deep in your aesthetics

What if i want to lose ass?
And i meant ass fat.
Most of my fat accumulates on the hip, ass and on the backside of my quads

You can't spot reduce fat.

ass on a dude disgusting

sit on my face pls n thx
no homo

said no woman ever. they love ass just as much guys do

Kind of.

I think it's much more common that a guy will love the booty so much he'd eat it.

Literally everyone in this thread is a fag. That being said, women 100% look for ass on a dude.

*PAAAAAARRRRRPPPBBBBBTT*

>they love ass just as much guys do
pretty sure guys love fucking feet more than girls love any part of a mans body mate

Sorry for potato quality.

Wait isn't this kinda gay?

Why is this on this board?

wow this makes me want to stop being a fat powerlifter and become lean

...

this is not you

Admiring the male aesthetic isn't gay, user.
You need to stop being so insecure.

why is he wearing a cap in a bathtub

My immediate thought is to cover a bald spot.

>no ass
>develop saddlebacks instead
kek
i personally thing people with micro butt(crack)s look like aliens, but that's just me.

K

top fucking kek, faglord
Last time I posted butt I got b&, so have this nice-tattoo-guy instead.

keks for days

Dumb tattoos.

Are you a guy? I'm not gay but I would pound your ass all night long, homie. Get tested and if you haven't caught teh ghey yet I'd do you bare back too, blow my load all up inside your candy walls.

I ain't no fuckin faggot though

never change, Veeky Forums

They're pretty dope tbqhwu famalam.

Wait, I bet you think all tattoos are degenerate? Or if not, you think someone having well made, obviously by a talented artist, tattoos are dumb because they aren't what you think is worth getting permanently on your skin?

P.s. I'm getting a swastika on my chest

do you like indie bands and nature also are you a photography major

What's the milky, near-globulous, material dripping from the forearm?

You need to chill the fuck out hoe, most would agree he'd look better without the non matching tattoos.

A forest and headphones? Really?

Naw the tattoos are fine. You're just a sperg.
Aesthetically tattoo content doesn't matter so much as a consistent tone.

Please tell me I didn't black out and post this.
Please just be someone that looks like me

>faglord
>has gay queer tattoos

so 2016

You wish you looked that good user.

twink trying to get big guy uuuu

Pretty sure I remember doing snaps like that a few months back.

>twink
daddy pls

>in my 20s
>daddy

hmm

Doing good so far.

fine if you fuck me I promise I won't call you daddy

srsly tho pls post more omg

How to get round fat ass? (even fatter than pic) Mine's not too bad but it can improve.

Unless you're qt π blond gay dude that posts lewd shit on tumblr, it's not you.

Good.

I had a similar build to that a while back.

Glad it's someone else

What's your routine? That's goal body tier right there.

thanks user

th-thanks.
maybe later, some other anons should post

just start with the standard shit and see how that goes for you. squats, deads walking lunges (extremely underrated imo), hip thrusts.

cute nips user

at least post front

How do you take a good picture? All the ones I took were shit

set a timer

put your weight onto the leg farthest from the camera, slightly bend your other leg

torso at 45°

arch your back a little

make sure the lighting is good and that there is a decent distance from your camera to your butt. use a mirror if you have to - putting your butt right next to your phone will only emphasize the cameras shittiness

this picture better illustrates what i mean i think

Is this feelgood? kek

ssh im helping out my favourite skellington, i havent seen his butt yet

dont ruin this for me

Appreciate it, here's what I got

are you tensing your glutes?

never tense your butt when taking lewds

How many cut/bulk cycles does a body like this take?

>CBT ass edition
>post front

user pls

pretty nice. i like stretch marks on butts

Not really, or at least I wasn't trying to.

I'll keep it mind for future. I can get jucier with more diddys

need the full package to get a good idea though
post on imgur if you don't want to upload it here

pls

nice
would eat desu

youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U