Oh wow user! That's a big cock!
Oh wow user! That's a big cock!
for you.
Thanks, y-you too!
>BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBHTTHT
which one farted?
If you put that in, would I die?
Thanks. Hes 9 years old.
It would be extremely large...
it would be extremely painful
>have pretty large penis (7x5)
>girls who see it online flock to me
>go on kik/skype with some of them
>they want to see my face
>show them my face
>they tell me my dick is wasted on my ugly ass face and block me
thanks guys
she has a big vagina
>um, you call that a cock?
HOLY SHIT. Is that real? Never seen a rooster like that in Germany. Now I understand why Americans eat so much chicken.
Wait just noticed the radiation symbol trying to see if this is a shop. Was it in some sort of test? Maybe we should start our reactors back up if we can get chickens hat big.
dont be mean
Laughed out loud
nice
PISSENING
human beings have skin user. this will happen really to anyone that isn't like 10% bodyfat.
uhh, sorry i really cant relate to this feel
What, where?
>ywn get fucked by them both at the same time
when will the gooks finish those 3D sexbots???
>tfw 7.75x5.25 and still virgin
>tfw I think my cock is small thanks to porn
> 9x5 (no fraud)
> porn gives me inferiority complex
> smash sloots
> always have it in the back of my head that they only like me for my cock
> 6.7x5.9
> not bad
> would need banana for scale so thicc isn't mistaken for stubby
>mfw every girl I sleep with says that in the same scripted, predictable way
>mfw my dick is an average 6.5 with decent girth
>no need for such enthusiasm
>i know ur just a lying slut like the rest of them
>u probably say that to every guy you fuck
Veeky Forums why can't I find an honest girl who can accept me for who I am?
why do they see it online?
>tfw 4.5x4
heh, nothing personnel
It would be extremely disappointing
for you
y-you too
>oh user, your cock is soooo average
>please fuck me with that not-to-short but also not-to-big, B-grade penis of yours
this is actually alot better
both girls I've fucked said my dick was perfect in the way it was not too big
DYEL?
6.8 inches by 4.2 inches
kill me please
Um, you call those feet? GTFO here fucked up toes bitch
Tfw no matter how Veeky Forums I get I will remain a virgin because I'm afraid to show a sloot my average 7x5.5 penis cuz she most certainly had way bigger and it will disappoint
Kill me
I have a 7x5 inch too and it seems a bit thin for my liking. I'd pay any amount of money for an extra half inch girth.
6.5'x4.7'
Is that smol or ok or what? Can I ever satisfy a high test gril?
t. 21 y.o kv
Don't test me...
>6.8 inches by 4.2 inches
what does the second number mean?
girth
Means user will never satisfy a woman
Too accurate
fuck off you lanklettes, its not for you
>tfw I bulked too hard and my dick seems proportionately small
Is this what fat people feel like all the time, brehs?