How do i become the BATMAN?

How do i become the BATMAN?

First be a MANLET

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Kill your parents.

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put on some hockey pads and punch some druggies.

But the difference between you and batman IS that you're wearing hockey pads. Bad advice user

I'd rather be the Bateman than the Batman tbqh fampai

I'd rather be Nightwing

>master 127 martial arts.
>earn 12 masters degrees.
>be a billionaire.
>be at least a little insane.
>be able to bench 1000 pounds raw.
>be better trained than most special forces agents.

jesus, ive literally never seen a fit thread that didnt have the word manlet in it. I remember when this first started and it was kind of funny cause of the real initial manlet backlash. How are people not tired of this by now

Where was it shown that he had a 1k bench?

Holy shit there is only one letter difference! Does people know about this?

right here, it's from the arc where Damian got introduced.

It's simple.

D-does that really say 500lbs or is this a clever edit?

also
>mirin homegym

it's legit. and yeah, i want that gym too.

how can people train flexibility 30 minutes i do full body static stretching + isometrics for splits + joint mobility in 15 mins top

Summoning that one roiding user who's training to be a vigilante

Are your parents dead yet? If not start there.

What do you think batman's stack is?

>spot the manlet

routine x2

do it pussy

C R E A T I V E

pretty good until you read that WORLD RECORD breaking 20 mile run time........

>get pissed off
>become really smart
>work out a fuckton
>master the art of micronaps
>get trained by ninjas
>be rich as fuck

Now all you need is a dash of crazy and you're good

thank you