Get tinder

how spaghetti are you all? literally have 500+ matches, meet up frequently, bang one out then unmatch..its not that hard

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>been approached IRL by girls several times
How does this happen?

Joke all you want, end of the day it is just confidence. I'm not 'built' by any means, but I'm not fat either

> literally have 500+ matches
how is this even possible...
I doubt there even are 500 girls avaliable in the entire US on tinder

MFW I realized I was going to life the life of Bill Dauterive and Moe Sizlack.

Not that guy but girls usually have really weak openers like stuff about your clothes, hair or your body. If you're moderately good looking and not autistic you should be able to roll with any opening they give you.

Post pics.

>not that attractive, fat face even though I'm not fat
>long bio about how I'm looking for something serious
>have gotten seven matches in the past four days since making my account while being selective about my right swipes

Just follow a few rules, mostly about pictures. Have at least one picture of you doing something impressive (mine's marching band), at least one picture being happy with an animal, and no more than one selfie or mirror shot. The hard part is getting conversations going, not getting matches

For the love of God, unless you're Seid and only looking to fuck sluts who've had many dozens of dicks already, don't post topless pictures unless you're at the beach or something

like I said I'm not built by any means, my profile is just a bunch of generic one liners strung together

Yeah but I'm decent looking and yet that has only happened to me a couple of times in high school. I don't really get it.

How long have you been using tinder? How selective are you on your right swipes? Cause honestly, that profile's shit

>long bio about how I'm looking for something serious
Is this true or is this a lie you say to get more matches?

Looks like you use boost too.
Without it, I get 1 match a month. With it I get 50 a month. It's all about placement, girl is most likely to swipe left after swiping for a couple times

>at least one picture being happy with an animal
Does a qt piglet count? I have access to them.

It's not going to happen while walking down the halls at school. It happens at parties, concerts or anywhere they've dropped their guard.

its all about knowing your audience, I live in a college town so my main picture is me with a massive bong in the background, I also live in a bit of a hippie outdoorsy state so the rest of my pictures are me either mountain biking, or hiking (aside from the one of me and my car)

whats boost? is there such a thing as a natty tinder ?

>live in one of the largest tourist towns in the world
>tfw mostly a constant flow of "I'm only in town for the week"

Absolutely true, I'm not interested in just hooking up, I'm looking for someone to bring to family christmas

My opening to my bio is "I'm looking to squeeze the eHarmony out of Tinder"

Cute piglets are up there with porcupines as far as pussy magnets go. They're adorable, and they make you look more interesting than a puppy does

... You are a bit more attractive than me but not so very far.
Either you are lying about how much you pull, or others are lying about how hard it is
How to get tinder without normie book?

That makes sense, I'm autismo so I don't like going to these.

I live a mile from the largest public university in the country and fifteen miles from one of the largest tourist destinations in the world. Looking for a girlfriend on tinder is the minefield I've chosen to pursue

Im that guy he asked the question to and my first gf approached me in school, second at work and ive only been approached outside of bars/clubs
ive actually never been to one except for maybe 2-3 times and im currently 29

Its not at all reliable before you ask, it happens but not nearly as much as id like for it to happen

girls love pigs, not even kidding

>I doubt there even are 500 girls avaliable in the entire US on tinder

He thinks the entirety of the internet is like Veeky Forums, where there are no chicks

basically it places you ahead of others in the listing of profiles to swipe on, you get one free boost a week which I use...idk why anyone would choose to not use it.
I think they're exaggerating how hard it is, I build up matches all week then Friday afternoon start sending out feelers for where the most girls are going to be that night. I go to that party or bar then "OH MY GOD user!!!! I cant believe you actually came, we have to get a drink"

stupid shit that is like 3 dollars for 30 minutes.
Basically it's first mode in tinder. You are the first profile they see when they open the app.
Without it, I'm horrible, I'm relatively fit and have a good status too. Average face tho.
Natty tinder is for the gods

That's if you have it all the time. One free a week is enough

dude you get one free one a week, and I can show you the rest of my matches if youre that butthurt, but I get plenty with out it too. I just happened to have finished using it before that picture

Tinder for 2 weeks since my gf of 4 years and I split up

tell hailey to dump dem tiddies out

>I guarentee if you meet women in person where they aren't as shallow, you will have success.
Cope harder uggo lmao

Well I'm a farmhand so it's not one of those" pet pig in living room" situations you see on Youtube.

Yeah I like them too. Next batch is being born mid-January so I guess I'll think of some picture ideas. I think I'll just cuddle one with my cheeks.
Good thing about pigs is that they always look like they're smiling.

Finally got a meeting set up with a girl off tinder for tonight
Should I jerk off right now so I last longer tonight? I can't decide, it's been awhile since someone other than me touched my penis so I don't wanna nut instantly

Please Lexie she is an ugly cunt

Dude play up the fact that you're a farmhand. Chicks have fantasies of the strong, tall farmhand taking them into the barn to roll around in the hay. Mix in adorable piglets and you should clean up if you're looking to get laid

You know, as long as you follow rules 1 and 2

>tall
>big skull
>big chin
>nw0 hairline
>its just confidence guys!!

You are 6/10, I bet u pull alot of sub 5 uggos like in

If you're overthinking it this hard you're gonna nut super fast regardless of what you do.

Have a drink or two before meeting her and relax. Take charge in bed and don't let her ride you until you can get in your zone, because chances are she's gonna go hard and you're gonna blow your load ASAP.

this guy..
He's a 7, 8 if he got super fit

>tall
lol thank you, but I'm 5'10

We're on a board that is known solely for being frequented by fucking shut in weirdo autists. What seems more likely?

>Have no pics in social situations
What do

lol no even 6 is kinda pushing it, really depends on his eye area which we cant see

Who would tell you such a stupid fucking thing

>Chicks have fantasies of the strong, tall farmhand
>tall

R-right...

I live in an agricultural area so I don't think I'm that rare. Although there are some student cities around so I guess there are girls from other parts of the country here as well.

Stop listening to women user, it makes life much easier.

I didn't say it was true, but the word farmhand elicits those sort of images. It's the female version of guys having a hardon for maids in porn

Depends what you're looking for. Looking for a disgusting, used up hole to stick your dick in? Show off your body. Looking for a relationship with a person? Only show enough to prove you aren't fat

WHo the fuck looks for a relationship on tinder? You're setting yourself and anybody reading that shit up for disappointment.

Every girl I've fucked on tinder has had a BF. Those types of people get addicted to the attention and validation

>every girl who's had casual sex has only looked for casual sex
Wow big shock

>Those types of people get addicted to the attention and validation
I never understood why this is. Are all girls really that insecure or what is it?

never deleted a match

had tinder for 4 years

Post all your pics so we can critique

Why in the name of sweet satan would you go on Tinder to find a meaningful relationship? It's explicitly meant for cheap hookups, and the girls who use it are the kind of girls who are interested in that.

>WHo the fuck looks for a relationship on tinder?
Well online dating is a good supplement since its nigh impossible to meet girls IRL these days and the overall quality of girls for relationships is terrible

>inb4 not all women bla bla
Yeye, whatevs faggot but point is if a girl is decent looking and has a good personality she already has a boyfriend. If she is decent looking with a terrible personality she probably still has a boyfriend but is looking to cheat/upgrade as soon as she can

where are you supposed to look?

You really think that don't you? Well you're just wrong

>The quality of girls for relationships is terrible
How is that an argument in favor of looking for relationships in Tinder?

had tinder 4 months, delete non talkative matches on the daily you silly moose

>Are all girls really that insecure

Yes. Yes they are. Every single one. This includes every single girl you're ever spoken to, everyone.

The sooner you internalize this fact, the happier you will be.

Jesus Christ you people are autistic. You think every girl on tinder is only looking for sex? You think all girls are insecure? You're retarded

The argument is youd find the same type of girl IRL most of the time if you narrow it to just single girls
Its not "Terrible girls are on tinder" its just "girls are on tinder and they are equally terrible"

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Are we really gonna pretend it's okay to wife up whores off of tinder? In 2016? Cmon famalamadingdong

Your work, for instance. Leisure activities and clubs (the common interest kind, not the nightclub kind). Your extended social circle. Asking out that cute cashier at that place you like to go to. Any kind of situation where you can both appear as actual people, rather than just items on a menu.

Every girl on tinder gets hit up for casual sex, but not every girl on tinder accepts casual sex. Trust me, there are girls on tinder just looking for dates, not sex

>You think all girls are insecure?

You honestly don't?

>Every girl on tinder gets hit up for casual sex
Every girl EVER gets hit up for casual sex, its how life works
Guys want sex girls want ??? and somewhere we compromize

I honestly dont think girls are insecure at all, they dont give off that vibe in any way
They only care about themselves and their pleaure from sex, they reject guys left right and center, they replace current bfs, cheat and do all sorts of stuff i wouldnt say is related to being insecure

You haven't known very many women, have you? As in, actually known them as people.

>Have at least one picture of you doing something impressive (mine's marching band)

yeah that gets all the ladies wet in their nono-zone ...

Exactly my point

Marching band in high school gets made fun of, but at my university we're loved by everyone

>autistic farmhand boy planning ahead using cute piglets to woo girls
adorable/10. def would.

"Dates" are just casual sex where you buy them drinks first.

Had several relationships, a few hookups, minor friendships but many casual aquaintences so maybe?
Im just saying they dont seem insecure at all, in any sense of the word based on how they act

>he actually believes this

Someone's never had a long term relationship

>Veeky Forums has high as fuck beauty standards
>most of Veeky Forums is a 2/10 or better
I've seen you fags in cbt threads.

All of female culture is basen around soothing insecurities by getting validation. They cheat because they need to confirm that they're desired by more than just their partner. Social media is one giant validation generating machine. The makeup and fashion industry is based around the promise of making them more desireable than the other girls. They're all horrified by the notion that they won't measure up to the other girls.

>but at my university we're loved by everyone

you're like the token fat/gay friend for a whole community

And that's it, after pictures with dogs and pictures of your abs, pictures showing you got a life are the better ones. Learn from this dude, kids, it's not how attractive are you, but how attractive are you and your life.
10/10 profile.

You need a picture with pets you can switch it for the one with bike and mask.

Other than that don't worry bitches get so many guys to choose from don't have too much high standards just try to get your dick wet.

Thats fine and all but they dont seem insecure is the point
When i think insecure i think shy and withdrawn...ive met maybe one girl in my life who was like this and she was 14 at the time (i was 15 so inb4 have a seat)
Girls do compete and want to look good, i get that but it doesnt seem to be because they are insecure.
They act very secure and furthermore they have guys constantly hitting on them telling them they are wonderful etc etc so its not supporting them being insecure either

I cant explain what girls want, ive given up on that shit because it and they dont make sense

I call bullshit.

Hmm....I wonder what it is in your profile pic that could possibly have girls talking to you...

>Live in Iceland
>Women here have such high standards that you won't get laid from tinder unless you're literally a man dime

fact is that every single women needs validation from other people for everything in their life (women don't think "does he look good?" they think "would my girlfriends think he looks good?")

i wouldn't really call that insecurity, at least it's very different from insecure males, but you can make a point to call it that

>get a match on tinder
>she messages first
>"hi your(sic) a cutie user"
wtf do i respond to this with other than an awkward y-you too?

>Thanks *insert hoe name here*
>How about you let me pound you until your can't stand up the next morning?