Mfw first girl i asked out slapped me

>mfw first girl i asked out slapped me

>ask girl out
>she says yes
>day before date she texts me, "Hey, you meant as friends, right?"
>"Y-yeah of course..."
>never ask girl out again

>mfw every single girl I've asked out have rejected me

YOU SHOULD'VE SAID NO
user IM SO SORRY

>ask a girl out
>she laughs
>Are you serious
>Y-yeah
>laughs harder.

She ended up wanting the d something fierce later though. lol

>mfw too scared to ask girls out in the first place

been talking to a girl in my class for a bit
>she messages me 1-2 times a day
>after about four days of this I ask her out on a date
>her grandma happens to die moments later?
>okay whatever
>she's still messaging me every day, wtf does she want
>ask her out again
>nope, busy

Why the fuck does she keep talking to me if she doesn't want to go out

IIT: closeted homosexuals

You're there to make her feel pretty after Chad moves on to a new slut even though she has no interest in you.

Friendzoned hard.

Naw. Guys are way easier to ask out.
And they generally say yes, and hope you've got a big dick, even if you're unattractive.

what are friends?
also maybe she wants to get to know you better before going on a date?
I think everyone would be happier if they didn't think the only interactions possible with the other gender was saying or sex

Ask her if she has any pretty friends she could set you up with.

Make her feel ugly

Fucking fuck. I already hit 1/2/3/4, why doesn't she love me

No offense but if you're 21+ and never had a gf, you are so far behind it's not even worth worrying about anymore. It's not going to happen. Even if it did, which it won't, you would be so inexperienced she would drop you in 1 day. You have to understand girls are hooking up and having relationships from the age 13 onwards. You're a fully grown man and you haven't even held hands. You cannot recover from that.

Being friends with women is pointless. Your average woman is basically retarded with basic bitch hobbies. They just like "corrupting" their guy pals into becoming a gossipy dress up toy/complement machine

You absolutely can, all behavior can be learned. I'm a sales manager and my job is to teach people how to communicate with others; anyone, and I mean ANYONE can be a good communicator, all it takes is a reliable source of information and practice. Don't listen to this user, anons. You're not doomed to be a permavirgin but you have to take the first step: learning interaction with others.

Shut up nigger. You will never be Chad.

Fuck you faggot that's not going to stop me from trying.

>mfw I'm so far behind.

>girl is interested in me
>don't act on it
>girl loses interest
>rinse and repeat

>she will never love you

are you super ugly or just creepy?

she was 12

>Assume nobody is ever interested in me
>If they were then what you wrote happens without me knowing it

I exhaled through my nostrils.

>trying this hard to bait people
>shiggy diggy

What the fuck, this really is /r9k/

>I'm 27.

This never gets old.


brb, gonna kill myself.

And you post anime
There's no hope for you

Have you tried budding as a means of reproduction?

This is my life.

at least the iron will always be there for me

>I'm 27 too.

It's never too late, my friends. I know a guy who lost his virginity at 26, he's 31 now and a player. NEVER FUCKING LOSE HOPE!

Fag here, asking guys for sex is easy, but actually wanting a relationship is fuarking hard.
I still haven't lost my anal virginity since everyone just wants to fuck and no one wants any form of commitment.

28

Thanks bro!

>being a player at 31

The fucks the point of that? Life isnt a music video, 31 you grown nigga stop tryna be the cool kid from highschool

Happens to the best of us, one chick I remember:

>Ask her out after talking for a couple of weeks
>Says she's busy with family shit (fair enough, she proved it too)
>Ask her out again after two weeks, for some reason thinking it's worth trying again
>Says yes to meeting up for a coffee the following week
>By the end of the week she's fucking forgotten that I asked her out
>I drop it without hesitation, haven't asked her out since and not planning to

We now get drunk and talk on cuckbook messenger with her doing all of the texting first (which is interesting, since she does it religiously every week).

She was either a pro at faking interest or she's genuinely fucked in the head, which is not uncommon in the girls I'm dealt.

Was going to ask at what age you stop being a player and start being a failure.

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