Just masturbated 21 times today

>mfw americans need to use lube to fap, because their parents brutalised their dicks

Lmao

I used to fap without lotion.

Would regularly get tears.

>implying
I'm cut and have never needed to use lube. It should be smooth as long as you shower once a day.

no, but you need to talk to a psychologist about your problems.

Well, you will obviously lack some micros like zinc. And you probably will suffer from death grip syndrome if you ever get a girl to sleep with you

Keep coping you turtle dick faggot. No one cut needs to use lube lmao

*PAAAAARP*

Some girl was playing with my dick last weekend. I was drunk and knew she wanted me and decided to go along with it even though she's not my type physically.

She basically had a deathgrip on it the whole time. It didn't feel good at all. Was glad I got whisky dick in the end. She was a bad kisser too. 0/10 would not do again.

Should have fucked her doggy-style desu

I once jerked off 13 times in one day. I stopped at 13 because my dick was getting really sore

Depends on the kind of material you fapped to
Porn like milfs, lesbian and hentai are fine since they usually ahow voluptous women which raises your test even though you lost a lot of energy, you need to rest atleast 30 mins for each fap you had.

Straight and interracial porn ia borderline dangerous, dicks are usually large and subconsciously make you submissive, lowering your test and raiaing your fag factor. Either way, you need a whole day of resting so that your body can recover for the almost homo encounter

As for bukkake, futanari, threesome and gay porn, that shit is dangerously gay, too many dicks. Because you enjoy masturbating, your brain associates sicks with pleasure, making you gay because your brain thinks youre a woman aince you enjoy dick so much, boosting estrogen.

My dick failed to work at penetration time. I'm thankful.

nice broscience, here. What about threesomes with two women?

i'm a dry guy. so much easier to clean up. just pee and i'm on my way

please stop this, it is disgusting.

9 Is my personal record too.
You just have to stick with it until you get dick callouses.

i lol'd, thanks

OP here. No one has given me actual advice or answered my question. Half these fucking posts are fart fetishists.

you will actually gain graping strength gainz

Anders I always figured you as a dry guy

Does that mean you ejaculated 21 times today or that you tugged on your dick 21 times, gotta be more specific

Did you actually expect anything else?

Ejaculated.

I knew someone who had a record of 21, too.
As the rumour spread, people started calling him Black Jack.

my buddy was known around high school and in town for his 17 times in 1 day record when he was like 17 i think

FUARK

LEGIT?!?

askign for a frined....

>small wound

You wanna hear a funny story about how I couldn't use my dick without extreme pain for two weeks?

Shit m8, the most I've ever got was 6 in one day, and my dick was bruised, chafed, and spongey after that. My morning wood the next day was actually quite painful. How'd you even get that high?

This is the worst meme I've ever seen. Including sips.

You ate all of your ejaculate, correct? As long as you recycled the protein it won't affect your gains.

Bait, but go ahead. ..

*points ass at you*
*prrttt*

I fap 2 times a day everyday.
I lift 4-5 days a week.
I'm getting bigger and bigger, faster and better than ever.
Nofap is bullshit.
Fapping increases ur test levels.
>Wanna get big
>Gotta fap big
>C'MON!!!

YEAH GOD DAMN IT

yeah someone already made that joke

>hentai doesn't make you a beta submissive weeb cuck

haha this is a good post user

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

>coping
I may decide one day to mutilate my dick if i want to (i dont) but you will NEVER EVER go back to having a healthy cock. who's the one coping? LMAO@your life

>no one needs lube lmao
Kill yourself amerishart

i got my turtle neck intact and i use lube cause it heightens the sensation a lot. You are a fap peasant if you dont lube it.

i genuinely hope you die of cancer

I assume you eat the jizz. Gotta make those gains, amirite? no homo tho

>Hey broth...
>BBBBFFFFFRRRRRUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
>oh dear, sorry
>my ass is a little sore could you maybe-
>BFBRLURRPPP
>damnit, I was going ask you could rub my-
>*jumps up and runs to the bathroom with hands covering ass*

...

Stop believing in myths. Also means you've avoided prostate exam rape.

What if I had a moment of weakness and fap to some kind of hentai that has a loli in it? Do my gains shrink?

I'm asking for a friend of mine.

youtube.com/watch?v=eda72I7Uhq8

I only came here because of dat ass.

Kek

No, your forarms an kegels will be huge.

yeah i used shampoo once, 1 or 2 days later my dick looked like the thing from fantastic 4. It hitched so fucking hard, masturbating was both painfull and incredibly satisfying (hitching was appeased). That was pretty fun, but i wouldn't do it again...

>hitched
>hitching
You're just a retard, aren't you?

kek

Fine, it's itching, not hitching. I'm not a native speaker, are you happy now mister supercunt ?

I'll be happy when you stop comma splicing.

Pwaaaaaaaaaaaapppp...

It' compuslsory in my language so i don't really care and i'm not gonna change that, here, take another comma splicing.

Honestly Senpai I wish my parents gave me the option instead of going full christian skin mutilators.

Wonder how it would have felt with my skin intact.

If I have a son I'll let him choose for himself when he grows up.

...

>2017
>not using your precum for the best fapping experience

ishiggiddty

Congrats on reading the wikipedia article, but it's poor form in English.

>BRRRAAAPPPPFPFPFFP

Oh my, s-sorry user, tee hee. Wait.. are you enjoying this?

My ex loved farting in front of me. It smelled like death.

Started bulking last week and need some ideas for food. Can you kind anons list your favorite bulking foods?

*pfffp* :3

8 times here, after 8 it just is too painful to keep it going

*fffwweeeeeeeep*

yeah i feel ya
this happened to me way too many times

i like how you can type "supercunt" but not "itching"

Well it's Veeky Forums after all friendo.

supercunt isn't a real word fyi

This is retarded. How many uncut man with no phimosis chose to cut their dick once they're 18 ? Approx 0%.

Maybe because it's fucking retarded to cut your dick for no medical reason.

I'm uncut and I wish I used lube (or gripped lighter) more often even though I don't need to. For years my dick been getting stimulated at the deep nerves only, so the surface nerve endings are basically dead. I barely feel anything when using lube, I have to not fap for like a week to cum with it.
If I ever get laid I imagine I'd have trouble cumming.

Bro, i have the same thing right now. Right below the head (body side) . Nothing else to do in winter.

neosporin that shit.