Enter gym

>enter gym
>SALEM SAWARIM

>Enter gym
>ZIM ZIMMA WHO GOT THE KEYS TO MY BIMMA WHO AM I

That would actually be awesome.

>Enter gym
>"DEMONI BUSSANO ALLA PORTA TU NON FARLI ENTRARE, BRUCIAMO LENTI STI FIORI DEL MALE"

> Enter gym
> and put me on the front line
> put me on the front line
> PUT ME ON THE FRONT LINE
> PUT ME ON THE FRONT LINEEEEEEEEE

seriously whoever is in charge of that playlist needs to kill themselves

>Enter gym
>"TAKE ME TO CHURCH I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES"

>Enter gym
>PECATUM
>CANTATUM
>EXATUM ET ORATUM

>Enter gym
>A FINAL STAND, STOP THE PERSIANS, SPEAR IN HAND
>FORM A WALL, LIVE TO FALL, AND LIVE FOREVER

FUCKKKKING leld
i used to squat to his album

> Enter gym
>HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT HEBBA HUBBA ZUT ZUT A NUM NUM HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT HEBBA HUBBA ZUT ZUT A NUM NUM A HOOREPA HOOREPA A HUM HOOREPA A NUM NUM

> Enter gym
> "AND YOU DONT HAVE TO CHANGE A THING THE WORLD COULD CHANGE ITS HEART"

>Enter gym
>I'M SMOKING CIGARETTES IN THE SHOWER WHEN THEY GET WHET I JUST LIGHT ANOTHER FATAL CARDIAC OVER CANCER DON'T GIVE ME NO SUFFER

> Walk into the gym
> WE AINT' NEVER GETTIN OLDER WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER

I just heard this two days ago and im obsessed now. Good shit famalam

Zitto animale

>enter gym
>I would find a way without you...
>TELL HIM HIS EYES SEE TOO CLEAR

>enter gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK

WHEN I WAS

>enter gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>enter gym
>"Suavementeeeee"

>Enter gym
>Thunderstuck

>enter gym
>"YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM, KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM, KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY, AND KNOW WHEN TO RUUUN"

>enter gym
>IMAGINE IF I HAD A NAME LIKE JIMMY RECARD

>enter gym
>"LONELY, I'M MR LONELY I HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWN"

>mfw I love this song

>enter gym
>glass breaks

> enter gym
> I DON'T CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN

>walk in the gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

ayyyy

wtf does she have mouth herpes

>enter gym
>i got broads in a london tree on da roo- wi credit caar n da scamma *inaudible* leacies senpai gi gi gi *inaudible* *inaudible* *inaudible* panad pandad pdna

Looks like fissures but yeah those are gross, I got mine from a yeast infection, also have a yeast infection on my dick. Be safe out there boys, pussy is venomous.

ONCE TOLD ME

> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

>enter the swimming pool
>CAPTURE THE RAGE OF TODAY'S YOUTH AND BOTTLE IT
>CRUSH THE GLASS IN MY BARE HANDS AND SWALLOW IT

>enter gym
>WE ON AN ULTRALIGHT BEAM

>Enter gym
>ARROWHEADS
>ARROWHEADS

>enter gym
>"NOW YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DIE FOR"

>enter gym
>Small, simple, safe price
>Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets
>This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals
>And I am not afraid to die
>I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight.
>I want the pain of payment
>What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts
>Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks
>Would you be my little cut?
>Would you be my thousand fucks?
>And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid
>To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts
>My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter
>I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart
>Love is not like anything
>Especially a fucking knife

>Enter gym
>starts deadline
>SNAP BACK TO REALITY OH THERE GOES GRAVITY OH THERE'S GOES RABBIT AND HE CHOKED HE'S SO MAD AND HE WON'T GIVE UP

>enter gym
>"SOOOO I'LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF ZIGAZIG AHHHH"

>suddenly sweaty women in yoga pants hop off the elliptical machines and surround the check in area with coordinated dance moves and looking at me singing

>"IF YOU WANNA HIT MY BODY YOU GOTTA GET REALLY JACKED, GOTTA HAVE A HEFTY BANK ACCOUNT, SO YOU'RE NOT GETTING CRAAAAP

>dash out of the door, tripping over myself, breaking knee, dragging slowly to the car, they're all laughing behind the glass door with the music blaring and everyone having a party inside

>JUST LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME NOW IM A FAKE IM A FAKE IM A FAKE IM A FAKE

>Walk into gym
>GIRLS. We run this motha-. GIRLS. We run this motha-.
>Who Run the World? Girls. Who Run the World? Girls.

A YOUNG GOY

>"i-is this how you meem in the 4chin... isn't? Am I cool now r-right?"

Your taste in music is shit

>Enter Gym
>youtube.com/watch?v=ebiFw-Nznwg

>enter gym
>WITH THE LIGHTS OUT IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
>HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US

IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
>mfw the opening guitar

A classic.

I weep knowing this will never play over my gym's loudspeakers.

How did you just hear it?

>FLY ME TO THE MOON
>AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS

>Enter gym
>So I put my hands up they're playing my song the butterflies fly away

Enter gym
BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
Not even joking

INSHALLAH

kek I love this

>enter gym
>I LOOOVE YOUUU JEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL

>Enter gym
>WE ARE NUMBER ONE

>Enter Gym
>COME MY LADY, COME COME MY LADY
>YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR, BABY

My 2 years of Latin culminated into this joke. If I use this for nothing else it'll be worth it.

>Enter gym'
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP

whats wrong with you guys
>enter gym
>current song is trash
>put in earbuds
>"ALL OF THE LIGHTS"
>complete entire workout with a decent playlist

Come on come on turn the radio on
It's Saturday and it it won't be long

Banepost in latin.

>Enter gym
>ONE MORE TIME, WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE, OH YEAH, ALL RIGHT

>current song is trash
>put on kanye west

>AOTL is a bad kanye song
>kanyes entire discog is trash
kys

yes, Kanye is quintessential autism core (his entire discography but ESPECIALLY MBDTF)

it's the equivalent of listening to the sonic adventure 2 soundtrack

>enter gym
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

>Enter gym
>"It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men"

>enter gym
>OYYYAAAAA ISDISLAV

youtube.com/watch?v=MZSEnQJsRms

No

>walk into gym
>Who Runs the World? Blue man.

>Walk into gym
>"WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES"

CRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWLLLINNNNNNNGGGG INNNNNN MMYYYYY SKINNN!!!

THESE WOUNDS!

THEY WILL NOT HE-AL!

>start routine
>"SHINIIIIING JUSTIIIIIICE"

>enter gym
>I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY
>I NEED LOOOOOOOOOVE

>enter gym

>enter gym
>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
>I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
>I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>hit dl PR
> SONO CHI NO SADAME
my dick was burning

>Hey! *Instrumental*

>enter restaurant
>TOO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING MEAL

Best song in fucking existence

>enter the gym
>I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY (DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU SAY)
>I WANT IT THAT WAY

>unrack first squat working set
>"ladies and gentlemen"
>"this is mambo no. 5"
best squats

IT IS SALEELUL SAWARIM YOU INFIDEL

That's a fucking great song you massive faggot

>walk into gym
>DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG IN HAND

>Enter gym
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

I lift to the Yume Nikki ost, so I'm not one going to judge music tastes