How do I get fit approved glutes?

How do I get fit approved glutes?

Those glutes are jail proof.

why is this board so goddamn gay

I just want some fucking fitness advice ffs

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
Oh sorry bro, didn't realize you were here x)

It's like an arrow for where your dick needs to go

BREHS

Are "ass jobs" (no penetration) gay? What if oil was involved (but not even the tip)

show us your rear glute spread so we can assess

We doing another ass thread? Fuck yea, contribooting.

Seriously now is this girl or a guy's ass?

damn nice ass. i'm a 100% straight man but even i would blow my load between those cheeks

that ass is so pale and fragile. i want to cover him up [spoiler]with my dick[/spoiler]

Jan 20th can't come any sooner

Mike is on your asses

how can women even compete with this?

Even daddy Mike mires them men booties

Guy's. My mother ha blessed me with a girl's ass

Is it that time again?

*BLOOOOORPFFF*

>not one single piece of advice

Shame on you heterosexuals

>My mother ha cursed me with a girl's ass.

It really is the same fucking guy that shits up these threads with their autistic fart fetish

You think he doesn't start these threads

> tfw can't look at a picture of ass anymore without thinking of *BARRRRRP*

>I find the brap posting damn funny

> tfw been banned for a pretty big *BARP* copypasta multiple times

>I got paid to BRAAAAAP post for 2 hours today while there was nothing else to do
>I crack up whenever someone beats me to it but do it anyways

Nice to see some fellow BRAPers

>tfw work 12 hour shifts where I'm allowed to post on Veeky Forums
>BRAP post all day

Why are there never any women in these threads?

Sweet Jesus that ass

...

Is it bad that I'm turned on by this? Because that ass is gorgeous.

Nah it's also fake afaik

Plastic whore

I know but my dick is still hard as a rock.

nah that looks like a womans ass
probably photoshop
so youre not gay user, chill

Implants

He is so sexy oh my god. I know why everyone keeps calling this place gay now.

Gross

that's not you

is it the chutney one. i got banned for that on another board

How does someone get such a great butt to waist to shoulder ratio?

>Hey Brad, do you w- WHAT THE FUCK? You think I want to smell your cock while I'm sleeping?! Get off!

mor eplease

Is that you?

barbell glute bridges