Be me

Go to the club every single night, just get drunk as fuck or high on coke, just interact with people, at least one of them will consider you a friend.

Make plans to go to club with friend,

keep going to club, try making out with bitches every single night

at least one of them will make out with you

then get her number

repeat this until multiple numbers

at least one of them will sleep with you

congrats, you now have friends and pussy

Wait 1 year and become a glorious wizard-hero that will rid the world of all succubi.

This isn't anything close to a bodybuilding forum

26yo kv here.
I actually do have friends and talk to girls all the time. The ones I'm interested in usually aren't interested in me.
Sometimes they are and I just get shy as fuck and blow it.
I hate myself. At least nobody ever suspects I'm a virgin.

Someone hit the nail on the head the other day. Described this place as /b without the porn or gore and about 10 percent fitness related content

sadly, it's absolutely true.

*sighs*

If it makes you feel any better I am also 29 and exactly the same.

Become a wizard and enjoy your new powers. You need to start finding enjoyment through your own actions, do something special just by yourself.

Is there a better place? I don't spend a lot of time on here but I probably Come on 5 days a week. Doubt I spend more than an hour here a week though. Mostly do it out of habit now but if there was a better place if probably go there instead

go to the club by myself? will i even be let in, read online bouncers dont let ugly guys who are alone in to clubs

can't post face online, but i'd say i'm a 4 or 5/10, being realistic

i-it's real

/adv/ doesn't give as good advice as Veeky Forums tbqh

>tfw no friends to invite me to a club or party

get really wasted in a club, to the point where you dont give a fuck anymore. It doesn't matter if you a kiss an awful landwhale, next time 80% of your fears will have dissapeared

Sauce?

my sister

>go to the club by myself?
Don't do this, seriously. If you want to do something try travelling by yourself, maybe to some asian country of your choice. But make the trip about a vacation first and foremost and admiring at asian waifus secondary if at all. Go see some sights, maybe try local restourants and go to the beach or something. You don't have to go abroad or even far but a change of scenery every once in a while can do some good.

>get really wasted in a club
>while alone
>while being there for more or less the first time
Stop giving OP awful advice.

i've been wasted before, it doesn't help that much in getting over fears of talking to people.

i don't get that much opportunity to travel, I'll get 3 weeks in the summer

what can i do sooner?

Your ugly. You have to consider facial surgery. You are incel but maybe with enough bucks you could become a tru-cel

Start seeing hookers like every night, focus on bettering yourself and live life one day at a time.

Post pic

I'll be your friend. Atx

Ew, I can see her labia.

I was a 26 year old kissless virgin about a month ago and lost my virginity and got my first kiss within a week of each other . Be confident be yourself, learn to converse with others. Don't stress over the kiss or sex they both were very natural and it was great for us both even though I had no experience

fuck you and your incest related bullshit posted on porn sites these days

th-thanks
i live in canada though

>learn to converse with others
this is the hardest part, i never have anything to say. everyone has a story of things they did, or plan to do. usually these stories involve their friends

im from canada too... london?

which gym in london

Incest is wrong user

just wait a year and become a wizard

you are probably asperger, autistic or some shit
go get psychiatric help

Wow surprisingly good advice. Have a (You)

I'm also in Canada and I will also be your friend if you're nearby, where are you?

Go to This has nothing to do with fitness

I'm in ATX

I know that feel bro

There's different ways to be interesting, user. Some people are interesting because of the things they have done, but the most interesting people are interesting because of the thoughts they think.

Learn how to get an interesting perspective on things. Read books, try talking to people online and then bring that show on the road.

lol london is in the UK, retards

toronto

by thoughts, do you mean opinion and knowledge of a subject?

most conversations i overhear (from coworkers) all have to do with things they've done though

don't really hear anyone go into details on their views or knowledge of a subject

Goodlife Lol what did you think

Me too. How about 6th street tomorrow night?

desu you can always get into watching sports... there's tons of people who watch sports

im not op btw i was just curious lol. goodlife fucking sucks

Are you fit? Are you a sick cunt? Got to clubs and talk with people, BUT BE NORMAL, DON'T TALK NERD SHIT OR INTERNET BULLSHIT, drink so you get outgoing, try to make out with chicks, get rejected, fuck hookers, go watch some football, go to a rap concert, dress better, shower more, all part of the game. Also, if you're not fit, get fit and go hook up on tinder.
As a former 22yo kissless virgin, there's still hope, you can make it.

thats true, a few coworkers talk about sports sometimes.

>Are you fit
i lift, but i don't have abs

>Got to clubs and talk with people
i don't know what to say to people. in the few times i did go to a bar or club, everyone always seemed to be with their group of friends.

i'm bad at one on one conversations, but worse in a group

become a twink

Talk to people in the line, talk to people in the bar, talk to people in the dance floor, dance with chicks there. Anyway, that you'll have to learn by yourself, every situation is different, I still struggle with this to this day.
Also, speak with people in your job. Fucking sports, my nigga.
Btw, when I was starting I used to try to talk with everyone, in every place. One time I talked to a cashier for more than 30 minutes, I started by talking about how hot was the day and we ended up talking about a relative of her that lives in Portugal. You literally can talk about anything, and don't forget to hear.

nah wtf, that's weird

Skywalker's ex looks horrible with that hair

Grass is always greener.

Learning to be thankful for what you have will probably bring you more fulfillment in the long run than accomplishing anything in your post .

>not trying to actively improve everyday
>settle for what you have, even if you're not happy with it
Kill yourself, mama boy.
What a fucking loser.

1 Dude you gotta get rid of all the porn. They aren't naked but images like these will make you fantasize, have desires, get the dopamine release just like nudity pornography. Not even from a moral standpoint, but porn will make you hooked on self-pleasure without the chance of being hurt in the process. This keeps men from taking challenges and learning to grow

2 Be in public areas. Go for a daily run, on the same path. Spend an hour or more walking out in public areas NOT for the sake of exercise, but to take in all that you see around you. When you put yourself in an interact-able situation, things will start to happen that become great stories.

3 Want to talk better? When you're going by literally anyone, just flash a brief smile and comment on the weather. It seems stupid, but we're talking one step at a time here, and this works. Smiling shows confidence behind your words, and the weather is a brief article that everyone likes to mention. And that's it. Keep walking. Women that think you were intending on hitting on them can be surprised by this, then want to chase after YOU, because you just left it dangling right in front of them. Bringing me to the next point...

4 If your actions and words prove that you are a great guy, but more importantly, you don't NEED THEM, then your chances of getting that girlfriend boost.

i know... its cheap tho.
where do you go?

truth spoken here. do what this user said OP

>>not trying to actively improve everyday
>>settle for what you have, even if you're not happy with it

Not what I said, desu. Appreciating what you have does not mean you have to stop striving or setting goals for the future.

> I really hope all of this are just memes, i cant accept the idea of 29 year old kissless virgins posting on a bodybuilding forum

I don't get why some people find it surprising that a guy can be a virgin into his (late) 20's.

I turned 45 last month & never held hands with
a woman. I almost have to laugh when guys
make posts about being kissless at 21.

thanks for the advice

Fuck. I'm only 31 but also handholdless and I can easily see time slipping away without me making a single friend for the rest of my life.
Society is fucked up -- we shouldn't be living like this. We should be living in small self sufficient villages.

On the other hand my lack of friends and female companionship pushes me to take my work outs to the limit.

If you're not an ugly, bald, manlet, you're still playing on normal mode. Get some hobbies fast, cus you'll get very bitter when you hit your 30's, and the hole will get too deep to climb out of. Good luck

regex is the greatest thing i've ever learned.

this girl cannot be over 5 feet tall

im done

THIS
>just flash a brief smile and comment on the weather. It seems stupid

In all honesty the introduction will be completely forgotten after the conversation starts, as long as it's not extremely awful anything works

You dont gain powers. I know.

Did you ever hold a girl's hand? Maybe that's why you never got anything.

I'm pretty happy with my power.
>me on the right

This seems like some really good advice though -- we should take it.

>When you're going by literally anyone, just flash a brief smile and comment on the weather.

something like this?:
>the weather is nice today

I mean if you analyze it in text form it does seem quite dumb and there are better ways to approach it but talking real shit (no memes) nobody will be rude or thrown back by what you said, in fact they will find you friendly and will keep the conversation flowing.

see

>hey. it's a nice day for a run, isn't it?
and then run off before she has a chance to respond

i can try that, though don't know how many people i will pass, i live in the suburbs

>25 year old kissless virgin
>no friends since 13-14 years old, basically just always the "class clown" type that makes observational humor jokes but nothing of substance
>ugly as fuck, confirmed this IRL and posting online
>been miserable basically my entire life
>graduated college 3 years ago but shit job
>can't see myself ever getting better in any respects to work ,socializing, etc, because no motivation since i have no one and nothing to work towards
>literally afraid to socialize with all people, let alone girls, because up to this point everyone has obviously hated me so i don't want to burden people with my presence and if they see i have no life they will ditch me anyway
>life is completely hopeless for me
>have to post videos of myself masturbating my huge dick on reddit for any sexual attention at all

>can't discuss my problems with anyone because it would be humiliating and make me even more of a laughingstock than i already am, while normal people can talk about depression issues and it's fine
>only place i would be able to discuss them with is an online forum like this where maybe people had made it and could give real life advice instead of platitudes like "lift and shower"
>if i try to bring up my issues i get told to "go back to r9k" or some foreveralone board on reddit with a bunch of other aspie losers like me and its a cesspool of negativity

DELET THIS

>mfw the average person is mostly mediocre
>shitty, average, whiny friends that all drink beer, eat at Applebees or McDonalds regularly
>he's lucky if he gets a blowjob every few weeks
>spend hours a day watching Netflix and wasting time on YouTube, gets easily bored, short attention span
>shitty, 9 to 5 career, deadend job or job they hate, they'll never be millionaires
>no hobbies except watching football on TV
>complete beta
>never works out, or does 15 pushups once every few months

That's the average person. That's who OP admires and envies.
Man, you're fucked. Just give up.

Going to a club alone gets progressively easier, rejection is something men can naturally develop resistance against from repeated exposure.

Rock around the dance floor, find groups of girls or mixed gender groups and dance with them. You'll get better.

It's quite worth taking dance classes if you feel retarded or embarrassed, it's great cardio and you meet confident, open minded and Veeky Forums people, not to mention qts

Same.

>29
and you start asking for help now?

Veeky Forums used to be much,much better that this shit.I seriously hope all the /r9k/ and /b/tards who came here and bought their shitty memes and shitposting with them die in a big fire

I'd say reddit but the mods are faggots.

...

it's over dude, if you made 30 living like this, don't worry about the next 30 years

Become a drifter obviously, girls LOVE drifters and very very interesting people

So move to a small town tardo

>how do i become normal
get a job, move out. It's that simple.

Man why is the advice so shitty?
Go to a club by yourself? Comment on the weather and then run away?
Never once in my life have I ever seen anybody do any of this shit. We're talking about a guy who's completely out of sync with what society expects of him and he's told to go to a fucking club by himself and start talking to groups of complete strangers.
95% of normies would shit themselves if they had to do that.

Do crossfit, martial arts, any team sports. Join some roleplaying or traditional gaming club. Take classes (art, languages). Maybe introduce yourself to gym regular when you're both using the same piece of equipment. Ask what they're training today. Just watch what normies do and copy it, this is how normal people make friends, don't be that creepy middle aged balding dude who tries to start a conversation with the cashier.

Alright bro.

First of all install some kind of dating app, such as okcupid and there look only for friends. You first need to interact socially, other possilibities are book clubs, board game clubs, card game clubs, indoor climbing, smth like that.

Then get a escort, for real bro and lose your virginity to feel better and more confident, optional is maybe learn how to kiss but I dunno about that since they are hookers, but could work if they are better tier escorts.