Thoughts on the godly Manbun?

Thoughts on the godly Manbun?

Can only be pulled off with 10/10 aehestics btw

Memes aside, I thought women only put their hair in buns.
What made men decide to do the same?

Men in every century and on every did that because of different reasons.

Gay as fuck hipster shit

Why would men do it today?
I get back then because it might have been the norm or something.
But today, every man should have short hair roughly. Moreover, women put their hair in buns today.

Because handsome men with good facial aesthetics started wearing it as a fad and made every man think they'd look good with it. It's like Emma Watson with the pixie cut

That's stupid and I am kind of triggered.
Even worse is when women shave their whole head.

This. I'm pretty sure that European soccer player had a mullet and a mohawk at one point and it didn't fucking matter because he was rich and handsome. You can do whatever you want if you are handsome and people will think that it is cool. Do it when you're not and you're a try hard or a creep.

>You can do whatever you want if you are handsome and people will think that it is cool. Do it when you're not and you're a try hard or a creep.

This.

Think of Veeky Forums wearing expensive clothes but looking like skinnyfat slobs. Nothing they buy will make them look good. You need the body and face to pull shit off.

My new goal. Oh shit. That dude must get so much puss.

Manbuns are for hipsters but I'm pretty pissed desu cause I'd like one

I just don't want to get called a faggot :(

Damn, Bodorio got jacked...

I guess you could say I have one because I just stopped giving a shit about life and haven't had a hair cut in over 3 years. In a way I'm glad they're popular with the hipsters so that the people at my work might think I'm trying to be cool instead of depressed beyond their wildest imagination.

>Manbuns are for hipsters but I'm pretty pissed desu cause I'd like one
>I just don't want to get called a faggot :(
I think wanting one and not doing it due to peer pressure is what makes you a faggot.

i didn't cut my hair for like a year and a half and the only time it ever looks good anymore is when it's in one of these dumb man buns
i just took a scissor to it, time to shave my head kek

why? you're ugly or fat or something? afraid to grow out your hair cause you're too much of man?

>fuckhuge forehead
>ugly
i will never make it

i think only fags get em, but girls seem to love em so what do i know?

get your 10/10 facial aesthetics and then throw manbun on top to get into 11/10 zone

if you are anywhere below 10/10 tho getting a manbun will drop you 2 points tho

>2016
>manbun
They were trendy like 3 years ago.

I was worried about this but every female I know loves it. Only bros give me shit about it, and then only like 1 in 4. And frankly I don't give a fuck what they think anyway

> caring about whats trendy

it looks good on some people and that's all that matters

manbun gives you a receding hairline and looks gay as fuck

>manbun gives you a receding hairline
Nice broscience

It looks retarded.
End of story.

Man bun is for faggots. Either let that shit go free or tie it into some kind of ponytail.

t. guy with long hair

No, bad genetics gives you a receding hairline, manbun only exposes it.

Your pic is the ultimate faggot tier

Are you a hairlet or a beardlet?

>let that shit go free
my hair is 18" long and the only time it's not tied is when I have headphones on

long hair blows

Had a long hair for 4 years until last Tuesday when I cut it
Are you a chinlet or a jawlet?
That viking/scandi look larp is disgusting

don't wear one if you yave a pig face like the golden one.

I had a buzzcut/crew cut + stubble for 25 years. I'm tired of that shit.

>bun is for faggots
>tie it into some kind of ponytail

ok...

Fucking faggots

Sure, long hair is nice but that viking man look often isn't

this would look terrible without the beard

it WILL look terrible on 99% of people

FUCKING PLEBS

Spot on, my man

Got beaten up by a manlet

>But today, every man should have short hair roughly.

For literally what reason? Do you feel insecure?

I have long hair and sometimes a man bun and some girl literally said to me the only reason it suits me is because I'm tall and muscular.

I let my hair grow to make a man bun and now I like to use it more either loose or tied into a bun/ponytail mix. Now all I need is to get shredded

insecurity much

Enjoy your Traction Alopecia, faggots

yeah this is something i noticed too.
This kind of hair looks good on someone who is manly, muscular etc. Put Long Hair on a ugly nu-male neckbeard faggot and he will look creepy.

This applies to a lot of things that are usually considered faggy.

E.g. put "faggot" earrings on a skinny feminine faggot = absolutely gay and ugly.
Put earrings on a jacked masculine guy = cool af

>when no one had a man bun I thought it looked sick
>then everyone and their mothers had a manbun and I thought they were all faggots for having one
>then I realised I'm a pretentious fuckface for not liking a style anymore just because of its popularity
Manbuns are pretty sick desu, however they only look good on good looking men.

>Put earrings on a jacked masculine guy = cool af
hmmmmm idk 'bout that senpai

t.manlet

Myth

But isn't buns a women's style?

Its a lot less gay on a jacked manly guy compared to a feminine nu male fag.

Definitely, still not cool though.

If you fucking pull your hair back and tie it up really tight then yeah I guess.

No

what if you're not somebody's bald uncle?

I have one but I already look like a girl so idk

L O N D O N

>Thoughts on the godly Manbun?
Samurai/10

>mfw I saw a pasty pale white out of shape manlet with acne and a manbun the other day

You have to have a certain genetic aesthetic for it. It's not even "be handsome" or jacked. Like some Samoan/Scottish/Viking mix.

True, but I think you should ditch that facial hair

Its funny there is this stereotype of an unshaven raggedy-ass neckbeard as being vikinglike. Vikings were actually quite effeminte in their grooming standards, according to period sources. Cazy hairdos, neatly trimmed and styled beards, dyes, the works.

ywn look this manly

bretty gay, but if you're confident, swole, and non-white you can probably pull it off.

>You need the body and face to pull shit off.
>Body (check)
>Face (check)
>Frame (uh oh)
>Stacey (uh on)
>Pizza (uh oh)

2/5
post rating: 40%

>you guys are fags, do this instead
>hot-guys-with-ponytails.jpg

It's literally used to tell other gays they're a bottom.

would not trust this guy around children

Are you wearing lipstick? Wtf man

when you got "dick sucking lips" might as well roll with it

Do I get a check if I look like a mongolian horserider?

witcher mode right there

thanks for the advice user