Veeky Forums NO FAP 2017

I haven't fapped since November. I pledge to not fap in 2017. Good luck fellow Veeky Forumsizens in your nofap journey.

Also when I stop fapping completely my loads get very tiny like a little baby load. When I fap a couple times a week I can shoot pretty decent loads though. Nothing like peter north dude. I really wish I could do that kek

>There's are immeasurable advantages to going no fap, especially if you're under 30 and lifting.
No there aren't.
>This is your last chance to not fuck up 2017.
"Fucing up" is exactly what you should be doing.
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

This is the right answer.

Why do you care so much what people do with their dicks?

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Nah, I think I'll listen to the reams of evidence against fapping and regain my natural manhood and self control.

Take dicks in the ass between takes on the set.
The prostate stimulation helps him ejaculate heavily.
No seriously dude loves getting a cock in the ass. He's like most male pornstars, gay as fuck or more then willing to do gay 4 pay.

My goal this year is to just stop jerking off with my phone. When smart phones first came out, I remember thinking "Who would watch porn on a screen that small? That's pathetic." And now I've jacked it multiple times nearly every day for the past few years. It's just too easy to fap and nap through scarce gym time or waste a whole weekend in bed.

I need to recenter myself to only masturbate to hi def big screen quality instead of 4" webms

HMMMMM another retard in a nofap thread pushing the "dont do nofap just do noporn" meme HMMM really makes me think...

go fuck off and get a real job instead of shilling for pornhub

>tfw I found a torrent of supaidaman and I plan on watching it

No fap for a year is impossible for anyone who doesn't eat half a pound in soy a day. The advice is to not fap on the days you dont get morning wood and to fap to things less deviant. Work your way so you get turned on by sears catalogs, not japanese women snorting cum.

Not fapping is mans natural state if you can't hack that then you're exactly the kind of person who needs to stop most of all

25 days in boys

1-2 wet dreams so far can't remember

Guard your semen

no fap is a meme, meme spread by jelly girlfriends, it all start like this, you get your 2/10 gf, you fuck her to death, but with time you lose your drive for her, its because shes only 2/10, you start fapping to porn, she gets jellous you dont fuck her that often anymore, and thats it, all these gfs are posting about how fapping is wrong and unhealthy, they are posting this on your facebook or other shit hoping you will notice, they want you to be scared, they know if you dont fap you will eventually get back to fucking her

>but my gf is 10/10
good for you, back to fucking her
>but my gf is kinky, she likes fetishes
good, but shes 1%, most of girls will never do any hardcore, most gf are not only 2/10, they are also boring as fuck
>but i dont have a gf
then wtf are you doing here, fapo time
>i have a 2/10 boring gf, what do i do?
fap in secret, you cant win against women, they dont think rationally, its always >muh feelings

no fap is a meme, remembrer its proved that if you dont use your gun it will break over time, you dont want this, right? its your choice, dont listen to them, listen to your dick

>evidence against fapping

No Fap is a meme.

No Porn is legit.

saged

Sign me up.
This is the year I am making it.

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1 hour 20 minutes in lads. this shit is easy.

>its 02.50
>already fapped twice
nah, ill wait for next year

ok

I'm going to try to go for 90 this time.

I ordered some kratom that will help me chill out when I hit those aggro stages 7 - 21 days in.

I did nofap for 6 months during which time I had sex a grand total of one time(s). I have to say the confidence, focus, energy and gains gains were well worth it. but, while it is easier to go completely dry because it becomes a habbit. there were long periods where my balls would ache from being backed up, which a bit of research points to increased chance of prostate cancer. So I have concluded that the best way for me is /noporn/ and I basically fap when I feel like my balls hurt from not fapping.
If anyone has any questions for a 6 month /nofap/ veteran i'll be here for a couple hours

get your shit together yogi

livestrong.com/article/397590-yoga-for-prostate-enlargement/

Do you ever stop feeling like a mastodon that wants to stomp people to death?

Also how long did the mental focus stuff come in?

>Not fapping is mans natural state
That's simply not true, most primates masturbate

No, it's man's natural state to not have access to massive amounts of perverse and degenerate porn. The point to no fap is fixing harmful porn addictions which is why not everyone needs it.

I successfully blocked porn on my laptop with cold turkey and k9. For my phone and kindle, I use qustodio and app lockers. I do admit there are still a lot of loopholes especially on the portable devices front.

everything in moderation b

fapping four times a day to hardcore porn? a little too much

not touching your willie for a year? a little crazy

fap once or twice a week? just right

[MUH BODILY FLUIDS]

Mandrake im in

IM IN BOYS

LETS FOOKIN GO

idk what your first question means but I would say after around 2 weeks peaking at 6 weeks it is probably part-placebo but definatly the extra energy/drive played a big role. less haziness/fogginess more clear thinking and motivation to acheive

so what your saying is enlarged prostate would mean more capacity to /nofap/ before ballache kicks in? if so I can get behind this as like I previously states the ONLY drawback to /nofap/ was the reccuring ballache aside from which came a multitude of benefits

Locking down. Wondering if I should fap before the year ends. What does Veeky Forums think? Should I empty my balls while it is still 2016?

i did. doesnt seem like a big deal to me but just know that that was it for 2016.

the enlarged prostate is a myth

stop eating frozen foods

there's literally no good sources that proves jerking off is good

while there's tons of benefits of not jerking off as the semen is recycled throughout the body leading to bigger lifts and more energy

>hurrr there's no downside to shooting nucleoproteins all over the place

Wouldn't you absorb them quicker if you just came and ate it? Srs, just out of curiosity and repressed homosexuality.

preaching to the converted m80, like I said aside from the ballache which came after around 3 weeks and was on off relieved only by sleep cummies, the 6 months I did /nofap/ was the best I had felt for years and years prior

Stop watching porn and you will fap less. Stopped for 2 weeks and feel better. I've beat off to youtube a few times but it's still not as bad to beating off to hardcore fetish shit.

nah dude i like my dick to work

youtube.com/watch?v=1NWfys7q4x4 JEFFERY DAHMER EXPLAINS HOW PORN WAS WHAT LED HIM TO DO WHAT HE DID. for those of you for whom /nofap/ is not for you this is one of many reasons why you should go /noporn/ from what we can tell he was a normal young man until he developed a porn addiction.

Ted Bundy*** lol

K I guess rolling for dubs to fap.

i also had the ball ache user

it was from edging stop it

also cold showers makes it go away

was it so bad you couldn't sit?

no it wouldn't because you would then have to reprocess the ejaculate in your stomach which takes i guess an hour to digest

lmao this was just his way of laying off responsibility from his ego. agreed porn addiction goes bad together with psychopathic sick fucks but using this as motivation for nofap makes you sad, if you wanna do it fine but damn

are you sure about that?

objectively ted bundy is a really good looking guy - he could have had a 8/10 girl easy

what about the fact that all the men he knew in prison likes porn?

Ted only explains how some people evolve into dangerous areas.

No, not everyone turns into serial killers because they watch porn.

what about the ones that do?

of course, ted bundy didn't dive into psycho personality because of his inability to fuck dime pussy, most actual crazy people apart from your typical meme 4channer "IM LE CRAZY GORE INDIVIDUAL HUEHUE" is that way, i don't understand your logic.

All the men in prison liked porn because most men like porn out and inside of prison, maybe a bit more inside of prison since no/not many females. we consume hella porn my guy

I'm doing NoFap, NoPorn, and 5 bricks.

the ones that do probably would without the porn, same with drugs. let's blame the drugs for addictive personalities + bad parents gone bad

why should we consume porn?

it's not natural and it is foul

i can do way more reps when i abstain from masturbation
dont take my word

some of the most legendary boxers swear by abstainance
ex. Ali, De La Hoya , Pacquiao

FUARK brehs lets go
this is the year of the qt

i advocate for nofap aswell, not for ted bundy advice lul

why does being a serial killer invalidate his knowledge?

the uni bomber was right about everything albeit his methods were barbaric

「A New Challenger Approches」

Someone red pill me on no fap (with citations)

because he speaks from a point of a victim, it feels like his ego is just finding a way to lay off blame some way by thinking that maybe he wasn't that bad and the porn drove him, which would be explained by the extreme way he talks about it. It doesn't invalidate anything but it doesn't look like "knowledge" to me

but he is a victim

days into not watching porn i gain noticeable appreciation for females, call it want you want but females seem to release more energy and i enjoy their company more. I appreciate their looks more and this is not in a way that makes me go cringe but i just enjoy them more. My voice changes and i'm way more social overall.

in what way?

If you're telling the truth, I think that's a good trade off. I find myself getting bored with the pornstars I used to like and I keep delving into JAV and futa SFM.

has your voice became a booming loud voice like mines?

i practically shout at people now
victim of the electric chair

>has your voice became a booming loud voice like mines?
>i practically shout at people now
Not him but I find myself having a bit of bass in my voice. If I moan it sounds like the soft hum of a cello. It turns my girlfriend on and makes my customers fear me which is great for sales.

oh man believe me. Once you get off porn you will walk on the street and females will be fucking beautiful in a way you wouldn't notice before, orgasms when you fuck are 10x better. Problem is porn is fucking incredibly hard to kick, if you're just used to porn and have been doing it for years you're probably not even mentally prepared for how addicted you are

「A New Challenger Approches」

I'm making tonight count.

I've always been afraid that I might be a porn addict. Although I never find myself preferring porn over sex. Regardless, how do I quit porn? Any helpful guides/articles/books?

cold showers any time you feel horny seriously helps

also its kind of hard to use Veeky Forums and quit porn.

quit both and i can bet you the quality of your life will go up

you never know you are addicted to something until you try quitting it. meditating is overall good for your will power etc. don't beat yourself up over "relapsing" . and fuck nofap subreddit lmao

>quit both and i can bet you the quality of your life will go up
but what will I do when I'm bored but not busy

I've found hiding the high test threads on fit and avoiding all other boards is a fine compromise.

Hide any thread with triggering images and use an adblocker to block any images within threads immediately.

Either way you have to practice discipline.

hobby

i personally started watching old westerns

let me tell u niggas about the searchers

Next time I cum will be inside a woman, who is with me boys.

Already 2 days in unintentionally. Had a sex dream right before waking up, and I only have them when I'm supremely horny. I rather like them, so I guess I'll keep this up

My job has a lot of downtime.

I mean A LOT.

fighting a battle you cannot win

you will lose soon

take a cold shower and rid yourself of that foul temptress

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I'm in.

Gonna leave Veeky Forums too, fuck it

Now just need to figure out a way to repair my cuck tier wrists and I can perhaps ascend

Are you religious per chance lol

Only christfags do these kinds of mental gymnastics

>no fap 2017

can it even be done? any survivors of no fap 2016 here?

im not a christfag but the bible seriously has some insanely good knowledge

shit like "those who live by the sword die by the sword"

makes my dick wet because ultimately it is true

>last masturbated christmas eve
>was trying to not to masturbae until the new year
>last night, new years eve, 3 am
>wake up in the middle of a wet dream

unbelievable.

Wet dreams don't count. They're natural.

It has more to do with "no-porn" than no fap, fuck mate.

shoo shoo gains goblins

Even before I saw this thread I already pledged to do nofap for at least january, I guess I'll shoot for the whole year as well

wish me luck bros

Check these sick dubs of making it!
NOFAP 2017. I PLEDGE MY LIFE ON THIS!

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It seems (((someone))) is very desperate for you to not do NOFAP