Facial aesthetics thread

Facial aesthetics thread

NYE alone edition

Tilt your head down

Objectively above average though

Thanks breh

You might have blepharitis. Get your sink water really hot, run a towel under the water, then compress the towel against your eyelids for a minute each night.

Will fo

his name is Pajeet

>drunk and rosy cheeks

Happy New Years you beautiful fuckers!

All i can offer is feet

Happy new year, you'll make it

Enjoy steak with the BF

>New barber
>ask for crew cut
>I mean....that barber school 101 she cant fuck it up right?
>fucked it up

When you look at yourself, do you see yourself worse than you actually are, overthinking things?

Because I personally think I look like shit - I have an unsymmetrical face, dark circles under eyes, and just small features in general. I'll never be the Chad that my dad cheered me on to be, and it's seriously upsetting because I can't outlift it

d-dnp?

Give ass

Soles pls

You do look like shit though

-t faceless user

I know I do, thinking it is the only thing that keeps me going till the end of the day

>I can't outlift it

WRONG WRONG WRONG so fucking WRONG dont ever write something that pathetic again you look young so im gonna let it pass it this time but if you are as pathetic as you are now again i will find you, and i will kill you

You look normal to me, user.

Natural

I know you. Nice seeing you here.
No bulli pls.

you look normal. get a haircut and you'll be fine

Remind me who you are, because I'm blanking
What kind of haircut? A buzz or something? I got my hair cut last week so it's pretty short right now.

wax those eyebrows bro

Levon. I definitely know you.

something short on the sides with some length on top

Levon, my nig, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you
Thanks for the advice, I'll talk to my barber next time about it and see if he can come up with anything

The joy of being stationed on NYE

>Hello, it is I, Thad McThundercock, the Pussy Slayer

>on the brink of 2017
>not having a CIB

Welfare queen.

Only a complete faggot would wear a CIB on anything but an ASU

POO IN LOO/10

been Putin coffe in my eyebrows thickening up them nicely no bully plis shave it for l8ttr
nice body you hairstyle is to rounded imo makes you look like a cuck

I dont understand. Isnt is not masculine to do that? I dont want to do it as a guy. Its all good. Happy new year.

>Only a complete faggot would wear a CIB on anything but an ASU

Chad/10

Ymra Su? You don't look Japanese to me...

Black hair=best hair
BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE BIG HEAD FROM SILICON VALLEY OML

what's middle school like nowadays?

Thanks for the feedback. I usually cut my hair short on bottom and long on top but as it grows it turns into current haircut.

5th new years alone and counting.

Wow, why tf did it post wrong. Apologies, everyone.

Even if I'm ugly wouldn't change what I said.

>TIL Neville from icarly shitposts on Veeky Forums

what's your MOS brah?

12D

14/88

you look like the love child of Cody Garbrandt and Gegard Mousasi
or a fucked up Theo James with a monobrow
either way you look better than most niggas on Veeky Forums

Ugly ass weasel-looking wop

You look like a greaser rat named Vinnie who gets offed in the first act of a mafia movie after 5 minutes of screentime, and all of his greaser friends go "They clapped Vinnie!" and this sparks the second act, but you never get mentioned again because your stank ass was just a catalyst for greater events to unfold, you fucking retarded momma boy looking ass weasel. God I fucking hate your kind. Please refrain from posting here ever again, fucking retarded Guinea.

Pretty cool
Back to your containment board

I've never seen a man more passionate about being a stupid fucking cunt
eat a FAT dick homie

Back to jail you worthless nigger, /pol/ never has and will never be a containment board.

I'm proud of my thick ass eyebrows. Thanks though.

If you are on android just crop photo and save. Then post that one and it will be straight.
Very specific

...

>this mad

Lol this is why you are a containment board. Go reeeeee there stormfag

That's just the type of thing a Vinnie would say. I'm on to you.

>/pol/fag with no self-awareness forgets that everyone hates him
commit sudoku asap

fuuuuarking kill me

NOT EVEN VINNIE
IM THE SPIC IN

AYY everyone, it's cousin Vinnie!

what the fuck man your ears attach to your neck, it freaky please kick your father in the nuts

I can see the resemblance

i like how you have down-turned eyes, but u should clean up your eyebrows a bit. U got that shy look going on

I'd say you're Average-looking, but not bad at all.

You look like someone carved a face into a potato, but then van Gogh transcribed that potato into his pièce de résistance. From there modern CGI crafted that work of art into you, taking inspiration from various animation characters such as Shrek.

Haha i know and it reflects on my personality since i am a bit shy in general.

>the polite roast
a polished potato is a potato nonetheless

van Gogh could make a toilet look like Clint Eastwood, tbqh

Cody Garbrandt and Theo James are perfect male specimens
Mousasi looks like an iranian movie star.
take this as a big W and go slay tonight

Hi guys. I have enough facial aesthetics to get a girl tonight right?

Hehehe

it's cute, a lot of girls are into the shy guy that's actually fit once the clothes come off

I'm half polish, so potato is 50% of my dna

I would say pretty accurate desu

your're the nicest lookin potato i ever saw f a m
would sit next to on the bus/10

Going to try to maximize aesthetics this year... wear more makeup, get a decent haircut for a change, maybe get eyebrows waxed, etc

What is your other half?

London

nice gyno, fag

I'm female. Just androgynous. I'm going to try to femme it up more though, I hate wearing makeup and girly clothes, but I'm tired of always being the ugly girl that gets overlooked.

sounds like a bunch of good fellas pumped the anime fangirl you're in love with full of their hot n' spicy sau-seeges and you're here trying to cope with your impotent rage.

grow up you little bitch. that was pathetic.

I can see that you've been alone for 5 years, but I have trouble seeing how this happened.

the bus is a red double decker
should be an easy guess

never change

01/10

Post a pic without the glasses that cover half your face. You don't look that ugly, but oversized glasses make anyone look more attractive so maybe I'm wrong

You look very short.

It was a joke you dumb faggot

Im not but im not very tall either. Just average height.
Thanks friend.
British?
It just sounded like you were being a cunt for no reason.

y, anglo

I think I look better with glasses. They cover my bug eyes. I'm not sure they're something I'm willing to give up, at least not everyday.

I'm going to try ordering a bunch of cheap glasses in different colors though and coordinating them with my outfits.

how tall are you then my dude

hot dude desu
a thicker beard would suit you, but it'd be a shame to hide that jawline

whats up with your cheeks+
the other side looks defalted

What are some aesthetic hair cuts?

5'9"
>manled detected xD

well if you wanna look taller just stay with that hair if not just short and faded

>super liked gym crush on tinder
>no response

gonna SNAP
FUCKING ROASTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nasty feet

Don't know, sometimes my cheekbones come out, but apparently not at the same time.

nah man its all right

10/10 aesthetics

you look like a young Willem Dafoe with tits