So user, who was your new years kiss? you did have a new years kiss, didnt you?

>so user, who was your new years kiss? you did have a new years kiss, didnt you?

>thinking that I'll never have the perfect gf, never have the perfect face, and never have the perfect body

Just got out of a year long relationship, and I don't think I can do anything to force a new one this quick.

>nobody really, the girl I've been seening was Unavailable, but I wanted to stay true to her.

Wow

Wow

Lying in an non autistic way is so hard.

Humans don't converse like this.

A-a girl. T-that exist.

I met her at the party. O-on which I went.

No, but a grill at a nye festival took my glasses and danced with me, and another climbed on my back during the fireworks

>tfw she probably wanted a snog but I'm autismo

I stayed home and read a counterterror in the Sinai region.

My kiss was a with a bottle of rice wine for a toast to a crappy new year.

ive never had a kiss with anyone

BUT I'M A CREEP

>tfw knowing the girl you love is out right now
>she probably kissed someone
>the last thing she said to you was "I love you, but I have to let you go for now"

I'm entering 2017 being a lean, mean, fucking savage. No more feelings and shit, just drugs and women.

>drugs
Dropped

just coke family

In all honesty, I'm a weak bitch and will chicken out. But I do want to be more assertive, confident, and have a command presence this year.

I'm 6'0 140 lbs., so my top priority is E A T I N G

Cool, I want to do bungee jumping this year
We're all gonna make it

I kissed a man. Didn't plan on it but it happened. 2017 will bring me more of the same, I hope.

who the fuck is the autist that keeps making these threads, get some goals man.

>qt on-and-off gf bailed on me
>I hung out with her super hot friend all night instead
>bitch about our love lives together all night
>too afraid to make a move cause I've been sleeping with her best friend for the past year

I feel like she gives me signs but if I'm wrong I'll lose both girls and be fucked.

Coke isn't worth it, it's expensive as shit and cut more than a teenager with emotional issues

A redheaded sloot i have known for 5 years or so.
Not ideal tbqhwu pham

Y-You w-wouldn't know her

Sh-She doesn't shitpost on this board

Got mine from a bro


>nohomer

"user why is your face turning red?"

didnt want to kiss anybody because trying to be a faithful bf and my girl wasnt there.
pretty drunk, slutty girl starts grinding up to me n starts grabbing dick..
picked her up, put her on the kitchen counter and start making out, with her legs wrapped around my waist.
mfw only couple of hours into the newyear and I already cheated on my gf... dickhead confirmed..