2017: The Year of the GF

i be;eve it to behonest
it could be this easy
the path is ahead of you
you need merely walk it

So like, we're all worried about getting one. But what do we do when we have one??

>But what do we do when we have one??

Spend as much time as possible with her, whatever that may entail.

lads, how do i socialise at a party if i am completely out of the loop of all gossip and news?

tell jokes

if you don't know any jokes

purposely tell bad ones then laugh sincerely at them that way they laugh at the audacity.

Benis in bagina

obtain conversation
ask them to explain
listen and think, add humor
else, return to us
we are alone, together

Just get a fatty or turboslut on the side to punch your card so you're not spaghettimode

user I'm hyped for you! Not bullshitting at all man, go for it. You got this.

Thank you senpai, I really appreciate it! I really feel it, I only hope others can feel it for themselves - if not now then soon.

You just have to have courage, success can only come if you put some legit effort into it! Just trying to go over scenarios in my head like NYR qt's or at the pool or when I start school again this month.

This year will be the Chinese year of the Chicken

Are you gonna be a C(l)uck or a Cock, Veeky Forums?

Once you guys finally get a girlfriend, you'll realize that she was never going to save you. Women aren't a prerequisite to living a fulfilling life, brehs

GFs are a meme. All you need is a few close friends and some girls to fuck on the side or friends with benefits to be happy.

This will be me next year.
I'm perfectly content taking some time away from women

Friends are a meme

We all gonna make it brehs. We have to make it. Even if women are indeed a meme, we have no excuse until we experienced that shit ourselves.
I also desperately need someone to cuddle with.

Deus Vult, I guess

Guys, I scored a korean chicks number off tinder in like 4 lines, and she agreed to go on a date, where do I take her?

I'm autistic and have never actually gone on a date in my life, what do

Do something that's an activity, like mini golf or a movie.

If it's just coffee your autism will show more.

this time last year, i had a gf but then she sorta wrecked my heart in the summer

ambivalent about getting gf this year

Any other activities besides mini golf?
I feel like it'd be awkward for a first date to go to the movies and sit next to each other in silence tbqh

Bowling, or maybe arcade games.

Maybe things will go well with this cute twitter girl I have a crush on
I think she thinks my jokes are funny

Same. I'd have a hard time trusting a girl again. We'd have to take it super slow.

I don't think it's worth it.

my main takeaway from it is that it's pretty easy for women to flip flop on their feelings and then lie about how they do feel. they let their feelings guide them and then the logic infiltrates their brain down the line somewhere

>i haven't felt the same for a while
>i didn't want to hurt you
>it's just this isn't what i want right anymore
>i know what i said then and i meant it but but but

please just go get blacked and leave me alone

>tfw befriending a kawaii 12yo girl is frowned upon by society

>almost 2 am
>promised myself I'd start the year with a 6 am hike with doggers and then go to the gym
>almost 2 am
>still shitposting on Veeky Forums
>never gonna make it

I haven't talked to a girl that wasn't behind a counter at a gas station or bank in probably two months.

I can't lower myself to tinder and I don't work with any women. Not like I would talk to them even if I did.

you are very right, don't go to a movie for a first date. I would take her ice skating, personally.

not him, but do you g-guys have any other first date tips?

Grab her by the ass

Having a gf is a meme. Have some self respect and work hard

but that's lewd!

Aye

Do not question the edgy japanese cartoon characters.

You "can't lower yourself to use Tinder" but you've not had a fruitful conversation with a female in ages. Just download the app you mongoloid.

To all bros getting gf this year. Say goodbye to all your toiletpaper.

>start working at a new place
>cute girl works there too
>we start gravitating towards each other
>start smiling every time I see her
>got her number
>sometimes we end up talking for an hour after work
>I think I am falling for her Veeky Forums
>she has a bf

>the last time I had a gf it fucked me up
>tfw scared of falling in love again but when I see her all I can think about is how I want to be near her

>thanks for the feels 2017

If you're poor take her to coffee and a walk. Just keep the conversation going, be interested in her hobbies and shit

good one OP funny guy

every year I've spent with a girlfriend i still felt empty inside deep down

Maybe get rid of those fantasies entirely?
The real deal will be better anyways.