NoFap 2017

Who is in it for a fap free year?
Starting today. Register ITT and post progress.

Started the 22nd of Dec. reporting in

Count me in coach.

gonna try, sempai.

Maybe if I had a gf, but I'll focus on no porn. And fap once a month

My goal is once every two weeks and no porn. That might get lowered to once a week.

Stay strong mate!

Remember, the goal is to get a gf who can help you out, not to just fap a bit less.

I have to masturbate before work everyday or I will start fucking the girls that work under me. It effects my work negatively if I don't masturbate. I'll go to the female employees desk and everything become sexualized in my head. She'll start talking and all I'll be able to think about is her gagging on my cock.

mastrubator has the grip strength to hold onto the cliff and pull himself up.
he doesn't need the bearded man

The bearded man is Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, you ignorant slut.

I haven't fapped in 4 hours and i feel like my dick is going to explode
help

Last fap was on December 30, this year I'll be doing it once a month, so next one if Jan 30.

Lets get it.

Got home from party, fucked my girl and then jerked off

Just gonna keep doing no porn

more sensible goal tbqh

9 days ago I started abstinence for one week. 2 days ago I fapped with my flesh light to my fantasy. I'd like to go on like these. Weekly fap only.

Tfw when its not even 8 hours into 2017 and you've already busted TWO nuts to some hypeass VR porn with the headset you got for christmas

Joining in, just gonna have sex in 2k17... Well until the new chick gets boring, around mid February

>Tried nofap before
>Lasted about 10 days
>Hurts to cum
>Well that was weird
>Try again, last about 10 days
>Hurts to cum again

What's that about?

gonna try

std? what hurts?

Stds aren't a problem for me.

It's hard to explain, it felt like my cock and balls were cramping as I came.
It's a very odd but definitely unpleasant sensation.

Don't listen to nofap nuts. Your body was made to function. If you don't move everyday, walking will hurt. If you don't open your eyes everyday, seeing will hurt. Same goes for your dick. If you're not fapping or having sex, cumming will hurt.

Tried NoFap many times. Best I ever managed was a 50 day streak.

I no longer try and do it, its simply pointless. As a single man with zero female contact and a chronic high test obsession, I simply have to relieve myself on a daily basis otherwise I would probably kill myself

>otherwise I would probably commit a crime
Fixed that.

That fall ain't that high if Jesus can be visible on the ground, he'll be fine.

>noporn

going for it

Maybe Jesus is at the edge of another pit.

Nah, I work around pits all the time, Jesus would be making out with a badger if there was another pit there.

So never masturbate because if you're ever hanging over a cliff, Jesus MIGHT save you? I think I'd rather live a happy masturbation-filled life and die at that bottom of that cliff. Or better yet, fall, break my legs and masturbate until I die.

Can someone explain the point of no fap?

no

To stop wasting all that dick protein in your socks so you have more energy to go out and look for actual partner to waste it on.

Also checked those devil trips.

Watching excessive amounts of porn fucks up your brain. NoFap is meant to fix the damage. We don't have a problem with masturbation, just porn, but quitting masturbation while ressetting is reccomended.

Thats not how your body works, you are continuously making and losing sperm using protein that is then just pissed out if its not used

>but quitting masturbation while ressetting is reccomended.
why

Its not good to forcefully get it out when you're bored either. Especially to people who do it like 2-3 times a day.

That's why wet dreams happen, so your body does it on its own.

>tfw it's 2am Jan 2nd
>already jacked off 7 times in 2017 and about to go for round 8

this so fuckin much

registering, going to start 2nd Dec.

>Stopped fapping for 10 days
>fapped on December 29 & 31 because I keep seeing girls as sexual objects that I need to calm myslef down
>came fucking hard and produced a lot of sperm
>NoFap January begins


NoFap means I ain't gonna touch my dick for sexual stimulation, but rather I'll buy myself a fucking whore instead for sexual relief.

Let's do this Veeky Forums!

I WILL NOT FAP

nice science brother XD
Masturbate everyday, got it

when masturbate, one wants to look at porn

>falling for the 'no-fap' troll/meme
Don't do it, m8s, it's a trap

If I don't fap in the morning it just screws up my whole day.

I'm doing NoPorn instead. Sign me up sarge.

friends I'm actually committing to nofap for as long as I can this year

long time lurker too

my gf sucking me off doesn't count so hopefully that will keep me sane

let's do this bros

tfw from all the muscle ups I've been doing I can climb up by myself

+1 for NoPorn