Brehs,`you have 30 secs to explain why do you dont want a gf like this?

Brehs,`you have 30 secs to explain why do you dont want a gf like this?

because i want to be the person with the biggest penis in the relationship

>being this bluepilled


Well, i would like to be fucked by her, i know that.

Because she skips hip days.

I would suck her masculine clit like a fucking popsicle no hetero

Most extremely fit women are insane. Most women are insane as well, but not as bad as the fit ones.

>gf
>g

All that dead weight up top means I'll be slowing myself down to stay beside her on bike rides

hello from /n/

>shoulders wider than hips.

natasha is too lean for me personally

Besides a fat one, I'm open to all kinds of gf.

mattie cakes

she a qt

fuark i want a thicc crossfit gf so bad

Because I'm not a repressed homosexual.

i do want one like that

but my irl gf has body dysmorphia (the bad kind) and wants to stay smol forever

Sauce?

Am i the only one who thinks her face in the first pic looks exactly like beautiful squidward?

Why would I date a woman on anavar / T?

I like fit chicks that are natural, I'm not some fag with a roid click fetish lmao.

kinda does

>not homosexual
>browses fit
choose one and only one

Clit*

>brooke wells
image search u dingus

I *don't* want a gf like that at all, I want a gf like pic related.

>tfw no qt cyclist gf

cause she looks like she could beat up brad pitt from fight club who most men aspire to look like

fuarkk

cause i have a girlfriend like this

I can't. Fit women are lesbians.

vapidwhore.jpeg

Her steroid abuse addiction isnt really that good for anyone, especially her chin.

Because they only like guys more shredded than them. I would like one.

She has great insertions. Shame she wasn't born a man.

I'd like to be lifting buddies with her, but probably not gf.

fuck nikki she did goomah dirty

>do you dont

kill yourself illiterate fuckface

I'm not attracted to men.

Girls this muscly are the girls that you have a one night stand with and then your buddies say how gross she is being so jacked but you try to justify it by saying how tight her pussy was

I'm not a faggot

chest is gross
legs look like soneone rolled clay in the hands into a tube for fun and left it in the sun

I don't want a gf at all.

Also it took me 5 hours, what are you gonna do about it?

She's becoming a man. All that test she's pinning is going to catch up to her.

>5'2"
lel

I don't date 'chicks' with obvious mental illnesses like that

you know, I've choked on shemale's cock before, and yet I hate to say that I'm not gay enough for a gf like that

sterons ruin women health. I would want someone who values their health

That bitch would be incredibly hard work. Ive dated fit chicks but I'd never date one obsessed with it like she clearly is. Goodbye Pub meals, beers with friends, nights out, cheat meals and hello chicken breast and broccoli date nights in with ice water and an early night. Fuck that.

because i want a gf like this

I would but she doesn't diet down or take roids

>aerialist gf with that tight core

tattoos disgust me.

I'm the m-man in the r-relationship

Because I don't want to come home to this every evening

Because she dosent go for guys like me

looks delish desu

sauce?

you serious nigga

but that's hot as fuck bruh

yes

Because I love chubby girls like those found on stufferdb. I lift in order to be able to pick them up normally.

>>>>Pub meals, beers with friends, nights out, cheat meals and hello chicken breast and broccoli
>not getting a burger with no bun and soup chili or veggies on the side anyway
>drinking beer
>needing to go out every night
>not enjoying chicken and broccoli
>not enjoying a full 8 hours sleep
never going to make it.

Disgusting.

Because i like girls

Karen Zaremba

Would you happen to have sauce for pic related?

disgusting desu

I'm gay

goddess

But I do. They're unicorn though and hooking up with the girls from your gym is a bad idea

...

shouldn't you like her then?

What do you mean?

That enlarged clit poking out.

10/10 would let her dominate me and then take her to family reunions and then when they give me shit for being a lesbian have her beat the shit out of my entire family.

shes literally perfect
her tits must be wierd though

body like a muscular dude?

Freddly?

Then why are you on Veeky Forums?

Dude I'd fuck anything. So...

thats my gym booooyss

>Veeky Forums
>having the choice of women
Hell, most of the guys here are happy if the female responds with hello instead of dialing 911

I'd like to have children

I'd buy her protons and sterons and feed her errday until she grew bigger than me and could do whatever she wanted

She looks like a man.
And i don't like men.
I like WOMEN
With narrow shoulders
Slim wait
Big breasts
Big hips
Huge ass

And i like traps too.

L O W T E S T
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Because I want a gf like this

>hello chicken breast and broccoli date nights in with ice water and an early night
But thats exactly what i want!

why is this oddly arousing to me?

what the fuck are you doing to me, Veeky Forums?

why are the gainz changing me WHAT IS HAPPENING

What's happening is I need sauce and I can't find it.

>That
>Chubby
Fucking amerilards

>being scared of strong looking women

would not gf, but i'd bang the fuck out of her desu.

...

Tattoos and roid rage.

more clit pic please :)

But i want gf like this.

I'd kill for a gf like this

this is more of my taste

oh god

Dudes?

hey can you delete this post?

me on the left

This is a trap free board, gay boy.

We don't train traps, we don't fuck traps and we don't post traps.

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