Post in this thread or no gf in 2017

pls

me

want a bf

post

2017 is the year of a qt thicc gf, r-right Veeky Forums?

K

K

Fucked a hottie last night brahs but shes a whore so probably no gf with her

For some reason Im getting a ridiculous amount of attention from women whenever I go out all of a sudden

Ive been lifting and chewing mastic gum and I think it's the mastic gum that's increasing my attractiveness

I think my whole face is gaining muscle and since it's more muscular, it's pulling the asymmetry out of my skull if that is possible. Everything looks more symmetrical and stronk

Fuck corey

Kill chris

This is the year

:F

This is the year that I make it.

I was already close this year.

ayy lmao

Ok

Just making sure.

posting

i can hope r-right?

Pls work

trips and we all get gfs

dubs or better and we all get gfs

I know it won't make a difference but I'm desperate enough to try

...

I just want it to end

But I already have a gf

do it

k

t-t-this is gonna be my year guys

Hah, I'm not posting in your gainsgoblin thread you fucking degenerate

Does it work for bf?

I'll take a gf, yea

we're all gonna make it right bros? RIGHT!?
>tfw too smart for a gf

I thought this was Veeky Forums, not /r9k/

in for moosefix-esque gf

Depends, are you in london?

fit is r9k tries to better themselves

Pls ;_;

who /morethanonefriendswithbens/ here

pls let it be that strong chick from my gym with the special snowflake haircut who I think does MMA

>bragging about degeneracy

Keep it in the closet with fagosexuality.

i think i have a shot at this middle-aged iranian woman at work.

she's like 45 and a muslim, but she's cute and super friendly towards me. i suspect she's starved for male attention and hasn't had a dick for years and years.

It would be a welcome change for sure

incoming gf

please help

Nothing cheers me up than to know that normie girls have such low standards for fit.

Hopefully it works. In.

Please

HOO YAH

I can't take it anymore... Here's a story from last year
>dont have facebook, I'm 22, 6ft06, 200 lbs, training for 2 years
>transfered to a new group in my university
>really miss old colleagues, do not talk to anybody from new group
>start talking to 7.5/10 girl, just general chit-chat
>she starts sitting next to me and a week later, showed me pictures of herself half-naked on the beach during a break between lectures
>on same day just decided to go for it and started making out with her and convinced her to go to my house
>the air conditioner is on, we're watching Wrong Turn 3 on the tv, it ends, air conditioner stops working for some reason and I cover her legs with a blanket I found because I could clearly tell she was feeling cold
>start making out again, get to 2nd base, she doesn't want sex on first date, I play it cool
>with her 2 days later at a park, we talk, make out with her again in front of her house before leaving
>she has a birthday coming up in 1 week and I've got only 100 $ in me ( 95 $ costs Whey Gold Standard 2kg in my country)
>for some reason, re-activate my facebook and search her there
>find her profile with only slut photos of her 95 % naked
>decide to buy protein and break up with her over text on next day to save myself from getting cucked and killing myself afterwards.

Hopefully if I play my cards right, she'll take me back next semester. I just hope I gave her enough time and space.

this is our year desu senpai

k

o-okay

Dubs and I lose my virginity this year.

based

this is the year.

If you say so

One gf please

pls work

I don't need to submit to your superstitions fag.

Lets see

Pls work

this is the year of kys, i can feel it

>gains over dames
This niggas gonna make it

a good start for 2017

>Go to a new year's eve party at a friend's house
>Ex-gf is there with her friends because of common friends
>She broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her, which I wasn't, and then tried to get back together but I refused.
>Fucked her once after the break up and ignored her ever since.
>Start talking with one of her friends who I always thought is a qt.
>Small talk evolves into light flirting as alcohol starts kicking in.
>Kiss her on the lips at midnight.
>Ex-gf is staring at us.
>iflookscouldkill.jpg
>Keep talking and dancing with qt all night long.
>Heavily make out with her after ex-gf leaves the party.
>Been texting all day long and going on a date on Wednesday.
>She wants to keep it secret until she finds out a way of telling it to ex-gf.

I don't know if I should feel like a jerk, but I feel awesome and really like this girl.

...

I'm so close

pls world.

dubs and everyone gets a gf but me

is that physically possible to clean up without getting piss on you?

pls kek grant me >1 gf

ohhh yeahhhh

Sounds like you made it bro :]

Fuck the girl that fucked with my feelings this whole year, her ass and tits felt good tho

feel you

gf pls

Dubs and everyone who posted here gets a qtgf

2017 will be the year of tfw yesgf

...

this

if dubs 10/10

Posted

2017 better be my year

The hero we all deserve

I believe, i think i'm ready for a gf.

K keep me posted

pls let me keep her

nice

Dope.

this is the year my dudes

best taste m8

>implying this works

Nice