/fraud/

good luck with the oil embolism retard

inserting a needle through a vein is not the same as pinning inside a vein, retard

with the care you inject i'd doubt you'd even notice.

retard

>tfw wife is pregnant
>tfw possibly putting another fucking white male into existence

mirin that hard, do her tits look better when shes preggo

>tfw one day waifu will say knock me up baby

I bet you unironically thinks aspirating is necessary or even useful, too

>ass irrelevant
no

long hair and titties are the most feminine parts of a girl

pregnant sex is the bees knees up until 8th month

call me a fiend I so do not give a fuck

Gotta get some decently wide hips though, otherwise the risk of complications goes up.

must be hot af, titties swelling with milk

are your wives into suckling

>one detail being important rules out the others

Of course the general, whole look counts. But if she has a pancake or too ghettofat ass I will mind it.

I don't know, she's not that far along yet.

Someone fill me in on glandsboy. Last I heard he was heading to a specialist.

Digging in the archives will be a pain since he posts frequently. I just am in for the drama. Thanks

>how does one get into steroids
>how do I get steroids
>difference between legal and illegal steroids
>Side effects
>Is it really worth it
>Is Creatine natty?

please answer

>"i dont want kids user, hahaha, too much work !"

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

YOU EMAIL ME SO I CAN SAVE FOR THE BABIES

Never heard about such, but then again mine has an ass like a horse so wide hips should not be an issue.

No, but neither am I.

>>how does one get into steroids
They get into you

>>how do I get steroids
Ask that huge, red faced, sweaty guy at your gym.

>>difference between legal and illegal steroids
Cost mostly

>>Side effects
Possible heart and cardiovascular complications. Possible neurological complications. Possible gyno

>>Is it really worth it
No we just stick needles in our asses as kinky fetish shit

>>Is Creatine natty
As long as you don't bypass the liver by injecting it. If you inject it then it's 10x the effects and solidly unnatty

the swelled up titties are so hot, milk must taste good and be good for gains desu

>how does one get into steroids
4chins, reddit, local roider
>how do I get steroids
4chins, reddit, local roider
>difference between legal and illegal steroids
No clue what you are talking about. Simple stuff like test is legal with a prescription. some countries have over the counter test. Give me some examples of legal steroids.
>Side effects
Injected steroids: Cardiovascular issues, Neurological issues, Gyno,
Oral steroids: Liver problems, all of the above.
>is it really worth it
a good cycle yes, babby's first oral cycle no.
>is creatine natty?
Yes, its a dietary supplement. Meats contain creatine but in very small quantities. Using creatine basically is like a vitamin D supplement when you are deficient in Vitamin D.

Hey guys, would someone be so kind as to help off a complete steroid noob into making a good 4 week short cycle?

I need to get in the best possible visible shape (and athletic shape) in 4 weeks, i'm going to Europe on a snowboarding trip and I will be living with 4 girls, who are pretty damn hot, plus a Model friend will also be coming on and/off to the place, plus all the post-snowboarding parties.

Anyway, a completely vain reason.

I thought of doing Test and Dbol, same dosage as a normal 12 week cycle, but cut it short at 4 weeks.

Training would include lifting at my lunch break, one muscle group (just 45 minutes to train) and i'd do Crossfit in the afternoon (I consider that cardio, since I won't be running much because I want the most amount of gains and vascularity possible).

So, would T and Dbol be enough? or should I add something else? also PCT should be the same as with a 12 week cycle, right?

Just to clarify, I already train, it's not like i'm coming off the couch, but my training schedule is mostly cardio (Boxing, MMA, BJJ, Running, swimming and on and off lifting/crossfit just to diversify a bit) so I'm clearly not the muscle bound kind of guy you'll find in this thread :p

>Possible gyno
ew, no thanks

Okay thanks (You)

What excatly is a gyno? Something to do with mantits I think

What can I take to just get more muscle mass and I could buy right now legally (bongland)

What do you mean by a "good cycle"

>What excatly is a gyno?
Growth of breast tissue in men. It can be avoided if you're not an idiot.

>What can I take to just get more muscle mass and I could buy right now legally (bongland)?
Whey protein. It's legal to possess steroids in England but buying them without a prescription is illegal.

Four weeks is a really short time for a cycle. What's your age, years spent lifting seriously, and percent bodyfat?

SAUCE. I seem to recognize her somehow but the name escapes me in my hungover state.

Gyno is the development of breast tissue by excess estrogen. basically simple said, steroids break down to estrogen in the body which in turn can cause that. You have other medicine you can use to combat excess estrogen.

>What can I take to just get more muscle mass and I could buy right now legally (bongland)
Unless your test levels are under average there is no "legal" way of getting steroids. The purchasing of steroids is a lot less dangerous than selling it.

>What do you mean by a "good cycle"
Jesus you really are a newfag. anyway, a cycle is a schedule of about 8-16 weeks in which a person takes their steroids. lets take an example with a standard 250mg/week test enanthate cycle.

this means that every 3.5 days the person will inject 125mg test enanthate for 8-16 weeks. after this they will start "PCT", post cycle therapy. You take Nolva/Clomid for a definite amount until your test levels bounce back to normal.

Some people also take medication for excess estrogen such as Aromasin Or Arimidex everytime they inject.

It tastes kinda weird (not bad, just... different) and yes it is neat for gains but you’d need to guzzle it by the liter, contamination and storage issues aside. There is actually a black market for raw breast milk online but hahaha fuck no.

is your wife into it?

god, i need to get a gf

>eat vegetables instead of just chicken rice oats etc
>Get violently ill

I bet the FUCKING jews poisoned my broccoli

I’m so nah. Tasted it for science though, was weird but interesting. No sizable gains sadly kek

Also checking dem trips.

Hips too narrow can make c-sections more likely or even mandatory.

>Not impregnating a small harem so that you have a constant supply of thick creamy pure gains

What are you even doing with your life man?

i know

im going to ask every girl i meet how many kids they want, if its not at LEAST 4, theyre getting the boot

no babies till i'm fiscally solvent

Look into cult indoctrination techniques. Shit worked for John Smith and Muhammy, plus Lubbard.

If it works for absolute retards like those it should work for you. Guaranteed loyal to a fault constantly trying to please you qts who carry out your every order as if it were the will of God.

>bouncing last night by myself
>3, 2, 1
>Happy New Year!!!

>Everyone is laughing and kissing and hugging
>Remember the chick I love moved away with her bf that she hates but won't leave
>Remember the girl I was fucking for a few weeks told me to go easy on her because she got dicked too hard by somebody else the night before
>Remember another girl I was fucking told me she couldn't talk the other night because she was on a date
>Realize how pathetically alone I am
>Literally almost start crying

Not like I loved the other bitches or that we were exclusive but wtf is wrong with women? "Don't ask don't tell" at the very least god damn.

Going to the gym to kill the bad vibes now

And to top it all off I'm ISP/range banned from Veeky Forums on my phone for some fucking reason

>im going to ask

*Tell* them how many kids you plan on having.

theyre gonna change their answer based on what you say, i want the TRUTH

Sounds like you need some aromasin.

Aaah I see, yeah that’s possible (although not as big a factor as some think). I for some reason understood your post as narrow hips being bad for pregnant sex and was fucking confused.

Haven't been on AI at all in months but I'm cruising and felt like I haven't needed it.

Maybe I do.

Just because you don't have tits doesn't mean your estrogen is low, you might still need a bit of AI. Especially if you're tearing up over some random pussy or lack thereof.

I like your style.

hahahahaha

Normally I can tell emotionally when I need some but this shit snuck up on me out of nowhere. I'll jump back on for a bit and see what happens. Only have adex now unfortunately

>Haven't been on AI at all in months
got bad news for you son

Meh, just take a little bit and see what happens. Then again despite what we'd like to believe here there are problems in life not rooted in hormone levels.

Thoughts on short 2 to 4 week cycles? I'm thinking about running tren ace and dbol at 50/50 ED for 4 weeks. My real question is how much pct is needed? 2 weeks?

Tren and dbol? That's an odd combination.

From all of my reading, they apparently go very well together and are like the whole is greater than sum of the individual parts type of thing. 50/50 is better than 100 mg tren or 100 mg dbol.

>Especially if you're tearing up over some random pussy or lack thereof.
usually two things i notice happen that let me know my estro is too high
1. watching a show and getting a lot of feels from it
2. think to myself " i haven't cried in a while"

Stoya lemme fund babies. How do I get email

I wasn't almost homeless, I was homeless. and that was this year. Well I guess now technically last year, but yeah only several months ago.

Sounds cliche but its always darkest before the dawn is really true shit. Keep your head up lads. The lot of us are all still young and are supposed to be going the hardest trials and tribulations of our lives. Most people don't truly get their shit together till their 30s or late 20s

Anyone have thoughts on SARMs, especially MK 677?
I've been lifting for 9 years, and this seems more appealing to me than even test. It agonises ghrelin, which increases both appetite and GH secretion.

>buying from stoya

meme compound.

>I've been lifting for 9 years
post body so we can all laugh

timestamp only

Cap pls you are unrelentless

Just send me some free mk677 and ill shill for you like i did stoya

>cap making shill so obvious it goes full circle and becomes effective again
so fucken meta

>ill shill for you like i did stoya
lots of newfriends here who don't know who you are

that honestly makes it more fun

>tfw same feel and T-2 months until impregnation of qtczgf

Little baby ThomasT is going to be shorter, hairier, balder, uglier, and weaker than his dad

slav master race

fucking jealous of pregnant sex t b h

just wanna fugg qt preggo gf

the scariest part of this thread is imagining you and stoya as fathers

I'm gonna be a fucking great dad

>force qtczgf to eat clean 'chicken/broc/egg' style diet and maintain her active lifestyle for embryotic gains
>continue whole/natural foods trend throughout childhood
>homeschool only, propaganda free in rural community
>teach child to hunt and be self sufficient
>this entire time raise him with 'anti-aging' dose of growth hormone
>start him on B&C for life after puberty naturally begins
>introduce low dosages of tren in cycles throughout

I'm going to raise a conqueror

either that or a serial killer

>inb4 hgh in baby formula to ensure no manlet
>inb4 pinning “vitamins” eod to ensure no schoolyard bullying
>inb4 keto shampoo with fake winnie pooh stickers to ensure no baldlet
>inb4 putting lead or cast iron into plushies to ensure lifting lifestyle early on
>inb4 mewing as a fun game to ensure majestic jawline

Like a mother forcing her daughter to become the ballerina she never was, except INCREDIBLY more awful and horrifying.

I love how your shitposting essentially will just give him even more ideas, re:

>>homeschool only, propaganda free in rural community
please never actually do this

brainwashing a kid is easy as hell as his parent, you don't need to cut him from social activities and turn him into a homeschooled weirdo

elaborate on the family matching bullshit

are you literally trying to breed like cattle

>turn him into a homeschooled weirdo
he is one himself and that surely did not go wrong huehue

Is moving to Eastern Europe to start a family the red pill? I was thinking I'd have a chance in Montana, not sure though baka

I just want a big family, a farm, and guns

BAKA DESU

>homeschooled weirdo
hey I was homeschooled and look how I turned out see:^)

in all seriousness though, I don't mean to cut socialization entirely. Extracurriculars would be commonplace. Besides, I don't want to taint him by interacting with the niggers/spics/other abominations flooding public schools

private school may be an option, depends

kek no, she's coming to see me in the US by working as an Au Pair here for 2 years. So she matches with a family to essentially be a nanny for their kids, she likes kids a lot.

Took her a while to find one near me

only a handful of months now, going on about five.

>I don't think any college girls want babies

she's dropping out of college in the CR to come take care of her Au Pair families kids and live with me during the rest of the time, kek

plus she loves kids and 'wants a family before 25 at the latest'

22 now

>>inb4 putting lead or cast iron into plushies to ensure lifting lifestyle early on
>“hey trennis, you only get dinner if you manage to pick up your 50lb teddy 5 times in a row!”

That is actually fantastic.

How'd you even meet

TRENNIS

I misquoted, she said 28, not 25.

>trennis
fuck

force eastern europe to come to you, so you can enjoy freedomland still :^)

the magical world of auto-scripting mass messages to girls on OKC, kek

So you've never met irl?

Eastern Europe generally sucks big juicy donkey balls for a vast selection of reasons.

Lots of genetically interesting wifey material if you know where to look though so if your sole concern is offspring outcome, c’mere breh

not yet, skype usually every night is about it

we got drunk last night on skype together

both lonely fucking weirdos

Only problem is they'd just pump and dump me for $$$

Might have to try this

Are you model tier or something

I'm literally a fat autistic bald manlet

if I can do it anyone can t b h

Ive been cruising for 6 months
Vascular as fuck now while cutting
Took jacket off at Club last night
Chick i was talking to clinged to my arms all night
Make out, ass grab i was almost all in
Shows me to her friends and they go talk
Calls me a fuck boy and leaves with her friends
Jerk off in car

What the hell is a fuck boy, and what to say when girl accuses you of it

Your hair grew back? Isn't CR well off, why does she want to mkve to USA

Well there’s enough of them and nothing really costs more than a venti latte in the US.

Get a harem, cull the gold diggers early on.

>tfw captcha has a pic of a nearby mountain I recognize instantly
DEUS VULT

Test usually takes 2-3 weeks to "kick in"
Dbol isn't worth it imo, too bloated and estrogenic sides
Id go with 50 to 100mg avavar

Where do you live user?
They prob look down on USA baby fever guys DESU

>hair grew back

it kinda did, not really sure why. Didn't start doing anything for it yet.

>isn't CR well off
shit wages compared to here, not a lot of job opportunities for advanced fields. Granted everything is much cheaper to account for this, and the country is fairly nice itself

she says it's starting to get infested with niggers though, at least in the urban areas (her exact words were 'fucking gypsies') and she just wants to see what the US has to offer.

She says there's also a very large feeling of resent towards the new political systems ever since the fall of communism there, and that most people there want to return to communism

Id say test A and tren A at some stupidly high dose is the only way youre going to make gains that quick, if you want to look bigger chuck dbol in for good measure. This WILL have shitty consequences, like spots and gyno and all sorts of fun.

Or, you do a normal dbol test cycle but cut it at 4 weeks and see no real visible progress.

>looking down on baby fever guys
Get her pregnant, shotgun wedding literally three seconds after sperm hits egg. No worries, at least in rural areas.

As for my country, currently Romania. If Detroit were a whole country, run by gypsies, but still beautiful landscape wise. Am born Ukranian though but huge parts of it are pro russian as fuck so would not recommend for making america great again even with the whole hacking BS kek

Interesting, do you see many Americans doing this?

>tfw you haven't worked out in a week from all the holiday shit + gym being closed
HELP