So user

>so user
>what do you do with your free time besides work out?

right hook fat people

Work in

I autistically avoid other activities to avoid the marginal detrimental effects they could theoretically have on my next workout.

Why am I on a date with this ugly brat?

i also lift weights and laugh at cardio fags during rest times

>not much
>what do you do with your free time besides going to Starbucks and sitting on Facebook?

Underrated

eat you're pussy

This desu

besides?? wanna see my pecs dance i can only do it when i get a sick pump like i did this morning, i can bench 310 you know

Normally I'd read fantasy and philosophy shit and also watch manime also I write neo-noir/sci-fi short stories
>inb4 le fedora meme
But yeah so what i have a decent social life any way

For dating tips and advice, I recommend the following boards:
and since shitposting seems to be right up your alley:
Enjoy your first day on Veeky Forums!

have sex and do drugs

Convince myself a penis can be feminine.

This

Make a lot of money.

Is studying a sociably acceptable answer? I'm a fucking nerd who does nothing except work out and study desu.

Fucking underrated.

Op, this is all true -
>Hey, yeah. Kayak, photography, work on my motorcycle, write a bit, read a book a month on top of studying at my research university to get into med school to be an oncologist someday. I love Hugo and Rand. Hume is probably my favorite philosopher(tips fedora). And GAWD I love standup. I've open micced a few times. I like making people laugh. I also play three instrument at a high level most poeple can't imagine exists and used to be an internationally traveled professional musician until I decided to become a doctor. I also love road trips, and just took several thousand miles alone across the US in my convertible sports car that I will probably love more than you. It was amazing. So what do you like to do?"

>Wow! That's Amazing! Well, I like to drink coffee at starbucks and watch netflix. I'm getting a certification in phlembotomy.

>What else do you like to do?

>I dunno. Marry a doctor and do nothing after my vagina has dried up I guess. Just looking for a man with everything so I can trade it for use of my wet holes, basically, and perhaps take him for all he is worth after we have been married a few years.

I am bitter, no doubt, but you can't talk to people IRL about this shit. It's as mournful as it is sinister. Kindof a cruel joke on relationships no one talk's about.

Mopeds, Martial arts.

Of course, as long as you can talk in depth about what you study and have a feel of the conversation.

Writing and drawing, but that doesn't interest you because it makes no money.

>oh so that's why you smell like sweat and gas

kek

This is a dysfunctional mindset that will lead you into a lonesome middle age. Adenauer said "take people as they are, there are no other ones", and the same applies to women. You can shove your superiority/inferiority tropes right up your ass because that's not at all what happiness in life or love/romance/sex/partnership is about in any way.

Maybe it's because people here are 19 on average. I'm 30, I would know.

> listening to millenials.

heh, well hun I like to enjoy and critic animation from the far east on my favorite international online public forum

underrated

Penetrate women

I enjoy donating my time to the Gatewood children's home. I teach austistic kids how to be themselves.

Eat and sleep.

>Mopeds
you also enjoy getting your sphincter stretched, don't you?

>literally half this board

When I'm not masturbating to tranny porn I spend most of my time shitposting on an anonymous anime imageboard. Now let me tell you about the jews and their lies.

Watch netflix, read and listen to historical podcasts. Kinda want to get back into video games though

You poor fucking delusional bastard.

Go back to Barney and friends.
Let the adults talk.

I'd rather die alone than let myself be taken advantage of by some roastie

masturbate

You're not bitter, just immature. You'll either grow out of it or stubborn yourself into isolation.

You are projecting like a bitch, mate.

I mean, I get this is fucking Veeky Forums, but understand I date no more than three women at a time because it is a lot to keep up with, am wildly popular and good looking.

You just have no idea, lol.

I assume you are eating chicken tendies right now and fapping to dick girls like all the other autistics here. Also, I don't even believe you squat.

Eat lunch with condescending bitches, apparently.

>implying women care about what you are into as long as you're good looking

>Implying women don't really want a pudgy bread winner to raise their manlets and harlots

>implying they should be allowed to choose partners rather than arranging a marriage via family

I've been learning how to play the piano and I plan on taking up some kind of craft soon. I was thinking of taking a course in either blacksmithing or woodworking, maybe eventually both.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Fap vidya contemplate existence look for job shoot guns

I'm a girl and I think this is really cool, aside from the manime.

This.
She's hideous.

Neither of these is wrong, or refute my original post.

Just like you I watch netflix in my spare time. What do you say we go back to your place cuddle on your couch with a bottle of red wine and a box of magnum condoms? I go down.

I paint little designs on bottle caps

Play video games, do acro yoga and watch terrible movies. If I start talking about acro yoga and if they aren't a super active person I've already made myself seem like the person that does more shit

Seriously just have a few interests outside of the norm and you're already doing better than 95% of the population

Reading and piano if we are talking specifically non fitness related.

Muay thai, lifting, and running marathons if those fall under the spectrum of 'working out'

Photography, i'll show you some of my prints.
I'm also decent at making 3d models on zbrush, ive been at it for 9 years now.
I read an hour or two every day and am currently reading the works of schopenhauer.
What are your hobbies?
>If they include browsing facebook all day and watching netflix then you have nothing worth contributin except sex. Ill just fuck you and not message you again like every girl i've met on these fucking dating sites.

>not knowing Veeky Forums and /r9k/\/adv/ are sisterboards
Hownu.ru

>Oh you know... I like to go on adventures and hang out with friends and family. What about you?

>omg same haha we should totally fuck

I masturbate. Like a lot. Like a seriously problematic amount... I'm jacking it right now

>blacksmithing or woodworking, maybe eventually both
pretty rad stuff, user

>If they include browsing facebook all day and watching netflix then you have nothing worth contributin except sex. Ill just fuck you and not message you again like every girl i've met on these fucking dating sites.
sad but true. still top kek

Anime is the endgame hobby though.

I don't understand, is this supposed to be a hard question to answer? I mean, do you really have no hobbies apart from working out?

>the current year
>expecting women to have hobbies besides clubbing and watching movies

Do anime, books, videogames and movies count? Also Judo, hopefully soon.
I mean, most men are ONLY interested in watching sport games and they seem to be able to get a girlfriend/wife. At the end of the day there isn't much difference between watching muscular 3D men playing some sport and tough 2D guys fighting evil or some shit like that.

Welcome to Veeky Forums

Well I can't exactly say masturbating to degenerate shit and downloading movies that I'll never watch

Woodworking is more practical if you ever want to actually make stuff. Smithing will give you the grip of the gods though.

Cry and whine on Somalian mongoose lifting forums about my height

Does the Facebook filename trick still work?

This. Last 5 women I've dated could have been carbon copies once you take away the 1 or 2 defining factors. Social media rules the female youth

I like to engage in male companionship.

Whats your pro noun? I dont want to offend you.

>Think about working out
>Watch people workout on youtube
>Flex in the mirror to see my workout gainz
>Read workout magazines
Oh....
>And vidya.

Smooth as cocoa butter.

oh

I was at a girls place the other day. We work together and she had invited me home for dinner. I feel like she wants to date me but I honestly didn't care.

She's always in a good mood and there isn't really anything negative about her personality that I've seen yet. She's a nice girl I guess but three years younger than me and quite fat.

I was there for four hours and honestly the thought of fucking her crossed my mind a few times, but I didn't want to put in the effort to get her to bed. That's when I realized I'll never be able to find someone because I keep my standards too high despite not being in high demand myself.

>"Walk out on dates with complete munters like you FAAAM"

Seriously OP, i know you're faggot with a cum-addled brain, but can't you at least get a nice looking pic for your fuckass thread.

Kys you semen-slurping cock-jester.

you're*

Well i'm 31 and I say you're a fag.

>not isolating yourself and being a ball of rage and barely suppressed violence
Wew laddie.

yeah well I'm 31 too and I say he's spot on mate

Holy shit, you sound like a huge faggot.

32 year old here. You are objectively wrong.

I'd rather be alone than a slave to a useless whore, our cubs and the mandate of our gynocentric society.

...

Beyond lifting and swimming I my hobbies are vidya, masturbation, watching anime, reading 40k books and manga, collecting, painting etc. and playing with 40k miniatures.

Did I mention that I must hide my powerlevel

>white wine
Plebs

im 27 married and have a child. you're wrong I had to filter out tons of trash-tier women just to get a 6/10 that doesn't have bad habits. she still has 0 hobbies. women in general suck. if you find one that's intelligent you're fucked since she is usually a fish in bed.

just get the least shitty woman its all you can do if you're already 25+ or not rich

I used to believe all the /r9k/-shitposting about women being the ultimate whores and that they are braindead.

Got my shit together and was proven wrong. There are shit sluts out there, but it's not too hard to find a good woman. Hope you bro's find a good one too someday.

Pics or gtfo

kek

>Did I mention that I must hide my powerlevel
Literally why? There's no need to mention masturbation of course (that's a universal hobby) but why hide the rest?

I go to school 5 day a week and volunteer for a hospital one day of the week end. Last day is just running around doing errands and cleaning up the house

Women are humans just like us dudes, some are pretty shitty, some are pretty cool.
But no matter how cool or shitty they are, life affects them just like it affects you. Good girls will act like sluts every now and then and hurt people, shitty sluts will fall in love, be decent and make someone really happy every now and then. Its frustrating but truth is, its random. You gotta be lucky to pick a person in a good phase and you gotta work hard to keep that good phase going as long as you can and you have to be strong to be able to get over the real bad parts that will inevitably happen.

Life is what makes or breaks people.

I think making generalizations about 3.5 billion people is one of the silliest things you can do. It's not different from saying "men are all pigs, cheaters and they only want sex".

How fucking dare you insinuate that that my virgin echo-chamber is wrong. Take your reflected and adult opinions elsewhere.

Why hide warhammer?
Nigga' I keep my army in a god damn safe.
Hide that shit like Obama hides his lizardman gills

srsly who makes this retarded posts every day?

I make pic related

i was on the brink of ordering stuff to do this from amazon and then i thought it like buying a cat if you're a man. but they look good tho