Veeky Forums approved careers?

Veeky Forums approved careers?

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lol is this blackwater?

Dude I'm a computer programmer. You can still get fit sitting on your ass at work all day. I actually prefer it so I can kick ass at my work out and keep better track of my gains.

> giving back to the community

> fightzing to protect those who you love

Vs

> fixing and creating computer programs for the majority stakeholder

Military jobs are top tier fit approved jobs

>You can still get fit sitting on your ass at work all day

This. I work in customer service, let's me take it easy all day and I have plenty of energy for the gym before or after. Plus all of my coworkers admire my extreme noob gains because they're all out of shape.

*Shit approved

police officer in european countries

Military is the most cucky job out there. You're constantly following orders and you're risking either losing your life or you limbs for /pol/ reasons.

>lol is this blackwater?

That's a Brazilian cop. Yeah, regular cops get M16's over there.

>fighting to protect those who you love
this is what Americans actually believe

>neck smaller than his arms

one punch to the jaw and he's done. of course he needs that rifle

You mean

> Police office in new muslim countries.

It's a 3rd world country so I imagine they would.

>Sitting on your ass all day
>Not using a standing desk

But... muh athoritay

He's not a regular cop, he's a militar cop.

Military cop ARE regular cops in Brazil.

b8

I can taste all the neckbeards tears wishing they could serve there country but the US has one of the shittiest workers and the shittiest military in the world. That's why all you neckbeards here try to lash out on your own military.
>USA=KEKS
l8r faggots

> dem third world genes tho

Most western euro countries are third world countries and their cops don't carry M16s.

>third world genes
roids are not genes

>fighting for the jew
Ftfy

Regular cops are civil cops.

>the US has the shittiest military in the world.

> Regular cop in third world country
> Probably eats beans and rice for meals and supplements with whey here and there
> Trains for fun
> Respected by his community
> Would get more pussy in one minute in the US that I would in my entire life
> I could lift forever and I'd never reach that dude's manly status

Why even bother, I'm going to go put my .40 into my mouth and press the trigger as soon as I finish this post.

Farewell gents.

Brazil is particularly crime and poverty ridden. Olympic athletes were sleeping in filthy hotels and getting robbed in that hell hole.

>fighting to protect Halliburton's oil interests
ftfy

Civil cops are akin to detectives and specialized police. Civil Police is paid more than Military police.

Learn your police HUE HUE

how is his neck so small? does he only do curls and tricep extensions?

if he even dabbled in compounds with the amount of gear he's on his neck would be a fire hydrant

Sitting is the biggest killer in america

right on bro, i'm with you on this
USA sux

> Le weeaboo user who believes he is a fighting expert that genuinely thinks he could take a real man in a fight.

>fightzing to protect those who you love
Top tier indoctrination

I'm a firefighter, I'd say it's a pretty rewarding job

Living in Brazil is pain, it's like everyone is a bodybuilder and it's the minimum required for you to be considered by girls as an option.
I would rather live in USA were everyone is fat.

>2017
>wagecucking
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Nice try, pajeet

Have you ever being to Berlim - Germany?

been***
fucking english.

t. roiding pencilneck

>Living in Brazil is pain, it's like everyone is a bodybuilder and it's the minimum required for you to be considered by girls as an option.
>I would rather live in USA were everyone is fat.

I bet you would - any chance for parole?

spaghett!

I've been there.

As much as it pains me to admit, everyone over there also seems to have GOD LIKE genes.

I distinctively remember stepping out of my hotel once to walk o a beach, and a FUCKING 50 YEAR OLD FISHERMAN had 10 pack abs, swolle shoulders and massive forearms. He wasn't skinny, he was fucking swolle.

I never felt more embarased. Here am I, able to get supplements and proper training, being DYEL next to a 50 year old brazilian dude that catches fish with a net for a living.

Are you joking ? All your military are uneducated, poor, unfit and worst of all: shit healthcare.

Spending money on expensive gadget won't make it any better.

Don't blame yourself. As much as /pol/ would hate, Brazilians do have a good genetic background, they where colonized by the Portuguese, who at the time where a pretty beligerent people (having to fend off the more powerfull spaniards and french on their borders and winning and taking on the english with their navy). Later on they had a lot of German and Dutch immigration, a much recently, Italian and Japanese.

Then there is the facts that they intermingled with blacks, and slave culture was strong in Brazil (as in, physically imposing black slaves where more sought out for work capacity).

So basically Brazil has a bunch of good genes infected with HUE

Not him but it is implied that you must not be poor. If you are poor on a third world country you may as well kys or become lean and be the prison twink

I'm more inclined to believing it is the fact that everyone here is a manlet who eat rice and beans every day.

I'm studying to be a history teacher.
I can stand in every class and be a good rolemodel to new fit citizens

> fightzing to protect those who you love

Are there people who actually believe this?

>I'm more inclined to believing it is the fact that everyone here is a manlet who eat rice and beans every day
Only if you live in the northeast. People are huge back here in São Paulo, I'm 180cm and I feel like a little boy in my uni, it's even worse down in the south. When I travel to Salvador, Recife or some shithole like that I feel like a fucking giant.

>'m more inclined to believing it is the fact that everyone here is a manlet who eat rice and beans every day.

Average height in Brazil is 6'0.

Para de falar merda chupa pau de gringo.

I live in São Paulo. Stop lying.

Huge are the guys at Netherlands.

>A job which requires creativity and intellect

vs

>A job where you're brainwashed to obey everything you're told. Enjoy losing your legs and balls to an IED whilst your wife back home bangs Chad.

nah

>Spending money on expensive gadget
thats like 90% of modern military senpai

>fightzing to protect those who you love

10/10 would b b8ted again

The world is manlet if you compare to Netherlands. The world is dumb if you compare to China. The world is beautiful if you compare to India.
Get your shit together, my nigga, dudes here are pretty tall, unless you live in a favela or in a neighborhood full of old people. I think in Santa Catarina dudes are averaging almost 180cm already.

>fighting to protect the ZOG
Ftfy

>50 YEAR OLD FISHERMAN had 10 pack abs, swolle shoulders and massive forearms.
It's almost as if he has been physical worker for more than half of his life.

Lmfao at Americans who think their country isn't already filled with dirty monkeys just because they've been there all the time

Man, I don't know why i still argue with retards like you but see for yourself.

It is ok to be proud and shit. Just don't be an idiot
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Lel, no.

this looks so fake, just cut off his head and he looks like a 100 lbs little ahmed, but he has rich piana arms, wtf, did he not train his neck and traps? I thought steroids could hide beta-neck genetics, but i guess if you have cuck genetics, it will always show

What country could single handedly defeat the USA in a war? I'll wait.

Mailman (postman)

Walk 10 miles a day, makes it easy as fuck to be lean.
Great for NEETs. Needs no qualification or skills, and pays really damn well for an unskilled job.

In your homeland ? none.

Anywhere else ? you never successfully invaded anyone and failed miserably all over the middle east.

Not surprising since your military isn't designed to defend or attack anyone, it's a slave labour for the upper American Oligarchy. That's all you do, help righ people steal ressources. I'm not judging that but considering your pittifull purpose, It is no wonder that it is an undervalued trade full of poor morons.
I enphasis the fact that you get a shit pay because you'r useless and uneducated. In every other G20 country, being in the army is a well payed job with excellent benefits. In the US, it's for loosers that can't get a better employment.

>> fightzing to protect those who you love

kek, this is what every soldier tells himself when he comes back so he can brag. you signed up because you had no job and your most marketable skill was getting shot at.

>Military jobs are top tier fit approved jobs
No. I spent so long in Iraq I literally learned Arabic and you are wrong. It's like high school, take what you need from it and get on with your life. Just like high school some people can't get over it and either continue to hang out beyond when they should or they can only tell stories about their glory days. I have a lot of good memories and enlisting was one of the better things I've done for myself but if you're in and older than like 26 you're either retarded or have a dependa guiding your decisions. It's not even that Veeky Forums most of the time. They only feed you carbs and unit PT just eats at your gym energy. If you follow their program it will get you to "slightly more fit than a normal person" regardless of whether you're more or less fit than that

theoretical physics

>tfw to smart too lift

Isn't there any career path? What happens if you stay? You're just cannon meat for the rest of your duty?

Why has construction not been posted? Aside from breathing in silica and asbestos all day it's a pretty fit job. We are on our feet all day and lift hundreds of pounds constantly. The other day I lifted and dumped 1000+ 60lb cement bags off of pallets without a break, just to have to go lift 55 gallon bins completely topped off with hard concrete waste.

Still the most important one though. Civilization stands on the shoulders of men willing to kill to defend it.

That shit destroys your joints, you can't make a career out of it.

> the Jew
> indoctrination
> etc

you'd be correct if I was American. I'm not. Doesn't matter anyway, the vast majority of people perceive the military and veterans to be noble and those who are audibly against the military are either tumblr reading socialists or fat /pol/ reading mongs. Public sector jobs such as police, firemen, military, also doctors etc on the higher end of the spectrum will always be preferred by the general population because you're perceived to be dedicating and/or risking your life for your own people. Whereas corporrate jobs such as programming or banking or whatever will never be as seen as noble and the like, the only perceived attraction to these jobs are the money and the intelligence associated with the skill requirements. And that's why no one will remember you. I want to join because I'm a patriot, I wanted to join for the comraderie and nobility of it- which is irrespective of who's agenda you're fighting for.

You're like people who argue against veganism. You're denying the validity because you're conscious of the positive connotations of either lifestyle choice of which are unnatainable for you, hence why you downplay its relevance.

>noble noble noble noble noble nobility

Reasons why being noble matters:
1. ...?

I didn't want to join because I'm a patriot*

There's a career path, it's just not great. The starting pay is better than a lot of young adults get, but it doesn't scale well with time and effort put into it. Lower enlisted are forever treated like special needs children, upper enlisted babysit those children who prove every day they need it. Officers outside of a combat MOS are just standard corporate office workers. It's great for a kid, nobody has more money than a soldier living in the barracks except a soldier fresh off deployment. Get in, walk away with veteran's benefits, maybe some relevant training depending on your MOS, and hopefully some savings, don't look back.

I work in private equity, where I basically do nothing 35 hours a week and do some accounting and socializing with our partners for 5 hours per week. Sometimes I have to run around and buy supplies for our businesses, but that's pretty cool cause I just take my time and go store to store, I make a whole day out of it.

If nobody is at the office I usually just leave, and if I know the others are traveling or are sick, I don't even show up. We have 2 partners and 6 employees.

I'm low level so I only make about $45K but everyone loves me, the partners love me and value my input and knowledge, and it's super laid back.

>smoking pot all day and running numbers in an office
Literally the plebbiest science job.

>lower enlisted
>upper enlisted
>MOS
What does that mean?
Isn't there some kind of retirement plan for those who decide to serve for like 30 years?

Lower ranks (E1-E4) vs higher ranks (E5-E9). MOS is your job. Military occupational specialty.

Oh, ok. Thanks.

you totally can. just don't be a pussy honestly

>>lower enlisted
Rank 1-4 out of 9
>>upper enlisted
Rank 5-9 out of 9
>>MOS
Military Occupational Specialty. Your job. Radio guy, infantry, logistics, whatever
>Isn't there some kind of retirement plan for those who decide to serve for like 30 years?
Do 20 then leave: Get 50% of what you were earning at that time until you die. Do 30 for 100%. I don't consider this exclusive to the military though. I got federal civilian job after I got out and it's all time in government service going to retirement.

>failed miserably all over the middle east.
Yes, because of rules of engagement. If an actual serious war broke out the USA would fucking demolish the enemy.

What country then? I also think about joining the army.

>fightzing to protect those who you love
Lmao you probably actually believe this. Cause taking Saddam out of power in Iraq definitley made the U.S. safer you fucking retard. And taking Assad out of power in Syria will also make the U.S. safer - you fucking retard.

as stated he's no American, how about you ask about his country before assuming that everybody here is a burger?

a co-worker told me something like this, " we get paid a teachers wage (60k year) to swing hammers and build shit minus the two months paid vacation they get. "

yeah my lower back hurts sometimes, but twas the life of a skilled hand I do say there nobleman

Can you name a single wholly successful invasion of any country since the year 1900? This is an invasion and temporary occupation im talking about, not full on permanent occupation and/or annexation?

You can't. Get fucked.

As I stated in my last post, I am not American and it's not who's agenda that matters. It's the perception and the role that makes it noble. But if you're too concentrated on "the Jew" then you go cry about that. Go out in public and tell them that veterans are idiots because they sacrificed their life for the general public for the Jews agenda. Go and ostricise yourself

We'll if I'd realized he wasn't American I wouldn't have wasted my time responding because then it'd be clear how irrelevant him and his opinion are.

My bad. Now if you're not American don't waste my time by responding.

>We'll if I'd realized he wasn't American I wouldn't have wasted my time responding because then it'd be clear how irrelevant him and his opinion are.
>My bad. Now if you're not American don't waste my time by responding.

> the amount of lardasses triggered by this user's comment
Bahahahaha, you faggots can't even talk to girls. Go type on your keyboards nerds

>Cause taking Saddam out of power in Iraq definitley made the U.S. safer
We literally spent the past 13 years wagging our finger at him. The actual act that supported his removal from power was signed 5 years before the invasion with the support of the rest of the world. To let him continue to fuck about would be a tremendous bitch move.
>And taking Assad out of power in Syria will also make the U.S. safer
ISIS controls so much of Syria because of the power vacuum and weakened defenses resulting from the conflict between Assad and his people. Putting in someone with the support of the Syrian people is necessary to the stability of the region.

Did you already know it well or did they have to retrain you in sharia law this year?

UK, royal marines

Dying and making no money is not approved.

Obama supports isis because it's good for the Qatar and Saudi pipeline to Europe plan that runs through Syria. Assad preferred the Iran and Russian pipeline plan instead. This meant the Gulf States that control the US Democrats made Obama support isis to topple Assad. Look how that turned out.

If you think that's what he eats and how he lives you need to get out more.

The world is bigger than the USA