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>Last night at party for parents
>Parents wasted, especially mom's friends
>"user welcome home from college, you look great"
>"user, just wait until my daughter is a little bit older"

>Party with parents and their friends
>Mother's friend offers his daughters (your cousin's?) hand in marriage

>no ass
This is fucking shit. It is ok to not have tits as they are not something you can increase by working out but there is absolutely not excuses for not having a nice ass.

Pussy-slaves will still tell her she is fine and don't need to work out.

It's a common occurrence with Indian or Muslim families.
OP is probably from England.

KEK

she is fine and don't need to work out

STOP

>Come back to UK from hezbollah quran camp for young men
Make post to Veeky Forums pretending to be european and instead of hezbollah training camp say you came from college.

>your cousin

where did you get that from? op didn't mention cousins.

>Indian

nah.

>tfw when I'm not being offered prime virgin jailbate when i get home from college

I'm gonna convert into a brown person

Hello dear Pajeet, did you make any decent curry-gainz at local gym today?

Pajeet pls.

What the fuck are you talking about?

There's no even remote implication of any blood relation. Are you retarded?

>people jelly that they arent good looking enough that mothers ask you to creampie their daughters

Theyre just jelly user. I had a guy cooworker introduce me to his 17 year old daughter as a date once. I fucked it up autisticly but STILL

Do you know what a friend is?

Or are you one of those retards who's only friends are their cousins?

Fucking thank god someone knows whats up. It was a new years party so I went to see family friends bc I'm on winter break

Nah. US. Illinois actually. Simply home on winter break and attending a new years party

>why wait?

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>mfw fit can't even read simple text anymore
Stop taking roids, brehs.

This. But maybe I'm biased by 16 being legal in my state.

>went out for coffee yesterday
>streercar passes by
>catch the eye of cutie looking at me
>her head literally turns around to check me out at me as the streetcar drives off
>get coffee
>walking home
>out of nowhere some girl I didn't even notice passes me and randomly says "happy new year" completely unprompted to me, who wasn't even paying attention to her
>good trip for coffee

how was the coffee though

i mean, that ass isn't bad.

you can get your girl to do squats.

WAS THE COFFEE GOOD, THOUGH?

DON'T LEAVE OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.

>Grow up with 2 older sisters and lots of older cousins
>Meet tons of girls growing up
>Move for college, come back at age 22
>"OH user youve really grown up"
>"Have you been working out"
>Slay like 10 girls the first month of moving back, including 2 milfs (friends moms)


Life was great until I decided to keep a gf and ended up pregnant

Honestly, it was only ok.

>Go to ex-gf's parents house for dinner
>Her sister is dating someone the family doesn't approve of
>The mom tells her "I don't know what you see in him, you could do so much better witha guy like user here."

Veeky Forums is so fucking lame and desperate. It's disgusting.

You're the reason HAES exists. This is not a good looking body stop validating this kind of retarded belief.

Both of these posts are hilarious

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What?

You went to your ex-gf's house for dinner? Why would you do that?