The condom broke lads

Better get the morning after pill or you're gonna get Trump-pwned when Roe v Wade gets overturned in 3 weeks.

That image is old as fuck. Are you 16?

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Are you fucking retarded? How about you buy a condom that actually fits you virgin

Underrated

Vitamin C nigga

Flood her system with it and the baby will miscarriage

Tell her the baby needs lots of vitamins to grow string. Bitch needs to start GOOJAD (Gallon of Orange Juice a Day)

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I just dont enjoy fucked up shit.

So have her take a plan b. Whats the big deal? Did she have AIDS?

Who's the mom?

Enjoy your autism.

>GOOJAD

GOOJAD
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does this trigger you too, you little cuck?

fucking lel

Kek

don't freak out, bro. it's not a TOTAL guarantee that your one night stand had HIV just because you met him in a known bug catching club.

now fuck off and go bitch about this non-fitness related bullshit somewhere else, moron.

>GoChad?
>Don't mind if I do!

As long as he gets checked he should be fine

Just buy plan b. When I last purchased it the cost was only $50 and didn't require any prescription.

Are you proud?

Yeah, I got a (you),

cuck

It's called morning after pill retard

normie

Nah senpai they have something that says "99% effective" or something like that. It's been tried before

I don't have 50 bucks

So go to planned parenthood. Or just talk to the pharmacist. If you cant afford plan b how will you afford diapers?

You wouldn't be here if it didnt. Now go kill your fucktarded dad and self.

Sage

It's nature you faggot

Birds are the closest relatives of the dinosaurs of course they do some fucked up shit

better get a ring fag
Don't be a nigger

I don't know how old you are but if you're over 20 then I don't know how you DON'T have 50 bucks. Are you a NEET or something? Go talk to a friend of yours to lend you that money, go talk to your parents to help you out, hell, split the money with your chick and now you have to get 25 bucks each or are you both living in cardboard boxes?
Maybe stop posting and deal with your problems.
Maybe save some money and don't waste it all on imported anime dolls.
Maybe think before you act.

Sell whatever device youre currently using to post on the internet. Youre actively choosing pregnancy by not buying plan B

You should be happy, unless she's ugly, in which case, have some respect for yourself

And still you got laid. Bitches want money is a meme now

>tfw live in maryland
>tfw not obligated to pay child support
>tfw creampie every girl I fuck, even the fat ones

The best part is they love it. I tell them I am going to bust inside and they say no at first but after a few pumps theyre screaming for me to cum in them

I thought you were dead, Freddy Gray.

I never understood this. If you don't choose to have a baby together (by discussing it and agreeing to have one) but you're actively trying to avoid it by using birth control then it's not a big deal because either she's not a cunt and she gets an abortion or takes a morning after or she's a cunt and you just ignore her and the child that she can't force on you.

How are you not required to pay child support in MD?

>the child that she can't force on you
Oh sweet naive user.

Lol

it's only a .1% chance if you accidental. First time I blew my load the condom wasn't on right. A waterfall of jizz came out and I was like where's the condom!? I pulled the condom out. I then sat at the edge of the bed...I was like "not like this, first year of college"

"it's okay honey, I'll take 3 pills tonight"

that's not gonna do shit.

Never fucked up again

Just flatout ignore her and don't agree to a paternity test.

>the child that she can't force on you.

The USA is a shitty ass backwards country where women apparently can force a child on you. Emigrate now.

>Emigrate now.
to where? I need low taxes and prefer freedom of my religion at the very least.

>I need low taxes
No you don't.

Kill yourself commie.

cuck spotted

kys

Hopefully he wasn't poz m8

Please tell me how exactly the condom broke.
You must have bought a chink clone of a condom or something
Video related
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Clearly their seagulls m8.

Enjoy your STDs

Buy plan B you fucking retard. you have 72 hours.

>that happens

Plan b pills can be taken like 48 hours after the fucking, just go to a pharmacy and ask for one. ps. chances of a bitch actually getting pregnant are reeeally low if she wasnt ovulating. Ask when her period was, if it was 2 weeks ago youre in the danger zone.

that's...that's not how it works, user.

99% effective only applies to condoms used properly. breaking or not using it correctly nullifies that guarantee.

I believe the statistic is something closer to 25% depending on a number of factors including where she is in her cycle and her age.

that is, 25% chance of a female getting pregnant if you ejaculated inside of her without any birth control.

> peasants with less than $50 are having sexual intercourse in the year 2017

How effective is the morning after pill? I think it was $30, so it most likely was not Plan B, I don't know why that's more effective, or if this thread is just a viral ad campaign.

fuck off back to your hugbox gay cuckold

Be a man, jfc the reason you even have a sex drive is to fucking procreate. You fulfilled your biological purpose. Now you need to get a job to support your offspring. Stop being a little boy whining on the internet and be a man for fuck sake.

>a poltard unironically tells someone else to go back to their hugbox

roastie detected

your purpose is whatever the fuck you want it to be
what kind of pathetic excuse for a man just goes 'hurr ill just accept whatever's imposed on me'

she's gonna be messed up atm OP, apply pressure furmly yet supportively - tell her you'll drive her to the clinic and sit with her if she'd like
never let it be in question that she will abort

This. Anyone has the screencap of an user doing exactly this?

I'm pretty sure he does have $50, just not to spend on plan B

You could've sucked the cum out like a fucking snakebite.

Trust me, it totally works.

never went to /pol/, wheres your god now?

>I just dont enjoy fucked up shit.
lmfao, you're on the wrong website fucking cuck.

>tfw never liked hilary but if she won these retards would have left by now

are you fucking stupid? this is exactly where everyone would GO if that cunt stole the election.

t. recent /b/ graduate

t. recent /b/ graduate.
Anyone who came here after 2012 should stop acting like they know this place.

reddit.com/r/natureismetal

enjoy

>tfw dadstrength

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noone fucking cares m8