Blackout stories

>Wake up and immedietly check to make sure I have keys, wallet and phone.
>All there on table
>Check phone
>Apperently I had messaged some people on facebook
>Wrote to my crush that I wanted to send her my cumdreanched underwear to her
>She hasn't replied but it says "seen"
>Other message was to female cousin, where I had told her she looked hot
>Actually think shes more average, but she replied saying "I think your hot too" and then some emojis of hearts
>Send text to her saying that "it was a buddy that had my phone"
>Look through other messages
>Most are to some old classmates, telling those I didn't like that they were pricks and those I liked that they would be in my heart forever
>Actually found an old teacher of mine and had apparently said to him "Your hair works better combed the other way"
>He was bald and I didn't even have him as a facebook friend
>Cousin texts back saying "yeah I know, was just messing with you"
>Kind of relieved, but crush still hasn't answered
>Text her again apologizing for earlier text
>She says it's fine, but that I should stay away from her from now on
So, that was the last time I got really drunk.

In vino veritas, user

And then how many reps did you do?

Stop drinking

Who gives a shit? Go back to /b/.

heh

>Actually think shes more average, but she replied saying "I think your hot too" and then some emojis of hearts
>Send text to her saying that "it was a buddy that had my phone"
>Cousin texts back saying "yeah I know, was just messing with you"

This is why I stopped drinking. Alcohol abuse is physically shit but the anxiety and shame was torture. I blacked out and called a girl I used to fugg after not speaking to for three years and confessing my love, i couldn't justify doing that to myself.

>"yeah I know, was just messing with you"
haha yeah cuz... j-just kidding haha. :)

No but, that's why she had those stupid emojis. She was obviously just messing with me. I mean who uses emojis like that unironically?

NYE last year
At friend's house about a block away
Drove bc had to get beer
Hardly ever drink anymore
Black out commence
Grab friend's wife's ass
Grab froend's sister in law's ass
Call friend'said 9yr old girl a bitch
Everyone gets mad, I turn 360° and mope away
Drive home, park I handicap spot
Puke on favorite hoodie
Get parking ticket

Not the most crazy story, but the one I feel the most ashamed of

that's pretty bad. Was always afraid I'd pull some shit with a friend's girl.

@39877728
When you turn 360 degrees you walk in the same direction xD

It was too bad- meant to be playful, but I'm sure it was taken wrong. They had been grabbing my muscles earlier in the night. Once the touch barrier is broken I can't help myself

I made out with my best friend's literal love and tried to fuck her. He fucking hated me for months. We're cool now, but looking back on it, it was his idea to go on a two day bender and I don't remember any of it so ehhhh, he pretty much cucked himself. I still felt really really fucking bad though. Some things you just don't do.

>@
Why are you so stingy giving up (you)?

You took the bait

>this silvester
>got to a homeparty that turned out quite different than expected
>thought to myself: "may as well get drunk"
> started with 2 bottles of wine in 1h
> dont know what happened between 23.30 and 02.00
> ended up in a bar/club that has cheap as fuck alcohol and is mostly visited by university students
> no idea how i got halfway across the city
>came here just with one friend of mine
>dancing like a madman
> talking with half the people there
> somewhat remember making out with random girl
> talked to a lesbian kinda looking like alex from orange is the new black who thought i was gay
> bro went home
> stayed and shared a cab with 2 random girls
> from their place i was too cheap to continue taking the cab
> 100m from home i joined some guys blowing up the rest of their silvester crackers and rockets
> got home around 7am

Really weird night desu, i hope my bro remembers a bit more than i do. Was basically still drunk for the whole next day.

Tf is a silvester

Haha well said my friend
I'm afraid these meatheads neglect to workout they're brain ;)

topkek

Girls and normies
She happens to be both

Kissed friends gf by accident
Grinded on her by accident
Grabbed her ass by accident
Told some Indian chick shes cute
Got her to makeout with friends gf
Took shirt off and said u fucking mirin cunt
Flirted with a gay guy that sid I looked good
Took indian chick to my car
Worst sex ever
Woke up on a sofa 1 hour from my house
Drove home wishing the gym was open

Well i dont have a complete story but while shitting i vomited into the hosts sink and forgot to lock the door, so evrybody saw. Im fine tho we all do retarded shit at other friends houses every now and then

New years something in murica?

I've decided I'm not going to drink any more. Does anybody here have any experience going clubbing sober? How bad is it?

I always make out with girls every time I go out but get too drunk to seal the deal, and when I get numbers and shit I never text back because I want a gf but she has to have a banging ass or else I know I will stray, if she has a hot body with a great ass I won't.

So I figure if I go out sober, and try to be low inhibition I can look around the club for really hot girls, especially the drunk ones as they find it harder to say no, and I can pound them.

If you are even thinking of cheating before being in a relationship you will cheat in it no matter how hot - you end up getting used to who you are with and become attracted to others again, you have to be the sort of person who doesnt cheat as a solid principle, attraction wont cut it.

>how can I take advantage of drunk girls
T. Scum of the earthabit

Everyone knows you can only fuck drunk girls if you're drunk or in a relationship

>Drank 2/3 handle of tequila
>Drank a fifth of vodka
>Blacked out
>Last I remember was doing all of the tequila at once
>Got extremely belligerent
>When they tried to capture me and put me in the car I weaseled out and sprinted through the woods
>Started pissing
>They ran up on me and I continued pissing while sprinting
>Ran through briar bush
>Some damage
>They eventually catch me
>Say that I will only get in the car if the biggest guy hits me as hard as he can in the stomach and I can't take it
>He hits me
>I collapse
>Alcohol poisoning later that night
>Clog shower with Pepperoni's from vomit
>The term "pushing Pepperoni's" is invented because they had to be stomped down the drain
>don't remember having to be watched for a while
>Puking black, etc
>Wake up fine next day (vomited most of it up)
>Ask roommate why my stomach hurts so bad
>Later find scratches on my dick
>"Dawg...I don't want to talk about last night. I'm surprised you're even awake"

Didn't drink like that ever again. Hardly drink at all.
Some girl also fell into the bonfire that night

Have you considered Alcoholics Anonymous?