Mom: "I JUST BOUGHT A GALLON OF MILK YESTERDAY AND NOW IT'S ALREADY EMPTY! WHO IS DRINKING ALL THE MILK IN THIS HOUSE??...

>Mom: "I JUST BOUGHT A GALLON OF MILK YESTERDAY AND NOW IT'S ALREADY EMPTY! WHO IS DRINKING ALL THE MILK IN THIS HOUSE???!?!"

mfw

say goodbye to your anus

kek same m8

>Mom: "So user, have you met any nice girls yet?"
>Me: "I'm not really looking for a girlfriend at the moment, I'm focusing on other stuff!"
>tfw I actually cry myself to sleep at night because of how lonely I am
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kys

No u

>phoneposting

>Mom: "When are you gonna get a place of your own?"
>Me: "Fuck off mom you fucking dyel, I'm cultivating mass!"
who here /bad boy/

>cultivating mass
lmao

Enjoy heart disease

>walgreens cashier: "wow bro, you're in here getting milk almost every day, what do you do with all of it!?"
>me: "oh, ya know"

>walgreens cashier: "No. I don't."
>you: "erugh"

>Me: *BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
>cashier: enjoy the natty gains pham

Me

I've been lonely my whole life and I'm pretty sure my brain has recently adapted itself to my situation. I actually want to be alone low, feels good lad.

> mom doesn't let me go out much
> 20 years old and she still has fears of me having hobbies
> want to get Veeky Forums, but mom would never let me go
> tell her I have a date
> she becomes surprised, and asks with who
> just some girl I met at work
> she lets me go
> actually go to the gym instead
> fast forward a year
> she asks if I'm going to marry her
Haha, mom. She honestly believes I could control my autism to such an extent that I can talk for 5 whole minute with a girl.

>cultivating mass

What's up, mac! How's paddys going?

>mom is 20

goddamnit why do i still laugh at this fucking meme

>Gym buddy says "one more rep man you can do it"
>can't do it

mfw

Dog's are the biggest bro's to ever walked the earth.