When he was 29 years old the late Terry Szopinski made the famous quote "if you aren't trying to get as huge as possible, why are you even breathing here?"
Terry is remembered as being the most massively built WWE wrestler of all time, at around 6'5" and 350 pounds.
His training philosophy was simple. Take roids, lift, eat. Cardio is what you do in the ring while other performers bounce off of you.
In a famous story everyone remembers, Terry asked Shawn Michaels to help him inject 3CC's of test into his rear delt. It was so thick and muscle packed that Shawn couldn't get the plunger on the syringe to budge.
Shawn took out the needle and handed the syringe back to Terry and said "dude... I uh... think you're full".
So why are you not trying to get as huge as possible?
Only thing noteworthy about him was the time he crushed a mans testicles in the parking lot over a parking dispute.
I actually think he's still alive.
Angel Evans
>the late
He's not dead
Brody Wilson
This is why no one will remember your name.
Alexander Thomas
He's alive and well. If anything the roids saved his life as anyone less massive than him wouldn't have survived the pizza delivery van accident than ended his career. In the early 2000's he got back into shape, still performs on the Indy circuit for fun and owns a body guard business.
Pic related, him at the age of 54
Jace Ward
Knew someone would bring that up. Who the fuck tries to fight a guy that big over a fucking parking spot?
Except Shawn Michaels is regarded as one of the GOATs, while Terry is, at best, a footnote in wresting history
Aaron Ross
>walks past parking lot >sees giant man squeezing small mans balls >small man screaming in agony >don't want my balls to be next >Keep walking
On the inside I'm thinking:
Angel Miller
Except nobody knows this faggots name. HBK was dyel as fuck compared to this guy and everyone loves/knows him, because he wasn't an autistic faggot with a caricature bodybuilder personality. This
Chase Ross
His still alive?
If that's him then the only reason he has lived this long is genetic resistance to some of the more harmful side effects of steroids.
Normal men won't live that long.
Not that 54 years is old, but it's a lot older than most roiders can expect.
Nathan Barnes
Yeah right. It's your secret fantasy to have your balls ruptured beyond repair by a tall muscle studd.
Then you won't need to take Anti-androgens while you become a Trap
Austin Ross
Who is this guy again?
Levi Wood
>In a famous story everyone remembers, Terry asked Shawn Michaels to help him inject 3CC's of test into his rear delt. It was so thick and muscle packed that Shawn couldn't get the plunger on the syringe to budge.
that fucking retard was probably trying to inject it into his scapula.
Anthony Carter
>That are the people Amerifats lok pto L M A O
David Green
That's not the story. It was a glute injection and 5cc syringe according to Kevin Nash
At 250mg per ml, that would be 1250mg in one pin.
Shawn probably hit a lump of hard scar tissue.
If you ever want to see what uncontrolled water retention looks like see some of Warlords old matches.
He would hit the ropes and it would take minutes for the opaque indent on his back to re-color
Amazing he's still alive
Gabriel Sullivan
Is that where they got the nickname Powers Of Pain (POP)?
That's a fucking evil injoke
Aaron Flores
Why would anyone do that to themselves? You don't need that much size yo be aesthetic. Well with a face like his who wouldn't be compensating?
