BROFAP 2017

Guys, I've found a loophole.
Everyone and their mom knows masturbation is absolute evil at this point right?
And that it causes all of life's problems?
But still, it feels pretty fucking good to jack off, right?
What if we plan meetups where we jack eachother of? (no homo)
That wouldn't count as masturbation, so we should still get our superpowers!
Who's in?!
BROFAP 2017

By the way I'm from the Netherlands, does anyone want to meet up for a quickie?

>tfw there will be plenty of brotein shakes to go around

I'm in.

I've done this since I was 12. Thought it was normal since my friend said he did it all the time

what

>he doesn't have a bro with benefits

The wars for swoleness will be fought with bare hands and onaholes.

BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO

include me in the screencap

that's bush league shit you faggot. here's how it's really done:

>sex is good for men
>jizz contains protein
>regularly prostate nourishment is very good

there, just find yourself a bro and fuck each other in the ass until you jizz. boom, the benefits of sex, protein AND prostate stimulation.

>tfw you're actually starting to think that sounds like a good idea
No homo tho

this will go far

FUCKIN HELL MATE THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK IM IN! (no homo btw)

Dude if this shit gets accepted socially we can revert to the society of the ancient Greeks.
Ie. fuck your gymbuddy and small boys for gains (no homo).
Look at the fucking statues those dudes made, I think they found the secret of aesthetics, we should learn from their ways.

Perfect idee. Brofap clubs oprichten.

where my uk bros at

gewoon rondvragen in je gym, vast wel een paar die mee willen doen.
I know for a fact I've received some juicy mires from gay dudes so I'm pretty much covered.
Using the gymtwink is also an option.

This is gonna be the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Putting "bro" in front of something doesn't change what it actually is, which is a gay orgy.
More power to you but you're taking semantics way too far here.
Masturbation is totally fine by the way if you keep it to no more than once a day and no less than once a week. You're just wasting your time on this pseudo shit.

>Brobert Brostein explaining semantics instead of discussing Bromantics
Loosen up a little, bro.

Nigga u gay

>What if we plan meetups where we jack eachother of? (no homo)
>(no homo)
Nigga just because you're insecure of your sexuality doesn't mean I'm gay.

He literally said no homo.
Learn to read you fucking faggot

Fuck that, I'll stick to my brojobs thank you!

>He doesn't have a brojob bro

>not jacking dudes off so they can get brofap gains
You are the gay here

>willingly giving another man your own protein
Never gonna make it.

[no-homo intensefies]

i think this is a great idea but i have a suggestion that will make this less gay. we can just give each others strangers (sit on your hand until it gets numb) that way we don't feel that we are jacking someone off then its lets gay

>filename
How ironic that you'd get the fucking filename wrong.
It's "too intelligent", not "to intelligent".
Idiot.

haha you stupid its a meme u dick i guess ill just turn around 360° and get away from your bullshit

In for this. area Eastern Germany, Czech Rep, Poland. no homo ofc

Yeah statues are an accurate representation of how everyone looks at the time

Shieeet, bro it's part of the meme.
>tfw to intelligent to fall for the bait

I know that's why I said it.

>360 degrees
Nigga you'll be facing me again if you do that.
>I was just pretending to be retarded

I've got a great idea!

Because it would be rather intimidating and many here would want to protect their identity in case pictures/videos were released (society can be so misunderstanding), why don't you all dress up in large costumes as well! Big furry ones which obscure your identity. Maybe in the shape of animals to make it more fun.

>dressing up as a furry
Dude get that gay shit outta here.

W-waar?

bump for world changing ideas

Major pep

Major Pep

>tfw to shy to go to the brofap 2017

Iya bby
Asl

will there be a mandatory penis inspection for participation?

>tfw u failed penis inspection at brofap 2016
Fucking hell, I forgot to clean under my foreskin.

DUDE this is the
B
E
S
T
IDEA EVR.
This is what we do.
Get this
ready?
>Help bro insert penis in mouth
>Wasn't his hands so it's not masturbation
>As soon as penis touches bro lips he feel a shockwave
>Superstrength and telekinesis are Gained
>Hide from government white van outside so they don't know we found the secret.
>Bro does the same to you BUT WITH HIS MIND
>Trick your bro saying that the gains will be the same
>Universe realizes no hands were used in penis to lips addition
>Overload on superpower gains

S-srs? Anyone in the 512 need someone to take/give non-pozzed brotein? No homo tho. Nofap makes me horny AF for dick, despite regularly being straight/almost asexual.

We could also swallow each other for that protein (no homo)

Im ready. Lets fucking do this