Hav 4.5 inch benis

>hav 4.5 inch benis
>send tinder girl a pic of me in my underwear
>she says "cute bulge"
eeeeeeeeep

Shut the fuck up

Fuck you and your faggy little blog

my gf said that about mine but mines tiny

The image, the story, and the eeeeeeeeep are really sending mixed messages and I don't know if you're happy or sad or embarrassed(you should be embarrassed though).

He is a sissy and thus happy about it

Neck yourself faggot

>tfw you have an ugly, masculine penis

>sissy

I squat 405x3x3

That makes it even worse desu senpai

4u

>6.7 in benis
>1 in flaccid

how do I into nobugle brahs?

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Is a girl calling your dick cute a compliment or insult? I guess if she doesn't laugh then it's a compliement, right?

she said 'cute bulge' blush face emoji

>7 inch hard
>3 inch soft

It's the most Veeky Forums Benis, but I sometimes wish I had a bulge

OwO

4.5 inches erect or soft? And whats the other measurement?

top lel

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Send butt pics.

Post boipucci

Is no one going to mention the fact that you can't share images in tinder?

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>meet girl on tinder
>get her number
>send diccpic

need a qt twink who's into tall hairy guys

Hands off!
Qt twinks are for other qt twinks to be cute together with, masc hairy dudes are not welcome and should stay thirsty.

you fucking getting in the way of my desire to enslave some cute boy to worship my cock?

Yes, cute boys are only for other cute boys.

no cute boys are made to suck manly cock and take a pounding from a beefy man now suck my dick

Are you me?

No, I'll cut you you disgusting boy molesting fruit.
And if you try to seduce another cute boy I'll ravish him before your eyes.
You'll die alone because your broken dick can't into women. And that's all masc people deserve. Disgusting and fat women.

> chicks dont call his cock beautiful

Deltadick detected

Say that to my face not online faggot and see what happens

>internet tough guy
Wow insecure much? You big homo.
If you want weak twinks to ride big meaty hairy cock so bad why don't you become the change you want to be?
You seem like a big enough faggot for that and I'm sure you're dyel as fuck.

Come on guys please.
This conversation is cringe

WAKE UP
JACKSON DAMMMMIT
HE DREAMING THAST PICTUREBOARD STUFF AGAIN
I dont know what to do the reds are coming and Jacksons totaly mad dreaming about some magic typwriter pictureboard that lets him talk to people
WE CANT LEAVE HIM he saved my life

>tfw do extra glute work to attract grills who love guys bums


Anyone else know this feel?

this board is beyond redemption

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Where do you think you are.jpg?

Stop being so insecure that you take it as an insult

He can't wake up, he's part of it now.
One must have fallen to ascend.

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Stretch it, hang, jelq, get a dick pump. They will increase the flaccid size and maybe a little on length and girth too.

Wanna spend no money, just stretch and jelq. I had a 1 inch flaccid with about 7 hard. After stretches and jelqing only it sits between 2.5 and 4 depending on temp and what I'm currently doing.

How strong are you and jow big is your cock? Also how tall are we talking

> 2 flaccid

>6.5 hard

JUST

Luckily im a pretty horny guy, so im at half chub in all potentially sexual encounters anyway so it hasnt really affected me.

He was just joking you stupid

Don't tell me what I want you fucking manlet