Head into the sauna after a nice workout

why do you jack off if you have a gf

>they see your penis

Complain to management that they aren't wearing any form of bathing suit or covering themselves whilst in the sauna. Getting their dirty pussy shit all over the place, the place is filthy to begin with and you're in there naked. Get their membership revoked for 30 days.

Where do you cum

Massage and lick their feet

show them my O face

in my mouth. doesn't leave a mess, it's good protein, and keeps my hair shiny

>Help them find their clothes.
>Wait until they're decent.
>Ask them if they're ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand them each a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if they need a ride home.
>Tell them to take care.

in my mouth

>hand them each a bowl of eggs
i am glad this meme is back

precum and sweat make a great lubricant. maybe you don't understand how sweaty you get in a jacked up sauna.

:(

bruh why do you do anything if you have a gf i don't fuckin know

in locker #4 if you must know

EPIC!

>start texting your gf
wherdoyouthinkweare.jpg

Plot twist:
I actually have GF.

Sit next to them and start talking

But shit like that will never happen in my gym's sauna though. I'm the only one person who goes there not fully dressed. Other men and women sweat like pigs while wearing shoes, pants and hoodies

>entering a sauna clothed

hellow amerifat.

>enter sauna
>see this
what do?

Touch her feminine penis

No I understand how sweaty you get in a sauna, but do you precum immediately? Do you have problems with premature ejaculation? I'm saying, sweat evaporates quickly, your poor dick will be worse than a marathon runner's nipples when you get to precum

what gym chains have a neutral sauna?

Does Gold's Gym have one?

oh my god the whole room would reek of hot jizz

>her

Yes and I just described how it is in my local Gold's

i produce a lot of precum man, i don't know what to tell you

and i sweat continuously and intensely in the sauna, how the fuck are you dry sitting in a damn sauna?

Mine does. There's usually only one person in there at a time. Though I have seen 2 girls go in at the same time but for only like 5 minutes

chekked

that sounds terrible how can you wear a fucking hoodie in a sauna

i got a disgusting claustrophobic feeling just from imagining that

jesus

So you're cumming the literal instant you touch your erect dong?

>my hands don't sweat
>forearms, legs barely sweat
>back and chest sweat immensely

I was thinking that normies try to outmeme me but just got used to that after a month. Still haven't seen a single person who go to the sauna like me, in compression boxers and flip-flops

Bend her over and start sucking on her boypussy

>her

underrated

do you know what precum is?

Fuck off fag. Traps are girls with boipussies and feminine penises

On the steam rocks

Len is not a trap, he's just a really cute boy.

My gym actually does have a gender-neutral sauna. Never used it before though.

You don't enter the sauna with your dick zipped up?

This is why white people are trash

Nig nog detected

>So, one of you two ladies want to come over and sit on my lap?

This is Veeky Forums. The average poster would pick the point in the room farthest from them while avoiding eye contact and wondering if they had seen your penis everytime one of them says something funny and the other giggles

Have a heart attack

>head into the sauna
>implying I can even take my shirt off in public

I'll drive home sweaty and drained and take a shower by myself like I do every day.

>it's like a sauna in here
Guaranteed to get your dick sucked. Girls love humor.

Call Division. Report illegal activity.

Return to Finland, laugh as I drink kossu in the sauna with prettier women.

>you start texting your girl
Delet

who is the girl on the right
looks just like my sister

correct answer, get dat good ammonia smell

It's your sister, Teemu.

every sauna I entered I was naked with a towel for sitting

this is the place

>going to a """""gym""""" with a sauna
>ever
>not lifting at an old school powerlifting gym with nothing but heavy pieces of iron, racks, and benches

It's like you want to stay small. Saunas are for the country club. Not the gym.

>*Bbbrrrraaappp*

I'd probably walk in and say "ohhh sorry" and walk out like an aspie.

fuk. fukfukfukfufk. gonna show her the photo now if its her im probs kill all u guys

nvm its not her but she was shocked that it very similiar. u guys r lucky i wwould have kill u all

I have a gf and I jerk off almost every day. 1) because I'm a horny bastard and 2) because sometimes a guy needs to try other flavors to not get bored with the one you've got but I don't want to cheat so porn is the next best thing.

>Oh shit I'm sorry

Americlap here. Europe is truly based when it comes to saunas.

I was at the jumeirah hotel in Frankfurt this summer and it gave me free access to the nice gym in the mall attached to the hotel. I remember going to the swimming pool, then hitting the sauna afterward. A nice hot blonde German girl walks in completely naked. I was starting to get a chub so I left. I didn't know what to make of the situation because I thought that saunas like that only existed in porn. After walking out I saw a completely naked girl taking a shower in the open showers next to the sauna. God America fucking sucks.

>I was starting to get a chub so I left
user...

Like I said. I was taken aback and didn't know how to react to the situation. There were multiple guys in there too and I didn't want to be the only one in there with a boner. I should have asked her to touch my peen. I heard German girls love Americans.

h

>You ladies know the gym requires you to wear shoes in here, right?

Thats how Zyzz died.

Probably hide my dick until the heat brings it back out. My dick turtles right the fuck up every single time I work out. Got like 4 inches flaccid, but it looks like a fucking acorn after a workout.

Tell trappy to leave

Mine does, but they require shirts.

I think pants are an unspoken requirement

>not doing 4×10 dickstretches before hitting those showers
Never gonna make it

fpbp

You gotta heat it up before stretching nigga. You don't just yank on a cold dick to stretch it. I actually do dick stretches all the time.

That's what the cock sock is for genius

I use rice in a sock that's tied at the end. Heat it up for about a minute and let it wrap around my dick and sit on my ligaments there.

sauna
taco fest,
terrible, find another sauna where you can proudly show ff your dick to your gym bros

Panic

>sauna requires shirts
I wonder why Americans are so retarded sometimes

>First post best post.

HOT CUM

you got yourself in
now you have to fuck your way out

>he doesn't throw water on the rocks to make it too hot to maintain an erection
How do I know that you're an American?

Underrated.

lol

I bet women in finland have no tits, are scrawney, and faces are kinda inbred in funky way, yet you think they are all 10s. LOL

>coming off a workout
>entering the sauna

bro you should be eating nutrients after your workout. unless you bringing some kinda shake into the sauna with you, in which case carry on good sir.

i hate new years

>m-muh anabolic window

how about this, if you're still lifting by this time next year, then you can offer advise OK?

This is in Kentucky. You have to realize how fat the average person is.

Also, they ARE unisex, and while the gym is reasonably tolerant and accommodating of bodybuilding and heavy hoisting shit, it's one of those places where SOMEONE would end up complaining that Captain Swole was making him or her feel inadequate being in the sauna without a shirt.

Are there fucking saunas at gyms? What the fuck

>go to mixed sauna
>drink beer
>after some time go roll in the snow
>repeat

you don't know what you're missing

Lots of old school gyms have saunas, at least in europe

In russia Sauna is often a part of an athletes routine

Kek

You bring your phone into the sauna?

>wearing shoes, pants and hoodies
>in the fucking sauna
Is this really the USA experience?

Run away.