Get a special shampoo for christmas

>get a special shampoo for christmas
>it's 'gentle' and 'free from silicones'

>contains Sodium chloride, sodium laureth sulfate, propylene glycol

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

no one here knows what those things are

...

None of them are silicones.

>sodium chloride
Table salt, essentially
>sodium laureth sulfate
Surfacant, makes it foamy. Same crap that some manufacturers put in toothpaste
>propylene glycol
Solvent, yay

this is the most fucking retarded shit i've ever seen

Half of this shit is exaggerated nonsense.

Most people who get high estrogen are lazy faggots who overeat and sit on Veeky Forums all day, not people who clean their teeth.

>propylene glycol
ie. the non-toxic kind of antifreeze you spray into locks, non-carcinogenic, non-toxic unless you drink it instead of water, only bad for the very small number of people that are allergic.
>Sodium chloride
ie. salt, this will kill you sooner than propylene glycol
>Sodium laureth sulfate
Irritates the eyes but is safe unless you're chugging the stuff for breakfast.

>still using shampoo in 2017

All my hair problems vanished when I went nopoo about 2 years ago. People compliment my hair now

There is truth to most of those points, but they are heavily exaggerated and any non-retard already knows that microwaving stuff in styrofoam cups or eating lots of processed meats or drinking heavily is not healthy. Chewing peppermint gum or eating beans will not give you gyno, being a skinny-fat slob will.

SLS is bad for my hair and headskin. Imho its worth it to invest into a non SLS shampoo.
Its not only a foaming agent, it also irritiates your skin.

under8ed

>not falling for the nopoo meme of 2006

Honestly sucks for you. It's one of the few memes worth memeing

Been on nopoo for like 10 years and I have the best hair on planet earth. Every barber I've ever been to has always commented on how strong and easy to work with my hair is

Keep using shampoo and balding by age 28. Don't feel even a tab bit sorry for you stupid fucks desu

Same here

Stopped slowly by increasing the amount of days between washes.

>paying for something I don't need
>shamp-jew

As long as you wet your hair and thoroughly rub your scalp with your fingertips, you don't need to buy that shit.

Sigh.

For every good post on Veeky Forums there are shitheads like you ruining everything

>throw your 'poo in the loo
pajeet

>don't eat meat, grains, dairy, or just about anything really
>good luck!

Wtf is this shit

>there is a reason why habitual beer drinkers develop manboobs
BECAUSE BEER IS HIGH IN CALORIES YOU FUCKING RETARD

>it contains chemicals
holy fuck op are you trying to kill yourself

Thirded. Shit would dry out my scalp.

I use baking soda and apple cider vinegar once a week instead.

Estrogen too you idiot

>nopoo
but your hair does looks better without it