Hey Veeky Forums, so its my New Years Resolution to beefen up my arm strength this year. My sister got me this Gear Fit2 and I thought Id never use it but I guess nows a better time than never since Im applying for the police academy in Phoenix soon. Im already a lifeguard, have been for 2 and a half years now, but I still feel like my arms are skinny and would like to improve that for sake of fitness and self confidence.
Any good workout tips? What should I be taking in to get that universal weight instead of becoming a skinnyfat faggot?
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Robert King
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Also post pics of sister
Oliver Ross
>sister
>h-hey user l bought you this p-protein or whatever haha you really need to lift like all the cool boys >user you're making so much progress, can l feel your arms ? I-lts okay if you dont want me to >A-user !! There's a storm outside, l'm so scared, is it okay if we sleep together just for tonight ? >oh god user you've become so big that there's not enough place for me in the bed haha >user were you really expecting me to sleep with my bra you big stupid, come on help me take it off >user its okay we're family, you've already seen my boobs haha >a-user are you g-groping my boobs with your big, strong a-arms ? >user l just wanted to s-sleep p-please let go >alright l'll let you grope them just for tonight You know the rest, pound her senseless over and over until she turns into your personal cumdumpster
Nicholas Hall
>This will never happen to you
Brandon Price
>your little sister will never wake you up excited on your birthday and bring you your birthday cake >your little sister will never ask to join you in your cardio sessions >you will never do anything cute with your little sister
Fuck
Nathan White
>KEK kek
Connor Brooks
oh nice I guess there's a wordfilter for KEK now
Brandon Gonzalez
thanks mods may your gains be great this year
Kayden White
>KEK kek
KEK?
Luke Price
Oculus See theres no filter
Dylan Perry
look at the third wojak face, right between the eyes, and try making a post with it in all capital letters
Evan Moore
cuck
Andrew Young
>KEK >kek >KEK? kek.
Chase Perez
Cuck
Thomas Gutierrez
Kek
Jacob Perez
Fpbp
Colton Anderson
cuck >KEK
Joseph Powell
>you will never have a little sister to grow up before your eyes allowing you to practice your parenting skills and convince her to stay healthy fit and a virgin until marriage when she will put on enough weight to keep the babies healthy while remaining a nonfat.
>you would be a subpar parent and therefore not worthy of being a parent
>you're only joy in life now is leaving humanity behind once and for all