Tell Something to the Old You

Don't fucking train like a madman, stop training arms 3 times a week

But it was

This.

Should've invested the time in something else than wait for her to decide.

Focus on posture.
Then mobility.
Then strength.

no

Don't start doubting yourself, everyone around you IS stupid. You were write all along, stick with that.

Start lifting sooner.

To 5 year old me DRINK MORE MILK BE TALL(ER)

Eat more you twink faggot.

Don't crash your fucking car.

Cut first you chubby skinnyfat fucker

For me it was

avoid STEM
become businessman instead
dont start lifting
drink more yoghurt

how so

>don't cut so much
>do dumbbell bench

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>avoid STEM
>become businessman instead
This nigga knows whats up, however I'm in Business and it is a science degree technically, so... best of both worlds.

>not chewing your yogurt
Anything could be in there, its to thick to tell.

/she/ was worth every second

>everyone around you IS stupid. You were write all along, stick with that.
Yeah, stick with that.

Holy shit, there are so many things I would tell him
>start dieting. NOW!
>start lifting or pick up a sport of any kind
>do NOT make videogames the center of your life. Until you've built a solid social life play for no more than 2 hours a day
>go out with people from your class on weekends. Yeah, a couple of them are assholes, but that's how you get to know new people
>don't be afraid of rejection, be it from girls or other guys (no homo)
>stay away from porn

>bedwetting
>torturing animals
Hmmm, do you happen to like fires?

>girl always wants to smoke with me
>one time we're smoking and i compliment her on her blunt rolling skills
>she says "i'm pretty good with my hands and mouth"
>i nervously say okay and break eye contact and pull my phone out

fast forward 10 years, my message to myself:

YOU DUMB CUNT

wasn't worth putting up with her shit in the end

spend more time on Veeky Forums. these guys know what theyre doing

Literally say anything in that situation and you are golden.

>"Oh really?" (with a smirk)
>"Prove it" (with a smirk)
>"I'll believe it when I see it" (with a smirk)
etc.

COME ON. Own yourself and your confidence.

I set fires approximately every other day from the age of 10 to the age of 18. Our house was warmed by wood stoves. I guess that suppressed my pyromaniac urges.

I know about the Macdonald triad. It's supposed to be an unproven theory, but I can't help wondering if I got abused as a child. And the triad isn't the only thing that's upsetting me.

u are fukt up m8

Yes, buddy.
I should probably kill myself before I hurt anyone. Whatever I choose to do will hurt my family, which sucks.

too bad you think like that
how did she wrong you?

Go get help.. no shame in counselors.

not saying I didn't enjoy it she didn't wrong me, she wronged herself

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I wouldn't even know what to tell a psychiatrist.
I am a very self aware person and I know that I'm treatable, not curable.

I think I'll stop posting now, this thread took a dark direction.

Damn...

I was young and unprepared for such vulgar language!
BTW i'm not autistic anymore lol.

Stop using the smith machine.
Stop brosplitting.
Do deadlifts.

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yup always giving and not receiving won't get me nowhere

I had alot of those situations that still haunt me. I know the feel, i cringe at myself for not slaying so much poon that was handed to me in high school. Scene girls were such sluts and i didnt take advantage of being a edgy scene faggot

Don't worry user, we're all gonna make it. Well I already did, and i'm still dyel lol. 2 months in the gym so far!

newfags

> (with a smirk)

you're not ryan gosling in Drive

talk to your parents about your symptoms, its embarrassing, but medicine will make it better.

pick a novice strength program and follow it. dont change programs until youve run it through.

dont be afraid to be yourself. being embarrased is always better than not trying. youll learn a shit ton more about the world a shit ton faster this way.

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>> (with a smirk)
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Sips tea.
Nods respectfully.
Tips fedora.
Smirks.

but will there ever be another one with a skin just as soft? or a smell just as delicate? or a kiss just as passionate? or a smile just as pure?

Enjoy never getting laid. Are you going to look a girl dead in the eye and say that without any flirtatious signals or gestures? Enjoy being seen as a weirdo (oh wait it is Veeky Forums). Your autism is showing.

no ofc not and I would have done mostly anything to have her be mine but not by lollygagging around

>stop trying to hurt yourself
>stop scaring your mom and older brother with suicide attempts
>look into possibilities of having low testosterone
>there was more to life than escaping into video games

>at least try living for her

Too late for me to check if I have low testosterone, I'm already in the navy. Plus my gf would be devastated if my occasional waves of depression pushed me into shooting myself in the mouth

have you tried everything?

why should I if all I get is refusal of some sorts she's either down with being with me or not and the way she's treating me isn't telling me that I should go all out

>she's either down with being with me or not
true, agree 100%
you shouldn't have to persuade her or anything
just asking if you did everything you could within reason

not into persuading her at all she has bern giving me all the signs in the book I have done everything within my reason if she wants me to do more she sure as hell isn't showing me that

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kidnap her

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that would be a little extreme now would it don't want to scare her if yshe wants me she'd just outright say so no need for all the on-off talk

probably
sounds like something is keeping her back

Get the fuck out of bed and eat! You're pale, weak, friendless and you are failing your classes. Fucking man up and start wotking out. There's a wrestling gym near the train station. Go there, go lift weights as well and fucking STUDY!

yes herself

sounds annoying

Literally an univeral Advice

10 SCOOPS C'MON,

Out of curiosity, what did you do? I mean SS is pretty hard to fuck up.

that she's not taking a leap of faith? a bit yeah if only she'd know that I'd be at the other side catching her

You should kill yourself

If you don't read the book then it's pretty easy to fuck up.

Form is something that continually improves over time. It doesn't have to be perfect in the beginning. Just go lift.

build a life without her

I honestly think everyone in this world has limitless potential, it all depends on how you perceive the world around you. Sometimes you have a problem that you deem unsolvable, but then someone approaches you and shares the way they see it from a different perspective and suddenly the solution is right in front of you. The only thing that changed was the view.

but I'm too weak to solve my problems, user

I am but having her as partof it would be cool to say the least but that's not the topic here

Don't get your hopes up, still no gf in sight

No you aren't. Everyone has the strength to overcome even the most difficult obstacle.

think more about your actions, don't act too impulsively

I wish I would have joined the guard 2 years earlier so I could go to a state university all four years instead of paying out of pocket for community college for 2 years. Probably would have had a much better experience with college

>every one around is stupid
>you were write along
>you were write
>write

m8 rly?

The only reason you're too weak to solve your problems is because you think that. Stop thinking negatively about yourself. Write down what you want to achieve, look at that every morning, and think about something you're going to do that day that gets you closer to achieving what you want. The only thing stopping yourself is you. I never realized all this "cheesy" stuff actually isn't bullshit until recently and it's turned my life completely around for the better. I believe in you user, just learn to believe in yourself.

Don't be a pussy, up your weight each week.
Don't start smoking, and take your cardio seriously

Kill yourself now

stop restricting your calories so fucking much or you'll get binge eating disorder and won't actually recover for years halting any fat loss progress

and get over that dumb bitch. there's a million other ones ready for the dick.

First I'd prove it's me by saying, "Look under your bed. There's a Skoal can and a Playboy no one else will know you hid." And then, I'd say, "I know it's tough when you break up after 7 months. And I know you really liked her, and it just don't seem fair. But all I can say is pain like that is fast and it's rare." You've got so much going for you; going right. But I know, at 17, it's hard to see past Friday night. Tonight's the bonfire rally, but you're staying home instead because if you fail Algebra, mom and dad will kill you dead. Trust me, you'll squeak by and get a C, and you'll be around to write this letter to me.

You glorious fuck.

Its a hernia. Get it removed now.

>cut off your hernia

What?

Stop doing heroin
Don't shoot up in front of your sister
Don't date Chelsea
Starting appreciating your grandpa before he kills himself
Don't buy that car, it's stolen and you're going to go to jail
Don't move away and leave your mom alone
She's going to drink herself to death four months later
Don't move away again and let your sister get hooked on drugs
Get your teeth fixed
Quit that job that you're not proud of
Enroll yourself in school while you still have lots of free time and very little bills, this situation is going to last almost two years, enough of time to do your first two years of school

Start lifting sooner
Don't talk to people about it
Don't eat all that fast food just to hit your calories your first bulk
Go to the gym when you cut so you don't get depressed again

Guess that brings us to today.

Buy bitcoin

Checked them Satan trips on the most depressing post of 2017.

Workout, do bodyweight, I dont care. You're not "oh so much holier than thou" for not doing sports and trainning, you're as stupid as everyone else. Only difference is, you're fat. Sweat that fat off you fucking pig.

"I guess I'll see you in the mirror when you're a grown man. P.S. go hug Aunt Rita every chance you can."