What would you fictional profession if you made it?

privateer

Wildlife photographer.

Assassin only loyal to my king
>help him rise to power
>become adviser to muh king
>kill all in his way
>get that sweet sweet king bussi
>get cute room in castle for hobbies and workout room all to myself
>getting paid to kill people
Thats the life man. On my off days i go pick on faggot elves while becoming bffs with blacksmith and shower him with my hard earned blood money to make pretty weapons for me.

Stripper

Companion

Muscle wizard. Anything else is just a waste of time and gains.

you mean
>a madman

Monster Hunter

Best case scenario for me, with my genetics, would be a bell ringer.

bad eyes (legally blind) , flat feet, tmj disorder, scoliosis, terrible hearing (had multiple surgeries as a kid.)

Without modern technology I would be dead.

I should have never been born.

I think I am on my way out brahs.

You just know some old, gay guy made this.

King slayer

Shit would be cash af families

viking, shit would be lit af

Geralt is achievable natty, right?

An alcoholic polyglot writer/illustrator

This.

Muscle wizard for life.

james bond duh

CEO of a Fortune 100 company

Adventurer and Hunter.

A dragon slayer
I would live a life of glory and honor, fuck cute elf girls, and die a hero defending my kingdom
>sissy elf

This is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever read.

Wanting to stand next to and support a high status male is the epitome of feminine sexual fantasies.

Congratulations I'm utterly disgusted

Prisoner

>Anything other than hunter or blacksmith

Faggots.

Witch Hunter.

Doesn't matter if it's Warhammer style or Solomon Kane style.

Rooting out the darkest evil in the land, bringing peace to small, forgotten, villages too worthless to deemed worth saving by the local lord. Bringing justice to both highwaymen and apostates alike.

Functional strength to beat the fuck out of heretics. Mad gains from gifts of delicious peasant crops. Steal loot and gold from heretics.

End up retiring (if I live long enough) with a title that I bought from the King/Emperor and train the next hunter.

That's my fantasy profession.

You're all going backwards in time, why?

>Become space bounty hunter
>Cruise around space with skinny martial arts dude and cute dog all the time
>Fuck space bitches in port
>In my off time slaying crims and collecting bounty lift weights and cook dope ass food and be a beast

Goblin Slayer

>what is your profession?

AHOOO AHOOO AHOOO

Are you a free man?

Some men are fine with pulling the strings from behind the curtains, being kind of a mastermind, and not having to deal with all the bullshit of being a public ruler. Then once your puppet ruler steps out of line, you make his entire life come crumbling down.

t. Talleyrand

>that first sip

Witcher

>getting paid to blam heretics
Dude in the middle.

>ywn fuck space bitches with your martial arts friends

Knights errand or dunedain ranger

That's a shitty feel

Ithilien Ranger

not aesthetic at all

Can't argue with this, but I'd go a bit further up the ladder.

Stalker

do you even lift?

>shit hearing for the rest of your life

>Solomon Kane style

yeah that would be pretty tight, but he's clearly built for speed and agility over raw strength

Fuck all ya'll.
I'd be a fucking adventurer.
Discovering mysterious continents, fighting wild beasts. Coming home after years, with wild stories, amazing discoveries, get knighted by the monarchy, get a mansion, tons of money, babes and glory. Name down in history, the whole she-bang.

Trading stocks seems like a dream job, you get to stay at home and make mad money, I could lift and focus on hobbies while I made bank from the comfort of my own home. The ultimate cocoon mode if I wanted it to be.

That's my IRL dream user,

But you gotta keepa constant eye on the charts to be successful, would sets be stressful if it was your income.

I did it shortly for a while with about $300, won some, lost some, but ultimately good learning experience for when I take it seriously next

Defs, not sets

Fuck you autocorrect

Paladin
>slay whatever you deem evil in the name of God
>help and protect other believers with miracles
>loved and respected by everyone

>blacksmith
>fictional

>dope ass food
I don't know about you, but bell peppers and beef without beef doesn't seem that great.

this

Space miner

Only if there's a alien face rape insurance.

We'd fuck up any aliens around
We're gonna be the first ones to conquer space

Shut your mouth spike

Hunger is the best spice, if you're on a cut

Boyfriend destroyer

you destroy their penises with your thicc ass?

Village idiot for sure.

Chicken chaser

>the gayest thing ive ever read
Lol.
Help. Im a faggot trapped in a girls body.

First thing I did every game was to buy a new name

what?