Developed brow ridge

>developed brow ridge
>high cheekbones
>small hunter eyes
>chiseled jaw
>square chin
How do I achieve this HyperChad's face aesthetics?

Touch the melted nuclesr reactors in Chernobyl

By taking the BogPill

These fucking brothers are a mystery. They're not born this way and were really handsome young.
I'm pretty sure they fucked up one of their experiment but they won't tell anyone.

I had saved a pic of these two
Thought they were just two random plastic-surgery-gone-wrong dudes

They both have a doctrates degree and have published physics papers
Wtf is this shit

To be quite honest if he didnt have a messed up head shape he'd be very handsome

Yes. They made a portal to another dimension where they ascended and received otherwordly powers.

>if he wasn't ugly then he would be good looking

>high cheekbones
>small hunter eyes
>chiseled jaw
>be female
J U S T

Being able to jack off with math and theories on physics =/= particularly sane or smurt.

Well hello there m'lady

>tfw to inteligent to have a human face

So I ascend in the evolutionary line?

Nobody wants that shit
You want faggot face aesthetics all the girls dig it
pic relate

>small hunter eyes

what does this even mean?

post face pics

Gorgeous.

No homo.

It means that they are small but not in a nerd way but because the developed brow ridge gives them a certain shape that is considered masculine

>It means that they are small but not in a nerd way but because the developed brow ridge gives them a certain shape that is considered masculine

what the fuck!?!?

now i'm even more confused.

HyperChad is apparently a russian boxing champion who now hosts a kids show

It's just what happens when you have high cheekbones and a big browridge. Eyes look small but in an attractive way.
Compared to what a nerd looks like when you take his glasses away, his eyes are small but in a nerd and gay way.

The faggot face is the easiest to get.
>put Vaseline on your eyelashes and lips to get linger eyelashes and red lips
>shape your eyebrows to make them like girl eyebrows
>only work out your ass and legs to get fucked like the faggot you are

Welp, I guess I'm having nightmares tonight

>large.jpg

Small, fuck you

You'll have handsome sons one day.

>tfw I'm waving to the haters

most professionals regard their paper's as "utter horse shit"

You mean Brad Pitt squinty eyes?

Yep small eyes are a particularly masculine attractive feature while women look better with big doll like eyes