How do I move out my parents house?

Never really sat down and counted. I look late 20's and cruise low dose tren/test year round so working around teens is like shooting fish in a barrel

Pic related: me last year with a smaller chest

I've always wanted to do this

>get a degree
>go teach English in Japan/Korea
>Get given an apartment, save $1000 a month, fuck asian girls en masse

nigga if you're in your early 20s I don't understand why you wouldn't do this. It only starts getting creepy if you get into your mid 30s and you're still doing it.

You had the right idea but don't use a minivan. Have some self respect and get an astrovan/truck.

>roiding for this

Same. I thought living with strangers my age couldn't possibly be worse than living with my family. Couldn't've been more wrong.

I could live in an apartment if I wanted to, but I still have this wild dream that I could be a homeowner and I don't want to piss away so much of my income on money for rent that I'll never see again.

Stop "wanting to" and just do it.
>just finished 2 month tour of northern cali
>rode mountain bike through redwood forest
>spent one week in lassen national volcanic park
>two weeks in lava beds national park
>hook up and never have to commit because "just visiting"
There are very few downsides to this lifestyle

Pic related: santa cruz

I know this is bait but i enjoy my bowling ball delts, overdeveloped traps and tren face.
>Not roiding for pic related

Im only interested in function and reliability, got that van for 800 in ohio because rust belt vehicle but it has no mechanical issues. If i were looking for style i would have gone with a 70's shaggin wagon or a microbus

Nice bikes /n/igger

How is cruising working out for you, bum bro? Have you had your fertility tested?

>$600 schwinn mountain bike
>$200 beach cruiser
>paid for them, not stolen
How does this make me a /n/igger??

>bowling ball delts
lmfao

The better i do on my diet the more shit my dad will bring into the house and specifically junk food he knows i like. I don't have a single memory of ever being skinny and yet that shithead tries to sabotage me.

Not really interested in kids but from what ive read the fertility thing is rare, kind of like how a small percentage of people are allergic to peanuts
Also ronnie coleman has 10 kids and arnold has at least four, so im not too worried about it
I love the feeling of being on gear, the times ive stopped feel like going from driving a ferrari to driving a station wagon, not to mention the changes in the way you look.

Get a job or apply for HUD, neetie boy. You know your NEETbux system isn't sustainable and it's bound to fall out sooner or later.

Compared to natty delts... yeah

Nah, not all of us want to be homeless niggers. I'd rather live in one of the tent cities.

t. wagecucks

lmfao. Keep sucking shekelbergs cock

Fucking Asian girls on their home turf is a lot more difficult than it sounds

Stay poor NEET

I started a business and moved out when I got enough money.

stay sucking shekelburg

>Ridiculous traps
>Giant shoulders
>No chest
>No glutes
>Fucked obliguqes

What the fuck are you doing, why would you roid for this?

>wanting glutes

not him but are you a fucking faggot?

Muscle groups most desired by women in order

>Biceps
>Glutes
>Abs
>Chest
>Shoulders

Don't be retarded on purpose.

source: my ass 2017, NEET University, department of virginity

> cruise low dose tren/test year round
absolute madman
how much and how long for both?

I wish

Fuck you lucky nigger. I want to do this so badly. True freedom.

then do it fucking retard

no luck involved.

>Women

Also most anecdotal studies put male glutes as the number one desired male muscle group by females. Athlean-X has a vid with a shitty anecdotal sample group IIRC

DYEL? Srs

Girls are into glutes man. Problem is you don't have em.

No. No one likes your t-rex-mode glutes where you look like a woman from behind.

>traps have always been rediculous, i dont even target them
>bad chest genetics
>have really nice glutes but my hand is in the way in that pic
Anyways ive done a deca blast since then and everything is better

I cruise on 100 test-e per week and 100 tren-e per week, theres even a trt doctor that promotes this somewhere online
Ive been on since october 2015

>100 test-e per week

why so fuckin low

do u run ugl gear

Lmfao

I'm sure having a nice ass isn't detrimental but it is not the first physical thing women are prioritizing about you

Haha thanks, just buy a van, get a gym membership and go. I have much less responsibility than wagecucks and im enjoying life to the fullest

I always combine it with tren, deca, or mast. Tren by itself is somewhere around five times more potent than test so higher test isnt really needed

Also yes, running ugl because no doctors gonna prescribe mid 30 yr old test/tren

oh cool

I'm about to start my first cycle of 4 months of 250mg test-e. Kind of been putting off though because I have a persistent shoulder injury so I'm not sure if I'll be able to go hard and make most use of it.

I'm a NEET, but I have a home gym, a pool and never-ending supply of Test, Tren and D-bol. I just lift every day Bulgarian style and read histories, books on economics and geopolitics. I'm afraid to leave the house, but there is no reason to anyways.

It sucks being a 6'2" 225lb 10% BF 21 year old virgin though when every girl wants my dick when I do leave the house, but I sperg out and retreat back to my basement asap.

At least, at this rate I'll become Clarence in the next year. Going to hit a 6.5 pl8 squat soon.

If its a rotator cuff injury, i fixed mine with a youtube stretch although i lost the link
>lay on your injured side facing a wall, injured arm out and up
>lift your upper leg and move it backwards twisting your body
>use upper arm to push on wall for more leverage
>relax injured shoulder and try to hold position for around 15 seconds
Hope this helps, facepulls and pushups are good too

Also id recommend 500 test per week to really get good gains in the beginning, then taper down when you get to the size you like

Confirmed asslets. Girls will smack my ass and qts will stare at my ass and smile at me when I squat. I think the priority for women though is:
1. Forearms
2. Glutes
3. Big back / Shoulders

>If its a rotator cuff injury, i fixed mine with a youtube stretch although i lost the link
I have no fking clue what it is, yo.

It's been on and off for ages. Nothing in particular seems to aggravate it, it just gets super bad sometimes.

I do "shoulder dislocations" and cable external/internal rotations before lifting, no idea what it is. I'm thinking maybe some sort of labrum problem since I played baseball and done swimming for ages.

I'll try that tho.

>Also id recommend 500 test per week to really get good gains in the beginning, then taper down when you get to the size you like

I used to think this but after reading the galeniko no-one method he seems to rave heavily about low dose test for longs periods. Thinking about just trying these 16 weeks first before deciding from there which way to go.

>why so fuckin low
>cruising
do you get bloods at all? how is your bp?

Is that in the Russell Group?

This is a huge mistake.
I did this during grad school and it was awful.
I lived with strangers for a year and a friend for a year, both sucked.
I'll never live with another person besides my family/spouse again.
>currently working a 60k/year job and living at home with my folks

>How do I move out my parents house?
Kill yourself.
Now you live in a box in the ground -- which is not in your parents' house.
Please do this immediately, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE

Sounds like you retards either got unlucky or can't pick roommates worth shit.

I realise this is probably bait, but how does one afford these things on neetbux?

If pain is in front shoulder esp after overhead movement then its rotator cuff.
250 test over longer period just means longer until you get your gains

Its elevated but goes back to normal when i go off, usually the machines say im at risk for hypertension, but i can test again a minute later and it says normal range. If i die, ill die happy

It's kind of front of shoulder. But not aggravated by any over head pressing... At least not immediately (?)

I don't know man it's real fucking weird. I need like a full biopsy or something. Maybe it's just tendon rubbing on bone or some shit

I've made threads about it before. No one could figure out what it was or what triggers it.