Walk into gym

>Walk into gym
>I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED SHAKE IT CAN'T TAKE IT MUST BREAK IT BREAK IT OFF YEAH WHAT I SAY BITCH

walk into gym
youtube.com/watch?v=WwCgDCvqrRE
>:^)

they won't remove this fucking song from the gym playlist:
youtube.com/watch?v=CgGsw5Efgjw

Why is this so good?

>walk into gym
>TERRORMACHINE COMBAT 18

because omniboi took a top 50 trap song and made it smooth as a motherfucker

>walk into gym
>I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME
I swear to fuck the night crew picks out the worst music

I pretty much just listen to David Bowie when I work out. Usually scary monsters and then heroes. I'm pretty my neighbors are tired of hearing the same album over and over and me cursing and screaming autistically. They're poor mexicans so they probably hate it when I listen to jazz or classical more though

Fuck I'd be hype if my gym played DG

Imagine Beware while you're lifting

>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SIEZE IT, I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT, I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT, I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Do you go to like a crossfit gym or something? My gym only plays like radio top 100 shit

What albums have you been listening to recently Veeky Forums?

I've had this one on repeat this whole year and some of Dethalbum II and Austrian Death Machine.

Been listening to all of Tears for Fears' albums over and over for a while

fuck your bitch she a thot, thot

>going to a gym that doesn't have a roof
What kind of poorfag are you?

>If Young Metro don't trust you, I'ma shoot you

MY NAME IS NO, MY SIGN IS NO, MY NUMBER IS NO, YOU NEED TO LET IT GO

walk into gym
>THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE

>put headphones on
>YOU ARE SO FARRRRRRR AWAYYYYYYY
>AND IT STRAINNNNNNS ON MEEEEEEEEE

>walk into gym
>HOO, HAH, HOO, HAH, HOO, HAH
>SLAUGHTER
>PERSIANS
>SPARTA
>HELLAS

>walk into gym
>PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
makes me think of her.

Fucking normie GET OUT

>drop top

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

IT'S ALL RIGHT IT'S ALL RIGHT

OHOOOHHHHHOOHHHHH

for some reason I thought of the U2 song but I don't think that's what you're going for

KEKKEKEKEK

Ed sheeran senpai

fuck off ahmad

>walk into gym
>Shelter starts playing

This is the type of shit that isn't worth dropping a gym for (unless you have the money) but makes life so shit

Walk into the gym
>"Let the voice of love take you higher!"

>raindrop opening my locker, take 2

What a dumb song
>We've come from nuthin' to somethin'

No you haven't. You're a mong who made 5 figures and thinks he's wealthy. All that money will be gone in 2 years, tops

What's wrong with a strong independent fat woman who don't need no man?

youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I

>I WOULD GIVE YOU THE STARS IN THE SKY, BUT THEY'RE TOO FAR AWAAAAYY

BITCH

t. autistic white kid

> walk into gym

> OH BABY I'M WORTH IT

> UH HUH I'M WORTH IT

Please no

>8pm
>Walk into gym
>"Anoooooon, diner's ready !"
>LATER MOM!
Homegym master race

*fucking on your bitch she a thot thot

>in the gym this morning
>I know everybody on this island

Seriously receptionist?

>sail into the gym
>trade receptionist three drams of soil to use the squat rack

>Jump into the gym
>It's a me , a lucky guy!

>wait for them to ask you who you know

> Walk into bar
> lemon drop shots

Jesus i haven't heard Gordon Lightfoot mentioned in ages

...

yfm

The Migos are worth over 4 million and have been rich for +4 years so keep being a dumbass

>walk into gym
>You got that james dean day dream look in your eye
>And I got that red lipped classic thing that you like
>And when we go crashing down we come back every time
>Cause WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE
>WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

walk into gym
>YOU GOT A LOW SELF ESTEEM? YOU CAN RENT MY EGO
youtube.com/watch?v=Gkxolne0U5U

>GUARDS OF GLORY AND OF MIGHT
>RED AS BLOOD AND BLACK AS NIGHT
>FLIES OUR BANNER AS WE MARCH
>IN THE EAST, FOR THE KING OF THE GREEK

walk into the gym
>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

youtube.com/watch?v=TYGWSgqalgY

Thank you for posting sabaton in every one of these

FOR THE GRACE
FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

great song

>walk into gym
>THAAAAANK GOD FER GURILLLS
Fuckin hel

Varangian Guard? Also Byzantines are Romans REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>doesn't know that many ATL rappers are more rich from drug money than rap money
lmao they'll be fine

Is there a story behind this song and Veeky Forums? I've unironically listened to it in the gym for months, and seen it posted here a few times.

>walk into gym
>I'M LIKE TT, JUST LIKE TT. IREAN NAE MAM MOREUGO NEOMUHAE NEOMUHAE
I'M LIKE TT, JUST LIKE TT
TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE MY BABBBYY

...

>SO BABY HOLD ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>walk into gym
>GIMME FOO
>GIMME FAHH
>GIMME DAT WIDDAH DIZZAH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

never actually happened cause it's not 1998 but i wish ( ._.)

>Liking Sana
>When Jeongyeon and Momo exist

But I like momo too.

exmilitary is best dg

>walk into gym
>It's aint me starts playing

Murmaider is GOAT

Thedailystormer.com

Come home, white man

As if anyone ever approaches her.

holy fuck what a reference. This just took me back, thanks user.

HUSTLE BONES COMIN OUT MAH MOUTH

>walk into gym
see oneitis
with her boyfriend

>walk into gym
>i be going all night, no sleep, cause i fe-e-el like i'm always dreamin

okay i wrote the wrong song lyrics but i don't care

>walk into gym
>WELL AMOS MOSES WASSA CAJUN
>HE LIVED BY HISSELF INNA SWAMP

>>mfw i actually went to school with that kid, buddy of mine took the video

>walk into gym
>SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

...

>walk into gym
>zumba class is on in the next room
>pop in headphones

>Your breasts, grow hair, you know I don't care
>You're still my gal but I would not dare
>Upset you now, there's sweat on my brow I swallow my pride and you start to growl
>That time again, because of your sin You're on the rag and the killings begun

...

cooking up dope in a crockpot

>Walk into gym
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
true story

>Arrive at the local Gold's with my dirigible
>On-site dirigible bay is already full
>Takes me several hours to find an open dock
>Miss my pre-arranged squat rack window, know I'm gonna have to pay a restocking fee
>Docking crew are all upset at me for some reason
>Realize that I left my extra fedoras at home, so now I've got nothing to tip them with
>Fuck it, I'm late enough as it is
>Purchase ticket for the next soonest time
>Somebody's weight gimp slashes my neck racking him, guards won't do a thing
>Make my way over the smoldering bones of the previous customers while I find my seat
>Set finally starts
>Five minutes in, the smith machine cuts off, followed by an announcement over the PA
>"Whoever is the owner of the black and red dirigible with the lightning bolts on the side, your gimp bridge is on fire"
>Embarrassed, get up from my seat and realize everyone is staring at me, someone throws almonds
>Reach the docks
>The crew has painted "SINGLE" all over the side of my dirigible
>My mfw when no-singles day

not him, but hes hardly a dumbass for assuming a niggerish stereotype, id rather call you one for knowing these shitty "musicians"

>>reddit.com/r/lewronggeneration

If only bro

I am so tired of nigger culture being pushed by the kikes onto white america, seeing girls say lit and deadass on social media and listening to migos is depressing.

Fucking what

jesus christ our society is so fucked, they are trying to promote and normalize cuckolding