Post ending in 00,33,66,99, decide what I do to get myself kicked out of planet fitness. I will post results the same time tomorrow. Also, I wont do anything illegal.
Planet Fatness
Pretend to trip and launch a dumbbell into the mirror
Take a shit in the freeweight area.
Start screaming like an autistic person while doing your sets
start doing random shit like running around with weights and spin around and shit
and take someone who will film you
Bring a stereo and play Ariana grande super loud while you lift
This would probably earn you a month's free membership
Go in full blackface. If black go in white face and actively try to convert everyone to mormanism.
Sniff every seat after someone gets off
Dead lift in speedos
Wear a Lycra singlet
Do Barbellflies while screaming ' I'm a lucky guy' wearing a Justin Bieber shirt.
Kek
kill yourself by dropping weights on your head
Do this
They don't have barbells.
Wear a shirt that says no fat chicks
Go in one of those T. rex costumes
Wear a suit and try to collect payment for the use of treadmills - also tip the receptionist.
Haha this
Power up for every set as if you were going super saiyan, dance around screaming CHA LA, HEAD CHA LA at the end of every set while shadowboxing.
Blow in people's ears while they're mid-rep and say, "Lookin' good sweet cheeks."
Hold a bag of McDonald's in front of the fattest person's treadmill and yell, "the squirmy worm gets the McDouble!"