What is the most noble reason to lift?

To get big.

t.alcoholic junkie.

kys

THIS IS CRINGE

to get strong enough to lift a car thats pinning your parents against the pavement on the freeway.

>ever drinking alcohol makes you an alcy
holy shit have you ever left the basement?

n...no...what does staying in the basement have to do with it?

>le doggo epic puppersxD

Normies have made me hate pets.

To serve in Trump's armies during the next crusades

To make your ancestors proud.

to look like your ancestors, the ones who actually struggled and had to hunt for food, did. skinny people, fat people and skinny fat people make me wanna vomit.

>being this fucking bitter
Jesus dude go talk to someone

I want to live a long and healthy life, so that I can be there as long as possible for my wife, and children. I don't want my wife to have to see me die first.

"If I don't outlive my wife I'll never get to fuck anyone else again."

For the Emprah

on a serious note, to inspire others.

>non non nigger is autistic
no surprises here

i guess if you could save a bus full of blind orphans with cancer by doing 5x5 squats, that would be the most noble reason to lift

So if you ever come across someone trapped in a car after a crash you can just tear that car door off or lift the car off someone.

One of these days i'll be in that situation and all this work will be worth it.

My waifu

So when I go to the beach 3 times a year I can get mirred

For fun

To be strong enough to perform in a job where you do something like this to save strangers. Having no personal stake in it makes it more noble.

For your current or future children to give them the loving, protective care they deserve.

Maybe if yours wasn't such a shit.

for Socrates

>implying she's not Veeky Forums's daughteru

>dorito mouth

That guy is so hot he needs a good dicking

The most noble reason to lift is so in the event of a global famine/apocalypse children may eat all of your enormous muscles to survive off of

/thread

only ever for doggo.

To reject thirsty thots(all women)

Lifting for the glory of God.

I hope you realize our ancestors actually looked like skinny little malnourished dudes right?

The "naturally fit" ancient human would probably look more like a marathon runner as opposed to a greek statue

Because your body is a temple and it pleases the Lord when you better yourself.

This.

To be more functional. Also to be harder to kill and more useful in general.

I've sort of embraced an esoteric version of Christianity wherein only through sacrifice, suffering, and self-improvement am I worthy of salvation.
This stems from a religious experience I had during a very dark moment in my life when I was moments from suicide.

>pic unrelated

any reading you recommend?

>noble

vacuous concept for autistic fedoralords and assbackwards 'conservatives' to circlejerk around to justify their inability to get pussy or to put down people who are more successful than them

protip: there is no such thing as 'noble', it's a social construct, just do things because they feel good, there's no "higher cause" or any of that bullshit

post the story in a new thread
>give us a good greentext

Glory.

>2010 + 7
>believes in religion

My friend of negro decent

What do I do if my gf's dog is an untrained shithead?

There's really no other reason.

>my beleifs are based on my feelings and experiences
>tfw you will never be this fucking retarded

Fuck you nigger I've been legally dead three times and that didn't do shit. Did tons of psychedelics, and not shit.

>tfw all my beleifs have come from organic thought

>organic thought exists outside feelings and experiences

To be fight ready against egotistical bros.

>implying that's what I was implying
>implying objectivity is impossible

>implying you're not actually lifting for Plato and Xenophon

>lifting for Christianity
>not devoting your time ministering to the poor and the needed
>not following Jesus' example
>making it

>Jesús
>natty

keks since the year of our Lord

Killua you smug queer shut up!

Was Jesus natty? Is it natty if youre God?

God, or gods in general, is on a level of existence where being natty doesn't really apply.

But no, you're not natty if you're divine.

Some say the cross weighed 300lbs
Def not natty brehs

>Oliva
You user, are my nigga

This is a real thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

Don't tell me what to do, faggot.

this has to be the most autistic thing ever

As crosstraining for a competitive, full contact martial art (boxing/mma/kickboxing etc)

I have a self confidence problem. And I"m fucking unhealthy right now. so I'm trying to better myself.

So you can finally show that fucking lanklet Great Dane across the street who's boss

for my job.

I lift so that (in order of importance):
1. I feel energized and healthy
2. I can be happy with my body image
3. I can easily lift and carry my loving girlfriend over my shoulder

Dirty hose dragger