ITT: Veeky Forums is mostly women

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>one chance at life
>small breasts
>apple shape build

i will never be stacy

>be a 6'1'' amazonian
>go to local gym with my frappo whey
>see a womanlet doing squats without plates
>compliment her on her form sarcasticly
>she says thank you
>ask her what's her facebook in a passive aggressive manner
>add her on it
>never grab a salad with her
>post her photos on Veeky Forums laughing at her flat ass

>l but in the story gonna make the girl really seem bitchy and rude

I hate that females do this. Even if the person did nothing wrong, through tone of voice and false imitations of that person (making them sound rude when they were speaking completely neutrally), they think they'll get you to agree with them.

Unfortunately it does work on their other female friends who are also stupid, who's kneejerk reaction is "oh my god gurl, she's such a bitch, you are totally right".

Should I lead this ugly gymcel on and #wastehistime?

>be me, not you, me
>not you, hehe
>me
>um where was I
>be me at the gym today, in yoga pants
>they're um from lululemon haha
>there's actually a good sale
fuck this post give me attention
>there's actually a good sale atm
>um, so yeah purple leggings, training legs
>doing donkey kick backs
>my ass feels so nice, all the creepy guys staring
>probably
>anyway, lol, doing donkey kick backs
>this skinny bitch who already looks anorexic walks in
>like um, why are you even here cunt
>seriously you could see her ribs through her nike singlet
>i have the same one, got it on sale btw
>doing donkey kick backs
>decide to take a selfie
>10 mins later got a good one
>post on the gram "booty day :)"
>get 100 whiteknights complimenting me
>finally, ego stroked enough for me to have the confidence to go up to chad
>"tehe um, the machines stuck"
>chad helps me change the weight on the glute kickback machine
>fuck him in the backseat of his WRX
>boyfriend comes home and tells me about his day
>cum still dripping out of my pussy
>realize boyfriend didn't buy me anything from Pandora today
>make a personal instagram post bitching about him behind his back, receive a ton of support
>feel really good, go to sleep before he can come in and ask to have sex

pic related my bf

But amazonians are the manlets of women

>yelled at boyfriend for nothing
>told him he never supports me even though he does
>dump him
>wonder why he never texts me after i told him to fuck off
>chads only want my pussy
>men aren't men anymore these days
>tfw no 6'rich20yrowith12''

>>make a personal instagram post bitching about him behind his back, receive a ton of support
this is literally way too fucking accurate, please stop posting here

since fucking when are superior amazonians inferior to shit tier short women?

wtfffff, i hope you dump him girrrrl, you do you xx

EXBOYFRIEND THREADS EVERYWHERE

Manlet detected

Gremlin bitch pls go.

You do realize that unless a girl has a horrific face if she just gets fit then every straight male will be attracted to her? The guys that say "too much muscle" are just insecure with themselves and want a partner who doesn't pressure them to not be a lazy shit.

>how do i fuck my brother

Most normalfags don't share your fetish broski
I'm sure there's women out there who fantasize about how they're delicate elf princesses beign taken by superior Dwarves, but that's not the average woman

gremlin copulator detected

Quick reminder that Veeky Forums is DYKE ONLY. If you don't slobber that sweet sweet woman juice, you will NEVER make.

Are there any excercises to make my pussy smaller/tighter? Im way too conscious about having sex, and seeing the guys reaction when he puts it in and there's still plenty of space left.

>caring what men want
ayyee lmao

Should've stayed off the carousel SLUT

You can train your muscles to be able to really grab things with it. There are tools that you use to that end, like the little balls on a string.

t. jelly virgin

since when is being a female vigin a bad thing?

>STACY eats CUPCAKES and gets licked out by CHAD because of her genetically determined FACE, TITS and ASS

I don't think that's the issue here, I've had sex with only 13 guys. I just think genetics screwed me over

since when is it okay
jesus christ have you ever had sex with a virgin?

Are we talking in character anymore?

were 13 of them black?

just lol @ these copecel gymcels who think CHAD cares about how much they can squat
all that matters is having big t&a

>browsing Veeky Forums and tumblr at the same time

>start going to the gym
>as my body makes progress i observe other women for comparison
>start observing more and more
>i dont even look at guys anymore i just search for the woman with the best ass
>want to grab their asses and boobs
>glaring at them in the changing room and trying to sneak a peek in the showers
>want to feel a girls sweaty body on mine and eat them out

I thought this was just a meme girls... I did not ask for this.

>finally hit 0.2/0.5/2/0.5 today after 5 years of hard work

This actually sounds real

Damn that girl is hawt!
> no lesbo

T O R O N T O

umm, no one asked for your opinion lanklet. post abs or gtfo

Who else here /LiftingForGandy/?

are you retarded? thats how women psych is entirely composed

try staying single for longer than a month

the majority of women are bisexual. when you dress, you dont dress to impress guys, you compete against your counterparts. men are naturally attracted to you so the only competition you have is other vaginas

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side note to all the women here, you are all sluts and that's your gene. call me virgin or neckbeard, I already won being a homosexual fucking skanks

>since when is it a bad thing not to take Chads big fat cock as much and as soon as possible
>since when is it a bad thing not to make it
gtfo you damn uggo. you will never be Stacey.

Nigga are you retarded or is you retarded

>no lesbo
Wtf sis

Who broke your heart bro?

Yoni eggs/weighted things that I forget the name of.

Also its genetic, so you can only improve so much, but it does make a difference

what did he mean by all this?

my mother for not accepting me. thus my hatred for women

If not trolling, I'm sorry brother. Keep your head up and try not to have a callous heart.

Rate my routine pls

Day 1:
5 minute walk

Day 2:
Rest

Day 3:
Patriarchy smash downs x F

Day 4:
30 seconds zumba

Day 5:
Rest

Day 6:
Lmao0.25pl8 20 x 5

Day 7:
Rest

>Doing shirtless ab crunches on a yoga mat, working up a sweat
>Girl walks up and stammers something about pilates
>5/10 at best would not bang, politely indulge with a smile anyway
>Starts asking me questions about my routine just wish this little troll would go away and let me finish my workout
>Why is it only the uggos that talk to me?
>Go to bench, all the women staring and spilling their spaghetti. Typical sluts.
>Leave gym

Why are women like this, Veeky Forums? If you are anything less than a D cup don't even bother approaching me. Thank you.

Underrated

Pls remember to take selfies so people know that you work out

>lmao0.25pl8 20x5

That's way too much girlfriend, you're gonna over train if you continue to do that much.

fucking kek

Hey dudebot here
How do I get big abs by summer?

If you keep benching that much your arms/shoulder will get way too big and Chad won't fuck you.

Hello, fitizens!

Man here, I was hoping to get some help. You see, I've been really busting ass with cutting and working out.
I wanted to get a six pack for the first time ever and be able to show off at the beach. Be a real Chad you know?
And it's been working so far, but there's a problem.
My ass.
My ass is GONE.
I used to have women just gawk at my but and grab at their boyfriends ass, now...I have nothing.
Why didn't Men's Fitness warn me about this!
Can you guys help?
I want to get the six pack and get swole, but I also want to have my ass back.

PS
No I will not show Dick and I will not get the fuck out. I did that once in a penis: hot or not thread on /r9k/ and you freaking betafemales reposted the picture for weeks. I don't want to be associated with MONSTER DICK-kun moniker you creeps.

she looks terrible in every photo because she is a filthy beaner and should be sent to where she belongs.

who 0.25/0.5/0.75/1 yet?

I bet you have hair on your knuckles with numbers like that

>go to gym
>change into my typical gym clothes, sports bra with black leggings (thongs get irritating so I just go commando underneath them)
>run on treadmill for 10 minutes
>get sweaty, nipples poking through sports bra a bit, pussy is puffy so you can see my cameltoe
>see some skinny and overweight guys looking at me, i scowl at them
>see a fit cute guy looking, i smile
>decide to do some stretches to get his attention, lunging in front of him so he can see my nice butt
>comes over and talks to me, we chat a bit, i give him my number and my instagram
>after my treadmill and stretches, i go to the mirror and take a few full body selfies to post on instagram to show everyone i'm at the gym, with a caption about how guys were staring at me there, making me uncomfortable, just because im wearing this gear doesnt mean im a piece of meat
>get 50 likes, a lot of supportive comments to not let the unwanted stares get to me, feel good
>go to bathroom and take a few pictures stripping off my clothes to post to gonewild and get tons of karma and comments saying how hot i am

was a great gym trip fit. how was yours?

Wow I didn't know there were so many women in this board will anyone of you be my girlfriend?

REEEEEEE STACY REEEEEEEEEEEE

just give in
>beginning of semester, every stacy's in the gym
>mostly cardio maniacs, hip bridges
>i lift with solid form, tho still lmao.05pl8
>one stacyette ventures over, deer in the headlights stare as she gingerly fingers weights
>catch her mirin as i squat, looks away immediately when i finish and catch her eye
>swallow spaghetti and ask if she lifts
>'n-no, i don't want to get too big, my boyfriend won't let me'
>tfw i want to literally slam her against the wall, rip her tank top off and kiss her so hard she speaks nothing but gibberish for days

i'm not even gay sisters how do i get rid of this feel, men just don't ever understand, leading me on when they just want pussy

>never grab a salad with her

Kek

can't believe this got no (you)s, extremely accurate. Hear this from bourgeois girls all the time

> tfw you squat and your DivaCup falls out
> tfw you don't eat ice cream for a month and Chad still doesn't notice you
> tfw you could crush a man's head between your thighs
> tfw men wince when you jerk them off
> tfw you begin to wonder how to tell if you have gyno

Talk shit about me again and I'll drop a dumbbell on your neck

fag
She's Italian, retard.

Post ass, no lesbo

>women
>knowing about SS

Does she have a hearing aid?

Nah, I like muscle on dudes but i like my women to be feminine
>mfw grillz all cover themselves in tattoos these days

FACE, BREASTS, ASS

this is swift and her positive canthal tilt and genetically swolen psoas and hip flexors are going IN on hundreds of chads while you squat in the gym

TITLET GYMCEL COPE

> chad only calls me when he is drunk
> can't commit because he still loves his ex
> what to do

Post high-est guys

there should be a version of this for women

>She's Italian, retard

>implying there is a difference

Hey ladies first of all no I'm not a chad just a gentlesir xD looking for advice from all you muscly babes (no misogyno) what exercises do I do to increase dick size for muh waifu?

implying that italian women are anything but shit tier compared to superior slavic women

lmao femores when will they learn

Now here's the funny part
through out my entire 27 year old i have asked numerous women on their forums across the internet for advice about relationships and life in general.
never do that. Women will never give you a good advice. They have no fucking idea what they want and what they need.

Women are stupid as shit if it goes for taking care for themselves.
And most of them have daddy issues.

THOUGH NOT WE RIGHT? WE HAVE NO EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WITH OUR DIVORCED PARENTS?

I hate it that Stacy takes all the 10/10 men. I'm a 5/10 and have to be happy about a 9/10 or even 8/10 when I'm drunk.

OH SHIT
I laughed at that pic for a full uninterupted minue

Thanks for the core workout bro/sis.

this should be reversed.
short women are garbage

>only 13

i woudlnt touch that disgusting used goods even if you were the last woman alive

Anyone has any sex tips? I already do the lying down, turning my head to the right while mouning thing

>falling for the short girl meme
how dumb you have to be?

i actually laughed
nigga you cray?
i recently realized that i had more girlfriends then they

First of all, faggot. Second of all, she is only "in part" italian, a true italian lady is more beautiful than whoever shitty pop idiot the states can come up with.