This guy comes up to you at the gym and calls you Bro. Says your meat gains are trash and you should go vegan or else...

This guy comes up to you at the gym and calls you Bro. Says your meat gains are trash and you should go vegan or else, what do?

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Tell him I am vegan and offer him some deadlifting advice

Tell him to start training his neck

good choice user, because he was going to stab you

TEST

stabbed

>hes been training for 10 years
>cant deadlift 405 for one rep
>cant even lock it out with bad form, the dude literally cannot pick it up because hes not strong enough
>claims to be a weightlifting expert
>doesnt even deadlift from dead stop position
>uses touch and go like a NYR retard
youtu.be/gugIDlAPHTI?t=9s

why does it look like he just has a cylinder in his crotch and not a dick?
and user, he said he was tired bro :^)

Someone should lift for six months on a normal person diet (to get above vg's level) and then go vegan for a week at his gym just to troll him.

Except a normal diet is pretty shit for someone looking to make healthy and serious gains.

how do I get this neck?

I train traps, but I don't think my neck has gotten any thicker, at least not enough for me to notice

but wouldnt they notice if youre eating normal

>what do?
"GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NIGGA!"

Its not his diet thats holding him back (unless hes simply not eating enough food)

Its his shitty brosplit programming and lack of progressive overload.

This. This motherfucker eats a SHIT TON of fucking food. He is probably just maintaining in the gym. Some people don't want to get bigger but want to maintain where they are at.

lol whatever the fuck he does he will always look small

Didn't he just upload a video of himself almost pulling 4 plates?

Still bigger than you tool. I bet you eat all your meat proteins and never skip a shake right? You hate yourself for being smaller than a vegan bu bu bu I EAT MY WHEY

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How is that impressive? I'm a casual lifter, 6' 170 lbs only lifting for aesthetics and I deadlift 415.

but i like muh whey

I bet you do. Listen I'm sorry for reacting the way I did. It was unfair of me.

>Says your meat gains are trash and you should go vegan or else, what do?

Grab him by the balls and tell him that's one juicy vagina he has.

piss him off by praising meat eating and animal slaughter and hopefully get shanked by him, ending my pathetic life

I need 3700 calories a day to bulk, no way I could do that while vegan

"Hey man, could you stop talking to me? You're being weird."

do pic related

Eat his dog.

Yell loudly "I HAVE A GUN" and then tackle him.