/Fraud/ - Steroids, Bimbo's "ex," and Veeky Forums general

Nope, still waiting on that and the Sinead O'Connor filter.

Lame

Do you reckon i could get tren e to hold at 200mg/ml with no BB?

He looks like he has some kind of shoulder deformity wtf

Really you said way too much and made it obvious how much you still care. Should have quit after the first message. Not replied with a wall of text.

He's dropping it low to show shoulder striation. He's proud of it and sees it as a benchmark.

My soup was hella thicc! Oof!

Duh. But I'm not playing games to win her back or impress. I was smoking in my car, she knocked on my window and I told her off so idk what to tell you m8O

...

Maybe, I haven't tried without BB, I suspect it'd be close either way.

>my life for Aiur

Okay thanks bro

>that face

>TFW reading about tren cough

Why do people do this again? Tren effects seem scary af

FIERCE

the inevitable rebound makeup sex is gonna be so rough

>Why do people do this again?
WHATEVER IT TAKES

hur dur 1/50 chance of coughing for 30 seconds to look like a god and earn hundreds of thousands of dollars posing on stage and posting instagram pics
i wonder why people do it

>1/50 chance of coughing for 30 seconds
you underestimate how dumb some people are. we have one at my gym who coughs literally a third of the time like a goddamn coal miner. i agree otherwise though.

Should i hop on gear to get aesthetic and try to become a personal trainer? I have no future and this seems to be the only option.

How is it so bad for some people? Is it just a matter of using tren A instead of E? Other than when I pin i cough about as much as someone with a small cold.

if you have no future im going to assume your lazy which means you wouldnt have the drive to get clients/start your own business etc

so you want to work for someone else.. fine, no problem with that except for the fact that your aesthetics are only going to last for a little while - before you know it you'll be a middledaged balding overcompensating roider with a dead end job who gets laid off for a more aesthetic younger version of himself
then what? you have no money to survive on because you've earned a pretty shitty wage all your life and you'll have trouble finding another job because your only work experience is being a roided up loser failing at helping fatties 'tone' their body at planet fitness

dont waste your time, it's finite - slang roids for $$$ to pay for university - do a course that interests you but will allow you to live comfortably and retire before your 50 so you dont end up hating your life
work hard and you'll be rewarded

depends on ester, how much and where (and how "good") you pin, and some people respond worse than others. said guy at my gym is claimed to yoloblast like a gram of tren a so ymmv

that's not a thing man

tren cough is a thing during the injection, it's not a semi permanent thing you keep as long as you're on tren

>nobody has ever pinned anything preworkout (although that's a dumb thing to do with tren imho) and thus coughed in the gym

Somebody lost the genetics lottery, not even roids can fix this mess and face.

Do you guys have issues with high blood pressure? I'm on a pretty low dose of just Test E, but still hover right between prehypertension and hypertension stage 1, despite a fuckton of cardio and clean diet.

yup

it's "okay" as long as you pay attention to it and don't let it go on too long (ie, don't blast for 6 months)

ur retarded lmao. Tren cough literally happens during and immediately after the injection. Not 10mins later when they are in the gym. Unless the nigga is shooting up on the bench at the gym ur not hearing a fuckin tren cough u dumb azz retard.

I had elevated BP until I started taking some aromasin.

When people talk about diuretics in bodybuilding is it the same shit you would take before a colonoscopy?

well he does scatter off to the toilet before he starts his work sets so i dunno. maybe he has just some other lung affliction i dunno about, i have bigger issues.

not necessarily. those are way stronger and have you shit your life out in agony, not something you want to do pre-comp.

Coq10, niacin, and water

I imagine those are stronger

They are stronger? Lol
I don't think they are a big deal really but then again I'm not 4% bf taking them.

anecdotal evidence, but those i had to take before mine had me suffer like a dog for two days, expelling a seething torrent of putrid stuff from all my holes, whereas coffee, sodium cheating, dandelion root, stinging nettle, and otc diuretics just have me piss five times a day and that's kinda it.

>expelling a seething torrent of putrid stuff from all my holes
Lmao sounds fun. They just make me poop for like two hours and that's it.

they didn't tell me i should fast for a day before taking them. day before was my sister's birthday, we had a massive bbq. might have played a role kek

What did she do? Or was it not one thing, more a gradual realisation on your part that it was an unhealthy relationship?

>before you know it you'll be a middledaged balding
it already happened

>dead end job
i guess it will be way better than my actual job

>you have no money to survive on because you've earned a pretty shitty wage
this is happening as we speak. I will have to kill myself or die from starvation

>do a course that interests you
no such thing plus i can't afford anything like that. I can't even afford food

>will allow you to live comfortably and retire before your 50
never heard of such thing being possible in my country. People here work until 75 years old (if they won't die earlier)

>so you dont end up hating your life
too late

> want to try out Postmates (Uber for food/grocery delivery basically) w/ black slave but something always happens
> so we plan Wednesday no matter what
> Jeep's fan control system stops working and overheats if not moving, short in the PCM/computer apparently, so I hotwire the fan directly to the battery
> we head to the city as Postmates is only available in areas with no parking
> we drive for 3 blocks and there's a mangled red car upside down and people wandering around it
> stare at it for a second and pull over, call emergency services and the fire department that's a half mile away
> car had lost control on a shitty mountain road, skid off the road, hit a stubborn rock at a corner, and rolled about 100 ft
> college-age kids wandering around outside the crash, one girl has a hole in her head and she's screaming "I didn't mean to"
> there's a girl trapped in the car and black slave runs over, the car's frame cut into her skull and there's literally a piece of scalp and hair laying on the ground
> 'I don't want to die", "I want my mom", "I want to go home", etc
> black slave hands her blood-covered cell phone to me and I try to contact the local ambulance dispatch as my phone is a piece of shit
> cops arrive a minute later, then firemen another minute, then ambulances 5 minutes later
> we get her mother on the phone but the authorities aren't hearing that shit and they tell us to move 300 ft away
> 3 Jaws of Life on that bitch but it takes another 10 minutes to get her out, a last scream of pain when they got started moving her and then dead silence after that

I figure it's worth green text and I have yet to try out Postmates. Coming from the girl we were able to help, it's been implied that the girl trapped inside actually survived but it was pretty fucking bad.

This.

You pin tren, and if you're gonna get the cough, you taste something metallic probably before the needle even comes out. I used to pin in my restroom, if I tasted the metal, I'd run and dive into my bed with the needle still in my quad, lay there and brace for the impending doom.

It's a 30 second fit of feeling like you're coughing up organs, not very much fun when you get it severely, but after that it's completely over. There's no residual cough or whatever that sticks around, and it's definitely not something you can walk around with. Tren cough is pretty debilitating while it's happening, I can't imagine trying to walk around and do shit while enduring it.

People really think some dumb shit when it comes to tren, no understanding of it's sides at all. Just a bunch of fucking horror stories from people who've never touched it.

Guys help me plan my next cycle out. Planning to run 700mg of tren A again but want to add mast P this time. I hear a 1:1 ratio is recommended but what the hell would a gram of mast do that half a gram wouldn't?

also would dropping the test from 250 to 125 be fine or would my dick stop working?

700mg of mast was always the peak of what worked for me. Any more than that, the only enhanced effect I'd get was a swollen prostate making pissing nearly impossible. Would just dribble out pathetically.

I bet your not even natty.

You do not look good at all, its just your skin.

My ear/eustachian tube has been blocked for like 5 days since a had a bad cold or something for two weeks prior to that and it won't go away. Sooooo annoying and I don't really want to go to and ENT but I think I have to. /blog.

You still here brah?? Still talking shit about me being /thicc/ while you are over here deformed as fuck??

Just kidding brah. You made good progress losing weight from skinnyfat (or just fat) but you really need to start eating clean at a surplus and work your delts and upper chest. You are nowhere close to natty limit, you look like you barely lift at all.

Would you say its worth the extra hair loss and cash over, say, running 350mg of mast and just staying on tren an extra few weeks? Last time I tried it all my shit was Enth based so it was hard to judge what compound was doing what.

> taste something metallic
> I'd run and dive into my bed with the needle still in my quad

You're a fucking idiot, m8.

Beyond that, I've had Tren cough before [likely from accidentally injecting into a vein], and it took time to attack and lasted far longer than 30 seconds. But yes, Tren cough is fucking terrible, it's like suffocation. Regardless, running with needles in you is retarded and the metallic taste is probably in your head or a result of diabetes.

Sup fraud. Trying to get onto TRT (am in US reserves with prior active service, so they'll pay for my cruise doses for life) and want to ensure my test is as low as possible. Test will be Monday morning of next week.

Things that I have heard of and plan on doing include:
- 5 hours of sleep leading up to test, no sleep the night before.
- Licorice root
- Spearmint tea
- Beer the night before

Any other suggestions?

Thanks duders.

>>Inb4 let bimbo put it in yer butt

why don't you just buy some dbol to shut down your natty test a month before? Its not like its expensive and literally everyone and their mother sells dbol.

I do not use steroids because I am not a faggot.

You should reschedule it because those things may not do shit for lowering your test depending on your regular levels. There's some SARM that supresses test like crazy so you could run that.

I work in a lab and have tested myself in the low 40X's a couple times. I just need it to be a formal reading in the 300 range. If this doesn't work I'll grab some deca and try again in 6 months or so.

Thanks for the advice.

There is some pretty good evidence to support the sleep deprivation and the licorice root. Lots of traps use it along with the tea to lower test before they can get on HRT.

Do you happen to know which SARMs?

Thank you so much for your advice, guys.

l0l

>but you really need to start eating clean

1 meal that wasn't 100% clean in the last 4 months and I drank one time in that period.

I went out to a casino with muh dad and drank and then it was GG over I have no self control ate IIFYM

>surplus

WE GETTING LEAN HERE BOY CMON

I'm gonna be small for at least a few years, at least I can be lean.

>You are nowhere close to natty limit,

Lol you don't say?

>ou look like you barely lift at all.

This is legit not possible to achieve in less than a few years without steroids. You know this.

>You still here brah??

yeah I wanna be here to post my natty photos looking like this one day BTFO everyone

man my acne looks so much worse in very harsh lighting.

and my chest is red like some roided up tanned douchebag

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kek, just start pinning already

>worth the hairloss

never, nothing in life is worth hairloss.
dont believe girls, they do care wether or not you have a full head of hair.

I injected into my quad, first time
Woke up in middle of the night to hellish pain
Still awake
Can't walk
Save me

>hurr man what is PIP

why do ppl just fuck with their endocrine system without doing a modicum of research again

why are you being an asshat

Yolo generation. I don't understand why either.

because steroids are either like, minimally bad for your health or can totally fuck you up depending on how much research you do and how careful you are

no one wants to see people hurt themselves

be careful

??

at no point did he say he didn't know what pip was

>they didn't tell me i should fast for a day before taking them. day before was my sister's birthday, we had a massive bbq. might have played a role kek
Lmao gross. I can only imagine shitting out a bunch of half digested meat hahaha. I was fasted when I started so just liquid. No big deal.
>a last scream of pain when they got started moving her and then dead silence after that
RIP in peas
You still natty?

>more a gradual realisation on your part that it was an unhealthy relationship
how aptly worded. I mostly opt for the term cunt.

Think i took a but too much armidex and crashed my estro... Anything I can do besides just waiting?

Heard someone say taking dbol might help but Im not so sure thats a thing

kek

If you were on for a while, how long after going off until your sex drive returns?

Dbol will aromatize so yeah it can help, but that assumes you still have some active aromatase enzymes. If you've totally crashed it the only thing you can do is wait.

Its not too bad, i just noticed the creaky joints and a bit of dick problems so its fairly mild... How much dbol are we talkig here, like 20mg for a couple days?

How do i treat natty puberty gyno /fraud/? Please be very descriptive, because I'm not knowledgeable on the subject

Raloxifene. Not guaranteed to work (had someone in here a few threads ago who used it to no avail), but your best option. You could also ask Missionary about how he got rid of it with Nolvadex.

Description:
>Get some pharma grade raloxifene.
>Take 60mg every day for at least 3 months.
>Post before/after pics in this thread for science.

Oh and try to be low body fat if possible. You might have lots of chest fat instead of or in addition to the gyno.

Seriously I miss wanting to fuck girls

I'm sub 12% and only have like a glandular tissue on one nipple and swelling and the start of adipose tissue on the other (plus it hurts like a bitch). Stupid question but can i buy that shit from a pharmacy or no?

Yeah you could do that but honesty I would just wait it out.

Maybe if you're in Eastern Europe or Asia otherwise no. Order it from an Indian pharmacy. I ordered 5g of ralox raws yesterday and I'll probably run it at 30mg ED and see if it helps maybe bump it to 60mg.

I have a shoulder problem that doesn't seem to get better, or is but at a very slow rate. Judging from the pain and movements it's most likely a SLAP tear.
Has anyone had any experience on injury recovery on gear? I only recently learned that gear is basically a wolverine serum, especially the likes of deca due to their anti inflammatory and nitrogen retention properties.

So i need a prescription to legally buy it? Can I just go to my gp and tell him to write me a prescription, or will he tell me to fuck off?

Ok, I understand. I just limped out of bed to the shower, intense nausea, started seeing colors covering half my vision, most intense tinnitus of my life started

I obviously fucked up something. Does this sound like an infection, or is this really due to just injecting too fast and too recklessly?

How log do i wait before getting bloods on a tren A cycle? Should be settled in less than a week, right?

TLDR raws and brewing how into pls no ban
just a link dump or the like would help thanks

I have three questions

1. can someone explain the stuff going on in OP pic , science apparatus etc .

2. what is meant by "brewing" is there a noob guide , I'm curious to learn

3. Is price talk allowed ? I'd like to know what good prices are , and maybe some buying tips . Not asking for any sources just rough idea of what the smart move is .

Example I just came across a clear net site and price list with a oniion link and pgp key to go with it .

follows

.............................................................
Testosterone Enanthate
Testosterone Cypionate
Testosterone Propionate
Testosterone Base
Nolvadex
Clomid
10g: $37
100g: $297

Dianabol
Anadrol
Winstrol
10g: $47
100g: $397

Boldenone Undecylenate
Nandrolone Decanoate
Nandrolone Phenylpropionate
10g: $57
100g: $447

Trenbolone Acetate
Trenbolone Enanthate
Drostanolone Propionate
Drostanolone Enanthate
Mesterolone
Turinabol
10g: $117
100g: $997

Anavar
10g: $137
100g: $1,197

Methenolone Enanthate
Methenolone Acetate
10g: $447
100g: $2,597

.............................................................

Sounds like a combination of infection and orthostatic hypotension.

Keep your eyes out for more infection symptoms

Your dick wouldn't work

Letrozole there is a gyno cycle somewhere on google breh

the pis is brewing

brewing is making your own steroids

yes its allowed

also fraud ded

Prices seem reasonable to me but I'm also not up to date on current homebrewing stuff so take that with a grain of salt. Reddit r/steroids wiki homebrewing section would be a good place to start.

>Methenolone Acetate 100g: $2,597

Well you need to be prescribed it but no doctor will since it's an off label use for ralox, that is unless you have breast cancer. So just order it from India.

today's trap pump was insane. There was even some trap vein action

how was your pump today?

Way overpriced. Test should be less than 1/g. Tren less than 6/g. Var less than 6/g. EQ is like 1/g.

Primo is probably a waste for most people.

>how was your pump today?
atrocious, bp issues. also mirin

Swollen

Glands

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